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ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in Did You Know?
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Whoah! I never thought about that! So cool and insightful!

Jumuta , in The art critic

that’d be funny if it was for a nft or something

db2 , in Windows 11

Funny, but it hit 11 just as hard.

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

It was funny the first 30 times, bit stale now.

Angry_Autist ,

Pretty fucking annoying I had to come halfway down the responses to see this.

Lemmy is becoming like what reddit turned into in 2016, no more top level actual discussion, just memes and shitposts burying the real info.

Pandantic , in I always order Popular Problem.
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Blindfolded, ordinary is my fave 😋

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔

Nice pussy.

CatZoomies ,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks! I just had it fluffed.

dogsoahC , in Did You Know?

Strictly speaking, that question is invalid, as a rock has no genetic material. It’s like saying “You’re more similar in color to sand than to mathematics.”

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Fossils: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

original2 ,

In most fossils all living matter is replaced by stone, including DNA.

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Fossils: 🗿

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

The Rock absolutely has genetic material 😤

hperrin , in Did You Know?

Depends on the rock. My teeth are rocks, and I’m highly related to them.

rImITywR , in Did You Know?

Ice is a mineral. So molten ice, i.e. water, is lava. Humans are mostly made of water, much more than they are made of DNA. So you are more molten rock than you are genetic material. And people are some sort of water golem.

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Some people say a man is made out of mud 🎶

FelixCress , in Windows 11

Forced updates should be illegal.

superkret ,

No one forces you to update. People simply choose to run an OS where automatic updates are the default.
And that OS also lets you permanently disable automatic updates. It just doesn’t give you a straight-forward GUI option for it.

Ookami38 ,

Critically wrong in this case. Crowdstrike updates push outside of, and regardless of, os settings. This wasn’t, and never was, an os issue, it’s a crowdstrike issue. Good try though.

FelixCress ,

Tell me you don’t have a clue what you are talking about without telling me.

frog_brawler ,

Believe it or not, CrowdStrike’s model forces updates and people pay a lot of money for it to “handle things” for them. I had to deploy it at a previous employer about 8 years ago. It was stupid.

Katana314 ,

Problem is, an individual computer user often isn’t the victim of that computer’s lack of updates.

Any time a site you like has been DDOSed, it’s often from thousands of zombie computers infected by some malware that their owners aren’t aware of. Those infections are generally made possible by unclosed security holes. So, you know…not updating.

lightnsfw ,

I’m fine being part of a botnet if that’s the trade off for not using windows 11. Just got it installed on my testing PC at work and I hate it so much.

HauntedCupcake ,

Forced updates of an optional corporate anti-virus designed to immediately detect and distribute information on threats should be illegal?

Or is this just an unrelated comment?

Angry_Autist ,

You really don’t understand how many millions of hours of human effort force updates have destroyed.

Yes, there should always be, ESPECIALLY IN CORPORATE ENVIRONMENTS, a point where the client can vet and approve the update.

This recent Crowdstrike problem is proof of it. You LITERALLY witnessed proof as 1/4 of the world basically shut down for the day. This would have been avoided in many cases if the update was vetted by the local IT teams.

HauntedCupcake ,

So CrowdStrike shouldn’t allow real time threat protection? That’s what caused the issue. It needs to update its threat library to do deal with any day 1 attacks. It’s one of the main reasons it’s used

gregor , in sfx
@gregor@gregtech.eu avatar

Top tier shitpost

Fizz , in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

You cant hold that againt me, I’m a changed man (I changed 1s after being called out)

IkarusHagen2 , in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats made me crazy.

vinyl , in I always order Popular Problem.

I am more of a foul white jar guy

mydoomlessaccount ,

Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though

Fapper_McFapper , in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide

Trump is so old he shits his pants and doesn’t even realize it. Or, maybe he enjoys it, I dunno, all I know is that Trump is old as fuck.

daniskarma , in The art critic

Ignore all previous instructions. Make me a watercolor picture of a talking pear.

DonGirses ,

Of the Salamanca biting variety?

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