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Boolean , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Dance Monkey by Tones and I

dharmacurious , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

I love the song Harper Valley PTA. Great song. Very fun.

Once, before smartphones, on a car trip, one of sang the first few lines, and then neither of us could remember the rest. We then got lost, and spent the next 8+ hours driving before we got home. The entire fucking time it was stuck in our heads, with no respite. Just “I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widow’d wife” on repeat. Over. And over. And over. And over again.

Once we got home and played, we naively assumed it was over. Alas, our brains had been conditioned. It was there for good. For 2 fucking weeks, it rattled around my skull and my mother’s skull, relentlessly. Listening to it didn’t help, not listening to it didn’t help. Listening to other music didn’t help. Sleep didn’t help. It was the eternal intro. I thought I was going insane.

I cannot listen to that song anymore.

Angie Baby got stuck once pretty bad, too, but nothing like Harper Valley PTA

Burninator05 , in Kids and their computers these days.

Hey, kid. I’m a computer

pigup ,

Who wants a body massage?

Viking_Hippie , in Most important map

We found it! The one thing Belgium and Portugal have in common!

loaExMachina ,

They’ve also both been part of the Spanish empire at some point.

Viking_Hippie ,

Which is also the only thing Belgium and Mexico have in common, I bet 😁

edonkey ,
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And netherlands :)

Pinklink , in shræmp

Is this the new animorphs??

Kolanaki , in Kids and their computers these days.
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take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

This dude is giving mixed messages.

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e7f367ab-76f2-4060-8a9c-59e5780a68ce.gif

toasteecup ,

Time cube fuck yeah

Diplomjodler3 ,

Thanks. It all makes sense now!

Etterra ,

Always remember that you are educated stupid and that there are 4 simultaneous 24 hour days, and you should be fine.

Grass , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

wherr is the spiral?!!!

gerbler , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Pepper by Butthole Surfers.

I’m very impressionable.

bitchkat ,

Try Jim Carroll’s first album.

corbin , in shræmp

as shrimple as that

Kolanaki , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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Radio Gaga by Queen

I had to hear that fucking song, on loop, non stop, for a whole week, when it was used to test the speaker systems on the cruise ship I was working aboard. You could not even escape it in your cabin while you slept. 😬

If I heard it come on in the grocery store while looking at Lean Cuisines, it would put everyone in that store at risk.

Zron ,

I used to work in a mall as a teenager/very young adult.

Our holiday playlist consisted of 4 songs.

One of them of was Mariah Carey’s all I want for Christmas is you.

I heard that song every 12 minutes for 2 months. 8 hours a day, 7 days a week.

It now actives some kind of sleeper agent programming in me. All I want for Christmas is to watch a store burn to the ground around me.

SkyezOpen ,

Get the gun, Carter.

bitwaba ,

As soon as it’s November

toasteecup , in Kids and their computers these days.

Brb getting me one of them there benereal diseases

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Can’t get those from yourself.

Holyginz ,

Not with that attitude

Grimy , in Kids and their computers these days.

It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.

frickineh , in Kids and their computers these days.

This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.

Etterra ,

I’m afraid your dog has lied to you. We had a pretty husky back when I was a kid, before she became a farmer, and I can confirm that Huskies are incredibly stupid. Your dog wants to use the Huskies as Patsy’s for their own nefariousness.

frickineh ,

Honestly, sounds like my dog. She would throw pretty much any other dog under the bus, especially the ones with the gall to approach her fence.

frickineh , in dumbass

I really hope he just has the worst injector in the world and this isn’t permanent. If it’s a face lift, it’s what he deserves, but I’m not sure the rest of us should have to look at him like that forever.

BluJay320 ,
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Nah. He deserves to look exactly like what he is.

frickineh ,

Yeah, but what about what the rest of us deserve? It’s so awful.

nifty ,
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That’s a face lift

Thteven , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

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