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FanciestPants , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I don’t know, but does it run Linux?

Drusas , in what then?

FUPA

Thcdenton ,

CHALUPA

LEONHART , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Agrajag shall be avenged!

samus12345 , in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...
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FlyingSquid OP ,
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This is why we lost a genius when we lost Ernie Bushmiller.

samus12345 ,
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I like to imagine what the reaction of people in 1960 would be if this is what actually made it to the paper.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m guessing Ernie would be out of a job and a few presses would get burnt down.

samus12345 ,
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Ernie: “Worth it!”

sneezycat ,
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The fuck you is edited in :/

samus12345 , (edited )
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Yes, it’s a joke. It originally said “pardon my back.”

AFallingAnvil , in Show me your fire pit.
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Buy me dinner first

JeeBaiChow , in turkey

I used to work in a rigid multinational with an IT department that mandated only approved applications and screened any updates as safe for integration with the standard office suite before release. Wtf happened and why is it now ok to let systems auto update by a third party?

kautau ,

My guess is that cybersecurity zero-day’s are so common that teams are worried that they don’t have the bandwidth to handle them in time which is the reason for using something like crowdstrike to begin with (“why have our own security team, which costs more money, when we can just install this software, which costs less money”)

stoly , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Nice one

callouscomic , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Post if you want, but you’ll be digging yourself a hole.

sinkingship , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I actually thought this was a police tool for breaking in doors.

So according to comments it’s a post driver. So far I dug holes and put my poles in. This tool seems practical for soft soil, but what do you do when living somewhere with rocky soil or with dry clay soil?

DasAlbatross ,

We have dry clay soil. You put on hearing protection and whack the shit out of the t-post with this bad boy.

sinkingship ,

Ah thanks! So you use thin metal posts. I still use self cut wood like a caveman and whack the shit out of other things.

DasAlbatross ,

Yeah, i wouldn’t use one of these to drive in the wooden posts. We still need them every once in a while for stability.

Etterra ,

Wouldn’t it be easier to just rent an auger?

HelixDab2 ,

If you’re putting in t-posts, an auger is going to end up making a really big hole. An auger would be more appropriate, IMO, for a wooden post.

Sam_Bass ,

Fill it with concrete and it might do in a pinch

Hugin ,

For hard soil you use a different tool. It’s similar to how you have saws for wood and saws for metal.

When you fill the tube with cement it gets the nickname “Redneck Lockpick”.

JovialMicrobial ,

I’ve used one to put those skinny metal posts in that have wings on the bottom part to make it hard to rip them back out. A post hole digger is usually used for large wooden posts.

Hikermick , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

That’s what the cops use when they are too impatient waiting for you to open your door. Where do people get the idea it’s for digging post holes?

moncharleskey ,

Just in case you’re serious, this is in fact a tool for driving metal fence posts like round posts for a chain link fence or t posts for a garden/cattle fence. You slide it over the post and drive it down to hammer in the post. Way easier and safer than using a sledge.

Hikermick ,

Huh TIL. I’ve put up many posts, used post hole diggers and augers of various kinds. Never saw anything like this. The soil where I live has lots of clay, this device looks futile

kitnaht ,

Its used with metal fence posts. Like these: i.imgur.com/pBwLMzL.png

Hikermick ,

Ah that explains it thanks. I always used a mallet on those

JeeBaiChow , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Discount door breach, or post hammer.

Ilovethebomb ,

Door breachers aren’t hollow.

Atomic ,

Discounted door breachers are.

Assman ,
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When you buy riot gear at harbor frieght

JeeBaiChow ,

They are, if you’re trying to cut costs. Hence my use of the word ‘discount’.

Obligatory ‘whoosh’

boatsnhos931 ,

GOT EM

Ilovethebomb ,

You’d typically fill it with something heavy, if that’s the use case.

WhyFlip , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Looks like my fuck tube.

OsrsNeedsF2P , in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

some1 explain

hardaysknight ,

It’s from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Brickhead92 ,

The exert that is referenced by the tattoos:

Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

caroline ,

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Zier , in It just does.
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What store is carrying these awesome Peanut Butter Steak Fillets? I cannot wait to break out the BBQ!

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Breaking News

That fox should watch itself on Lemmy.

nifty OP ,
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It’s full time watching the void, poor sucker

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