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ChaoticNeutralCzech , in You had your chance.

There is a “No” button? Not very on-brand for M$

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You could always tell Clippy to go away. It would just slow down your computer a whole lot until it disappeared. So you could tell it no, but it would make you pay for it.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The Microsoft of today is more like “Yes/Later”. Yes, the secret third option “No” remains but it requires a registry edit or something (or deleting Windows of course).

Toes ,

When you move your mouse cursor near it, it switches places with yes. (There was a old hilarious computer virus that did this)

Zier , in You had your chance.
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Clippy is that pervert at the end of a Las Vegas bar just waiting to to be slimy.
Go away Clippy and take your AI wing man with you.

lobut , in turkey

Some developers head is gonna roll too …

qjkxbmwvz ,

I dunno. One developer thrown under the bus gives zero confidence to customers and shareholders that this exact same thing won’t happen again.

There’s sort of no way of only blaming ICs while simultaneously reassuring those who matter that We’ve Learned Our Lesson.

Or not. We’ll see I guess!

Assman , in It just does.
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Enough to make my son one sandwich

KingJalopy , in You had your chance.

Any of you ever read BuyMortv How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona?

It’s a great series, albeit very weird, but clippy is a character and it’s fantastic.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/62607307-buymort

Check it out if you like dungeon crawler Carl or anything similar, it’s great.

Drusas , (edited ) in Breaking News

While I understand what it means, I don't think I will ever understand how that is supposed to look like a face. What's wrong with its nose?

expatriado ,

i think the W represent corrugated lips, but don’t quote me on that

Drusas ,

I didn't know anything other than cardboard or plastic could be corrugated, but I guess it makes sense. Why should it be only cardboard and plastic?

Hupf ,

Why not oil tankers?

Soku ,

Crimped?

Hupf ,

:-3

anarchrist , in I mean, with tits like that ....

Master Robin, you’re back from the crusades! Alas, you’ve lost your arms…but you’ve grown a nice set of boobs.

ummthatguy ,
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TheRealKuni , in Burninate

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!

JusticeForPorygon , in Show me your fire pit.
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spicytuna62 , in Burninate
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TROGDOOOOR!!

disguy_ovahea ,

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE

PostProcess ,

BURNINATING THE PEASANTS!

thisbenzingring , in I mean, with tits like that ....

The idea of Athena and Venus must have been something. That carving must have been the bees knees when it was fresh and painted.

jaybone ,

So many onions on my belt.

profdc9 , in Burninate

You have great consummate V’s!

agamemnonymous ,
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Hard disagree, guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face

swab148 ,
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(That happened once!)

AgentGrimstone , in It just does.

I thought it was old liver

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in I just lost the game guys :(
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I’m not into pokemans

die444die , in Show me your fire pit.
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