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randomdeadguy , in Accept it

I thought it was Fight Club before I saw Batman

MacNCheezus , in Hors d'oeuvres
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You know it’s a shitpost because the asparagus isn’t even cooked.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Mhh crumchy

SternburgExport , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

Even better when it doesn‘t proof jackshit. Lost my ID and needed a new one so I went to my city with my birth certificate asking for a new one. And they really said that wasn‘t enough and they needed confirmation from the city I got the ID originally from that it was actually me.

Well why did I need to bring it in the first place then? Glad it took them only six months to get me a new ID as well. Fucking german bureaucracy.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Fucking german bureaucracy.

We moved to Leipzig from Munich in November. Our marriage certificate that has already been vetted and approved in Munich years ago is still not approved here. We still aren’t legally married in Saxony.

We finally got a reply that we needed an appointment in June, but there were no appointments. After checking daily for weeks we now have an appointment at the end of August.

SternburgExport ,

Interesting to see that it ain’t any better 30km from here…

volvoxvsmarla ,

Are you from Halle?

SternburgExport ,

yes, moved here almost 2 years ago

Thcdenton , in Moon caves.
fubarx , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

Relax. It’s just proof that you’re not from an alien species that has mastered the art of counterfeiting.

bruhduh , in Moon caves.
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
FrostyCaveman , in Moon caves.

I should call him

littletranspunk , in Trump Airpods

That teleprompter glass do be loud

tomkatt , in And they don't fold well either

Get a quality bamboo pillow with crushed memory foam filling. You can control how much fill goes into the pillow, and if you change your mind you can always add or remove some of the fill.

Steamymoomilk , in Hors d'oeuvres

💀💀💀💀💀

PenisWenisGenius , in Ive bought two

I bought one of these when they first came out and they’re a piece of shit. It stopped working just a little bit after the warranty expired.

HootinNHollerin , in Ive bought two

Apple industrial designers would totally buy it

Etterra ,

Elon would manufacture it.

too_high_for_this ,

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

And it’d require you to solve 20 captchas in order to use it.

Source: me, I tried to create a Twitter account.

jaybone ,

Well, there’s your problem.

baggachipz ,

Honest question: why would you even try to do that nowadays?

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

I wanted to check out accounts of some journalists and organizations I used to follow, and that is a bit pain in the ass with restrictions that Twitter imposes for guests. But of course I didn’t solve 20 captchas just for that. I probably got this treatment because my browser was LibreWolf. It triggers extra anti-bot protections on some websites.

AromaticNeo ,

Arent there front-ends to circumvent that issue?

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Maybe? Honestly, I didn’t want to be there that much to think about workarounds. I still find this crazy.

MenacingPerson ,

I tried to make a microsoft account on goddamn google chrome on android and got this treatment.

Gerudo ,

So would my wife if they came in colors.

oyfrog , in Ive bought two

my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

gigachad , (edited )

I love the live location feature, so that I never lose track of my kitchen cube. You can see where it is and how it’s doing even from remote. Always have an eye on my cube when at work.

SternburgExport ,

Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.

filcuk ,

‘Bro, my steel cube is now just a useless brick’

Luisp ,

If you dont pay the subsciption it immediately gets rusty

grue ,

Look, just because Elon Musk can’t choose an alloy properly doesn’t mean nobody can do it. Hell, even DeLorean managed it, and he was dealing with both cocaine and the Troubles at the same time!

ivanafterall ,
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Please tell me it scrobbles…

boonhet ,

Obviously the languages are Estonian, Finnish, Latvian and Lithuanian.

Except for the Finnish + Baltic region, where the languages are actually Tagalog, Swahili, Navajo and the most popular option, x86 assembly for outputting the text of the episode in Haitian Creole. The latter is the most popular because of how insanely fast they have to speak.

lapislazuli ,

Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

ZeffSyde ,

I just know that their military has the best MREs.

dejected_warp_core ,

Personally, I’m a fan of the rumble notification feature. Pair it with your phone and it’ll rumble in response to a random notification on your phone at least once a day. Best part is: it kinda shakes the whole house and will sometimes shuffle itself into the floor so you can’t ignore it! Yeah, I’ve had to replace some tile, but it’s totally worth it.

HootinNHollerin ,
errer ,

Being able to report the temperature is way too useful for a useless steel block. I’d pay $10/month for a block that truly does nothing.

Etterra , in Or meet and cheese

I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I’d like to go visit.

Etterra , in Hors d'oeuvres

I hate you and everything you stand for.

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