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Shirasho , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

The non joke answer is that the document attempts to prove who you say you are. The joke answer is that this is an attempt and is public info that anyone can use.

FordBeeblebrox , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

My grandpa had a stroke and the various Mormon friends neighbors that never said a word to this coffee drinking sailor suddenly wanted to put church choir music on.

He likes Mozart and I will bury you in the backyard if you try

ummthatguy , in Hors d'oeuvres
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SonicBlue03 , in Hors d'oeuvres

Porkenstalk sandals.

CurlyWurlies4All , in Or meet and cheese
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Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you’re being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.

lengau ,

The real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don’t have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.

Likewise, get some salami and another meat.

XCraftMC ,

ground beef

ShaggySnacks , in Moon caves.

Shudders I thought we would spare people from this horror.

EleventhHour , in Hors d'oeuvres
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I present:

MUMMY SANDALS

beejboytyson , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

Viva la vida

ramsay ,
Sabre363 , in Hors d'oeuvres

Foot fetishists are gonna love this one

funkajunk , in Hors d'oeuvres
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SKELLY SLIDES

gedaliyah , in Hors d'oeuvres
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Hors d’onts

OmnislashIsACloudApp , in Hors d'oeuvres

asparagus is green WTF is going on here

hydroxycotton ,

White asparagus actually is a thing

ironhydroxide ,

A very tasty thing

OmnislashIsACloudApp ,

you just blew my mind lol

Rolive ,

There’s even purple asparagus.

tacosanonymous , in Accept it

The gift that keeps on giving.

bruhduh , in Hors d'oeuvres
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Blue archive dish be like

andrew_bidlaw , (edited ) in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual
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I am a natural-born sovereign citizen of the United States of America, not United States the corporation, duh.

frankspurplewings ,

😂😂

Spiralvortexisalie ,

This might be a joke, but seriously you need to live-birth children outside of a hospital if you like that, otherwise they get a “shadow ssn” thats meant as a placeholder (scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=779278926067…)

andrew_bidlaw ,
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Am I stupid enough to you? That’s when They insert your first microchips!

(that was an interesting read though)

uranibaba ,

CHIEF JUSTICE BURGER

Is there someone named Burger?

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