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nightwatch_admin , in Dad?

Yikes

jupyter_rain , in Dad?
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

He finally got them cigarettes, was trying to return.

Sam_Bass , in They only show up after midnight though

I’d spot her

the_crotch ,

I just did, she’s right there

The25002 , in EVIL GUY

Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.

Gullible ,

Same but you’re role playing as The Mountain that rides:

you sure you want to read this?You sick animal, how dare you attempt to read gilf rape smut? Think about what you’ve done.

Sidhean ,

Are you okay? Wrong community, maybe?

Gullible ,

I’m perfectly fine. The people who knowingly attempted to read a fanfic about violating an elderly woman and grew upset at its withholding, on the other hand…

Sidhean ,

“Knowingly” my partner in Christ I thought you were having a stroke. Fucking rape man? What the fuck is wrong with you.

Gullible ,

Lemmy’s literacy level: below high school. Jesus fucking Christ.

FlihpFlorp ,

Yeah that kinda came out of nowhere so either trolling or… I don’t know what else

Black616Angel , in Alignment Chart Shitpost

Lawful good is chaotic good with a full roll already on. Neutral good stays the same. Chaotic good is a full roll on and lots of not yet empty rolls on the cupboard.

Lawful neutral stays the same. True neutral is with the roll the wrong way around. Chaotic Neutral can stay.

Lawful evil is Kleenex. Neutral Evil is just an empty roll with the text: “Just use the cardboard.” Chaotic evil is either sandpaper or just a burning roll.

Rakonat ,

LE should be an empty roll with a magazine or newspaper on the shelf. NE should be empty. CE should be a roll of duct tape.

SkyezOpen ,

I think LE should be 3 squares left. Technically not empty so no replacement, but definitely not enough.

Stamets , in Alignment Chart Shitpost
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Chaotic good. Huh. Never would have guessed.

Kernal64 , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

The dollar sign comes before the number. Putting it behind the number is just another effect of micro plastics. 😢

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yet another American convention that makes no damn sense

“Hmm yes, I am going to buy that ice cream for dollar one”

ccunning ,

Thinking this is an exclusively American convention is yet another effect of microplastics…

We’re dooooooomed 😭

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Sorry, too hungry, I ated them all 😞

I meant American and anglophone, don’t think I’ll forgive the British for that

Holzkohlen ,

It’s definitely not an EU thing. And the rest of the world don’t count, especially New Zealand.

RecluseRamble ,

NZ doesn’t even show on like half of the maps.

qjkxbmwvz ,

I dunno, seems reasonable to me in the same way that Spanish using “¿” at the beginning of a question makes sense.

That it’s inconsistent with other units is certainly annoying, but if anything I think it’s the more sensible way.

CoffeeJunkie ,

Spanish is definitely fucked, putting the adjective after the noun. You don’t pet the brown dog, you pet the dog brown.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5a171ed2-6e10-4b39-a3df-8f5f43273f7f.jpeg

lone_faerie ,

Idk, I kinda get it, adjectives are just descriptors. In Spanish, you can drop the end of the sentence and still get its meaning. You don’t pet the brown, you pet the dog.

zarathustrad ,

This dog is black, not.

TrousersMcPants ,

It’s a convention for writing checks. If the dollar amount on a check read “300.00$” there’s nothing stopping me from writing “1300.00$” on there. But if you put “$300.00” that number is enclosed on both sides and there is no chance of being able to modify it (without significantly more effort that can be much more easily noticed)

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Do it like $1300.00$ to fuck with LaTeX/Markdown renderers

eezeebee , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Good good

Let the microplastics flow through you

aeronmelon ,

They’re apparently not giving me a choice in the matter.

zarathustrad ,

I try but they get stuck in my liver and kidneys.

LaunchesKayaks , in Alignment Chart Shitpost
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

So I have to keep my tp under the bathroom sink so my cat doesn’t shred it. Where does that fit in this chart?

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the actual true neutral. You’re a druid.

Gradually_Adjusting , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

And that it’s no surprise it’s been so god-damn hot as of late, we’re never gonna be cold… You know the Devil is LOOOOORD

MeDuViNoX , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/22d30b7d-8946-4fd1-8361-9549b47db80c.jpeg

I put that shit on everything!

KomfortablesKissen ,

“Non GMO”

Cheradenine ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f5b22fc7-0020-4f40-b3cf-0acdea204190.jpeg

Classy ,

TOXIC

LOTS OF BPA

BudgetBandit ,

I love how I opened it and my brain tickled. Then I closed it, opened it again and saw that this is AI generated.

I tell you, good pattern recognition is a blessing and a curse. Blessing because you see all of this immediately after some unconscious training, curse because you’re extremely susceptible to conspiracy theories…

Cheradenine ,

The branding is very well done on this one if you put in with the rest of the spices between the oregano and the bay leaf it wouldn’t look out of place.

Pattern recognition is spot on for this, it doesn’t throw immediate errors. Except for the different branding this looks the same.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/df1fa9ad-c8e2-42d0-b708-1162afb89308.jpeg

kuberoot ,

Is it AI generated? I don’t know the brand and labels so maybe I’m missing something, but it just looks like a regular edit?

xenoclast ,

Wouldn’t they be invisible? When I think about the mircoplastics in my blood… I’m sure they’re pretty damn small… or I’d be dead

lone_faerie ,

I imagine it’s a bit like salt. On its own or in a liquid, it’s pretty invisible. But put enough of it in one place and you’ll be able to see it

Guadin , in EVIL GUY
@Guadin@k.fe.derate.me avatar

It always goes like this. Starting out a baddy, but after half an hour and a couple of evil decisions later I creep towards the good side.

lugal , in You humans and your airports.

That’s almost a year!

Viking_Hippie ,

And a year is almost a month!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Especially if you’re orbiting the sun somewhere between Earth and Mars!

deegeese , in You humans and your airports.

Wholesome shitpost

TheReturnOfPEB , (edited )

almost makes you feel like those gorillas shouldn’t ever be allowed near the luggage

lugal ,

I kinda see your point but still oppose such restrictive policies. It’s not worth it. If you sacrifice freedom to gain security, you will lose both in the long run.

nifty , in the new shit
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, that explains why it’s getting fucked so hard

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