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Mouselemming , in Happy Gay Wrath Month!

Wake me up when it’s Gay Sloth Month

LANIK2000 ,

As a reminder to sleep again, by this time sleep gay?

JohnDClay ,

Or don’t, I’ll just sleep though it.

Resol ,
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I’m waiting for Gay Gluttony Month.

niktemadur , in Don't.

Well now I just gotta.

GluWu , in Demons

Manic depression is just your yin and yang balancing

johsny , in first alert at 5
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lars OP ,

It is July so I pray that this is at least not Fahrenheit. But it is July, so where could it be that cold° F—or cool° C—yet sunny, everyday? Hard pass.

johsny ,
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Coldest part of winter at the moment, should start to get better soon, and yes, that is in Celcius.

lars OP ,

50° F-ish/10° C-ish but also sunny during the coldest month of the year would probably be pretty welcome in my part of the world.

werefreeatlast , in Thanks, Amy.

If you seek Amy, I think I’d like that.

MasterNerd , in Happy Gay Wrath Month!
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I think I’m at gay envy

rob_t_firefly , (edited )
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Damn, I wish I were too!

radicalautonomy , in Don't.
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FlyingSquid OP ,
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Sam_Bass , in Don't.

Not even if youre horny?

iAvicenna , in Don't.
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I know what you’r thinking

Diplomjodler3 , in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I believe exactly one of those statements.

nickwitha_k , (edited ) in Thanks, Amy.

Had a moment like this a few months back. But I don’t smoke weed and everyone just got to watch me eat granola.

dditty ,

I live alone and have a bad habit of verbalizing my thoughts; my worst nightmare is accidentally forgetting to mute myself while saying some inane shit into the call

Grimy ,

I used to do this constantly but I had to break myself out of the habit. On long drives, I’d forget I would have passengers and blurt out half a sentence before realizing.

It also led my step mother to try and convince my dad I was schizophrenic at the time since I would do it in the house as well when I thought no one was around.

Mildly annoying since it was just an easy way to think things through, I never saw it as a bad habit.

dditty ,

I agree that I think it is fine to speak one’s thoughts aloud, but since most(?) people have negative reactions to it I do consider it a bad habit. Fortunately no one has reacted to me doing it as strongly as your step mom to you! Sorry you had to go through that.

Oha , in I 🫀 Piracy

my machines a machine that turns machines into machines

db2 OP ,
robocall , in Thanks, Amy.
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During the beginning of COVID, I was on a group zoom interview, and saw someone hit a bong. I believe the hiring manager didn’t see it, and they got hired.

whoisearth ,
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Way before COVID I got hired at a bank the same time as another dude who was “off” about one week in we both show up except he was high as a fucking kite. He got escorted out then and there.

Like wtf my dude you’re here to do a job show some respect!

Socsa ,

Hiring manager low-key looking for the hookup

bruhduh , in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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wordington driver

bi_tux , in Mildred
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better than all the reddit Lunas desu

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