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Godric , in The longer you look, the worse it gets

Sorry, you said “worse” whem you meant “better”. Obvious bot account!

Pheral , in Mildred

Mildred is a metal as fuck name.

vonxylofon , in Mildred

Damn right. If I transitioned, I wouldn’t take a lame name like Mildred. I’d go for something cool like Radicalorange or Forcefulblue.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t have to transition for that, most adults can get their name changed whenever they like.

tabris ,

There was a guy who changed his name to Sydney Harbour Bridge because he could.

Slovene ,

Why not Periwinkle or Orangered?

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Team periwinkle represent

The admins fucking rigged that game

vonxylofon ,

Well, because we’re doing modifier + colour here. Mild + red?

sirico , in Did you lock your front door when you left home today?
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Yeah did you unplug the hairdryer?

stoy OP ,

Good!

I don’t have a hairdryer. With 6mm hair that is not needed

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have a hairdryer

…that you can remember.

martinbasic ,
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It’s better to check again. Maybe in fact you forgot you have one at home!

hemko , in 'Murica

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

cdf12345 ,

Wow, people are still using this lame copypasta?

serpineslair ,

Wow, people are still this easily offended?

riodoro1 ,

On his cake day? What a dick.

Happy cake day u/hemko. Thanks for the copypasta

hemko ,

Thank you friend<3

hemko ,

Your mom is lame

brown567 ,

Yeah, that’s how copypastas work, doobus

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nothin personnel kid 😎

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5da22317-8117-4bc0-8c9d-c5f3a153fe06.gif

Peppycito , in Did you lock your front door when you left home today?

We pretty much never lock the house. Unless we’re inside sleeping then my wife will lock the door for some reason. And then she only locks the front door. Not the back or side.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Can you post your address please

NoneYa ,

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

Promise you won’t rob me? Pinky swear?

MrNesser ,

Is that the one with the weird shaped room at the back?

dingus ,

P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia

sirico , in Props to my bro Luigi
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Good job green Mario

Guadin , in Did you lock your front door when you left home today?
@Guadin@k.fe.derate.me avatar

You little shit...

Colour_me_triggered , in Props to my bro Luigi

The trick is to keep removing the people in power until the people in power no longer want to turn your country into a theocratic ethnostate.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Yeah but what happens when the people in power don’t respond to love

TankovayaDiviziya , in Mildred

Maybe because I grew up multicultural, so I rarely find any strange names, well, strange.

anhkagi , (edited ) in Did you lock your front door when you left home today?
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

yes i did

stoy OP ,

Excellent, have a lovely day!

anhkagi ,
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

Thank you !

MentalEdge , in 'Murica
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

!militarymoe

Not just murica military, but still.

cordlord , in Did you lock your front door when you left home today?

Jokes on you, I’m not leaving!

stoy OP ,

Fantastic! I hope you have a great day!

the_beber , in Did you lock your front door when you left home today?

Don‘t worry guys, I‘ve already checked yours.

WIPocket ,
@WIPocket@lemmy.world avatar

Well, was it locked?

MHanak ,

No, but i locked them for you

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Good thief.

the_beber ,

Yes, but not for me (:

avrg , in The struggle

I would gladly wear them.

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