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dumbass , in New joke just arrived
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What’s with this single button UI?

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , in It's your amigo, Ralph!
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I remember this meme. Good one until the fucking boomers and conservatives got ahold of it…

RGB3x3 , in New joke just arrived

I prefer Jedge

Kolanaki , in scrumptious
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辛いお寿司!

boatsnhos931 , in scrumptious

Don’t put your dick in that

djsoren19 , in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

I’m interested to see what changes they’ll be making from 6 to 7. 6 was kinda panned on release, and games like Humankind and Age of Wonders 4 have introduced serious competition to the 4x genre in the years since.

zarathustrad , in Howdy ho

Guess which of the following quotes are Tump, and which are Jay.

(Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.)

1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”

2: “I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything

Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

yamapikariya , in What I thought some abbreviations/emoticons meant vs what they actually meant
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Same here. Some of those are exactly what I thought and one was what I still thought to this day

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , in What I thought some abbreviations/emoticons meant vs what they actually meant

If you haven’t tried that better oxygen, you should get down to your local oxygen bar ASAP (Always Slippy As Peppers).

taiyang ,

The best I’ve got is O3.

Etterra , in Eating your veggies

I never got that one. Just tedious punishment if I refused. For some reason my mother never hit me for that one.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in The dream of a quiet life
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That’s feminine?

thefrankring , in Eating your veggies
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My parents used to say that argument for me to finish my plate.

Until I found a better argument and never heard that phrase again.

TeddE , in I see you
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All about that bass, 'bout that bass

RBWells , in Thou'st see-eth me rolleth, thou'st hateth

I do indeed most ardently hate. Begone!

ILikeBoobies , in It's important to learn to communicate

Quinn is the best

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