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PineRune , in Did you know

There are some things we don’t have to imagine, because everybody has experienced licking it. One such example is OP’s mom.

unreachable ,
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MrNesser OP ,

Fuck it have an up vote

Threadsdeadbaby , in Did you know

Ooh it’s because when we were babies we put everything in our mouths! The brain (and tongue) remembers.

MrNesser OP ,

Works with anything you can think of It helps if you can see the object

elvith ,

I wonder what the surface of the sun…

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAaAaAaAahhhhhhhh!

Maggoty , in Ironing

Speak for yourself. Casual clothes killed most ironing but ain’t nobody showing up in a wrinkled suit.

coaxil ,

I don’t even own a suit haha

Maggoty ,

I didn’t for a long time either. Then I needed one.

Kusimulkku ,

Hopefully no weddings or funerals coming up. Then again, if you’re American, I’ve seen people show up to a wedding in shorts and a baseball cap. No ironing required.

BlitzoTheOisSilent ,

The most recent funeral I attended, only the deceased’s brother wore a suit, the rest of the family wore basically everyday clothes, as did 99% of the attendants. I left my suit jacket in the car because I felt overdressed.

Kusimulkku ,

Was this in the US?

boonhet ,

Just across (south) of the bay from you judging by your name: I was at a funeral recently, not many people wore suits. Of course, nobody wore shorts or anything, but not too many formal suits.

Kusimulkku ,

Here black suit is usually the way to go

BlitzoTheOisSilent ,

It was, yes.

The deceased wasn’t the type that would want anyone to put on their Sunday best just for him, so it made sense. But when I mentioned it to my father, he commented that no one really wears suits to funerals anymore, or even weddings.

Maggoty ,

That’s how we did my grandfather’s memorial. Grandma didn’t want it to feel formal and we weren’t about to force that.

Bluefalcon ,

I wish they were more affordable in the US. I love wearing a suit, makes me feel like a mobster. lol Cosplay for the unstable.

MonkderDritte ,

Clothing steamers are less damaging though.

Maggoty ,

I’ve never had one actually work though. Irons, used properly, are safe and they work.

MonkderDritte ,

Mine does.

Maggoty ,

Bully for you?

MonkderDritte ,

?

Maggoty ,

I’m glad it works for you.

OldWoodFrame ,

How often do you wear a suit? Dry clean as necessary, hang it up between uses. I’ve never ironed a suit.

Maggoty ,

That doesn’t proof it from wrinkles, especially if you need to travel to the event.

Passerby6497 ,

Casual clothes killed most ironing but ain’t nobody showing up in a wrinkled suit.

Unless you’re upper management or going to a wedding/funeral/formal event, why would you even wear a suit? In the last decade I’ve worn my suit 3 or 4 times in the last decade, and they were all weddings or funerals.

Maggoty ,

Yeah I should have put an edit in. I didn’t know this was going to blow up like this. I don’t wear a suit or formal clothes more than about once a year, for the events of friends and families. I’m not trying to say it’s an every day thing.

Abnorc ,

Where I work the staff still wear full suits for the most part. I think it’s a more traditional workplace though.

nickwitha_k ,

Give it a try. Hit up a thrift store and get some great tacky suits from the 70s and 80s, if you can find em. It’s a bit of fun to wear them when it’s not necessary or expected. I probably wouldn’t wear a really nice wedding/funeral suit in such cases because I spill fucking everything and would become destitute from the dry cleaning bills.

Now, if it were a social expectation/requirement, it would suck and not be fun. But, as a choice that one can make, it’s great sometimes.

Passerby6497 ,

I have a tailored suit in my closet, but there’s no way in fuck I’m showing up to work in that suit or any other suit.

For one, I work from home and I want to actually be comfortable. For two, if I was going into the office, I would ruin it at some point crawling under desks and behind racks and shit.

nickwitha_k ,

Absolutely there with you. Hence my suggestion of thrift store.

And for wearing one to the office? I also work from home so, would only likely do so to confuse my wife.

saigot ,

On the rare occasion I have to wear a dress shirt for work, I’m making sure it’s as wrinkled as possible. I wouldn’t want to be mistaken for one of the execs, it gives the impression that you don’t work hard. I think it’ll continue bubbling up in the same way not wearing a tie and not having curtails did.

Lifebandit666 , in Ironing

Sometimes I iron. Someone mentioned school uniform and yes.

But mainly I look at say a t-shirt and go “Meh” shrug and throw it on. Bang a leather jacket on and nobody knows it’s wrinkled and they fall out.

Now we’re having our 1 week of summer in the UK I’m having to iron my t-shirts because it’s too hot for my jacket, but it’s only a week.

NooBoY ,

Try hanging them and watch the wrinkles fall away. Other ways you could always get some of those sport tops that breath. Should help with the heat.

Swedneck ,
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as a swede i am legally obligated to vomit at the idea of school uniforms

blackn1ght ,

I hate them too but unfortunately the vast majority of schools require them. It pisses me off how much time and energy is spent enforcing meaningless rules.

UraniumBlazer ,

I am not Swedish, but I would like to join you in the procedure of vomiting at the idea.

Nothing like making the masses complacent since childhood by controlling nonessential fashion choices.

notsofunnycomment ,
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The good thing is that you don’t have all these toxic, wealth-dependent, brand-indoctrinating capitalist, environmentally destructive fast fashion pressures for kids.

UraniumBlazer ,

Choosing to wear my favourite color to school isn’t “brand indoctrination”. It is called being a free individual. If parents can refuse to buy their kids non essential, unaffordable electronics they can refuse to buy them fast fashion branded clothing. The solution to capitalism being shit isn’t simply eliminating choice.

uis ,

Can you do precision vomiting into Putin’s bunker? Asking for a friend.

I very much agree with you.

hungryphrog , in Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth

why do you know what keys taste like

mryessir ,

Warming the key of a car in the freezing winter may have driven me to suck keys. Piercings didn’t remind me of such though.

LordKitsuna ,

Have you seriously never just had that one moment where your hands were full and you needed the keys out of your hand for a second but you knew you were about to need the keys again shortly so you just put them in your mouth real quick so that you can do what you need to do and then grab the keys again

loaExMachina , in Ironing

I have an iron but no ironing board so I used to do it on my desks when trousers were really too wrinkled, but it’s been over a year since my desk has had enough room for it, I just don’t know where to put the stuff and don’t have time for that.

DillyDaily ,

The number of times I find myself plugging the iron in behind the TV and then holding an old Amazon box against the wall and juggling my pants while I iron because I’m in a rush and that’s the available outlet plug and space.

ProvableGecko , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

As someone who grew up in a Muslim country, I have to say, Westerners this is some weird shit man. Like, call the police weird. We are supposed to be the barbarians yet you get to have skull thrones and shit? WTF?

pyrflie ,

Dude these sprang from Mesopotamian/Egyptian necropoli. This is a Mediterranean/Middle Eastern tradition springing from Egypt and Summer.

RecluseRamble ,

Religion is heavily intertwined with barbarism. The West/Christian countries have dumped more than their fair share on the world.

surewhynotlem ,

The whole point of religion was to keep the psychopaths in control. Sometimes you had to throw them a bone to keep them in line.

nonfuinoncuro ,

ha.

retrospectology ,
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All the Abrahamic religions are death cults. It’s just as morbid as muslim sects that force women to dress head to toe black robes or w/e. The extremism just becomes part of the scenery when you’re around it, but it’s all objectively bizzare.

Like think about it, these religions were literally invented by bronze age goat herds who thought the earth was flat and covered by a dome, and people in the modern day still believe in them. It’s literally group insanity.

It would be like someone who still believes in the greek gods or something.

Tryptaminev ,

How to say that you have no idea about Abrahamic religions without saying that you have no idea about Abrahamic religions.

The Bronze Age ended around 1200 BC. 1200 Before Christ. Most of the prophets of the Torah are estimated to have lived around 1000 BC up until Jesus was born. Mohammed s.a.s. lived in the 7th century AD.

Also if your argument is that something originating in the bronze age is bad, i recommend you to stop using metal tools, eat bread and cultivated fruits. Obviously no beer and while you are at it reject math, astronomy and most of architecture. All stuff originating in the Bronze Age.

retrospectology ,
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The Abrahamic religions are based on superstious oral traditions that extend into the bronze age. They are a hodge podge of cults and spiritual traditions that got absorbed as tribes genocided eachother over the millenia. Taking over a conquered group’s pantheon is a regular occurrence throughout history, similar to how the Romans took Christianity and adapted it. There are remnants in the torah/old testament of the stitching together of different polytheistic religious narratives that eventually became the Abrahamic traditions.

I don’t really care about technical specifics of when any given era of the Abrahamic religions began, believing in invisible skymen is not the same as a material tool or a mathematical proof. It’s a bunch of bullshit stories people told eachother for why the rain fell or why lightning happened, it belongs in the past, there’s no excuse to still believe it now.

Blackmist , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

Now nothing is fun and nobody trusts to not to steal anything that isn’t nailed down.

MonkderDritte , (edited ) in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

I bet it isn’t really Magdalene.

pyrflie ,

Considering Catholic practices only the stupidest adherents would. You betcha they pulled a bitch Roman Catholics hated out of Syria to enshrine in Rome 50 years after the fact; during a civil war.

TheRaven ,
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Chances are, it isn’t. The early Catholic Church did a lot of this kind of thing, where they would claim to have a piece of the cross, or a bone of St Peter in a church. It was just to drive tourism into their churches. If you took all the claimed pieces of the cross and assembled them, it would make far more than one cross.

MonkderDritte ,

Not only early, they did such things in medieval times too.

Argh, what was it again. I’ve read about something the catholic church used in switzerland in 14. or 15. century for this.

yemmly ,

How much?

pigup , in Boochi for Pakistan
Kusimulkku , in Ironing

Hopefully none of you are using suits lol

Railing5132 ,

Iron a wool suit?

Kusimulkku ,

My wool suit pants can be ironed on low. And my shirt definitely needs to be ironed. Just check the label first

Etterra ,

Suits and other “nice” clothes are designed to enforce class separation. Reject them. Although you should probably wear them to a funeral or wedding anyway, out of respect.

Kusimulkku ,

Idk I like to wear nice clothes. Right clothes for the right occasion of course

olutukko ,

username checks out

olutukko ,

paskon tällä hetkellä kirjaimmellisesti vettä. vittu mikä ribuls

frezik ,

Or wear them to kink spaces, because dominating class separation is part of the game.

iegod ,

Oh shut it. Wear whatever you like.

slackassassin ,

On the other hand, wear whatever the fuck you want.

stratoscaster ,

🙄

SkunkWorkz ,

In Silicon Valley it’s the the other way around. The wealthier someone is the sloppier they dress.

wreel ,
Passerby6497 ,

Suits are only for special occasions, and even then I’m going to get it dry cleaned and they can worry about ironing in the bastard.

BonesOfTheMoon , in Ironing

I just run anything wrinkled through the dryer for about 10 minutes.

Track_Shovel OP ,
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Just like that grandma looks like she is 25 again

SnokenKeekaGuard , in I do a bit of mischief
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Its so easy to do, like stealing candy from a baby

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Sir. Let me get this straight. You’re sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?

aeronmelon ,

Of course you can start riding a bicycle again. It’s like riding a bicycle.

slaacaa , in A beautiful thing...

“If she don’t hawk tuah, I’m not gonna talk tuha”

FreshLight , in I do a bit of mischief

It’s a good thing to do. Candies contain high amounts of refined sugar and are a choking hazard for babies.

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