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Enkers , in Rolls a Nat 20

I cast counterspell. I’m now thinking of puppies.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Some how you’ve made that cringy af.

Enkers ,

Being cringe A.F., as the kids say, is a power that grows with age. (:

GluWu , in Neither?

But those are my favorite genders

tacotroubles , in Rolls a Nat 20

Hah that spell only works on me when im trying to fall asleep

recapitated , in I will not be taking questions.

Ooh I just got a new idea for a new patent!

Thcdenton , in Rolls a Nat 20

That’s my secret cap, all my memories are cringe

Track_Shovel OP ,

Me to thanks

corus_kt ,

Tfw when dementia makes you a more functional human

FawkesGil , in Rolls a Nat 20
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  • checks time
  • 12:30 am
  • Welp, guess Im not sleeping tonight
Mouselemming ,

Cringing means you’re better now than you were then.

Besides, after seeing the debate, the sense of doom is going to keep me up all night anyway.

FQQD , in Sevens
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Mom I’m on TV

kionite231 ,

Mom me too!!

finley , in 4th rule

I’d be happy if they could just come off cleanly

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hey now let’s not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts…

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I think that’s something we can all safely kinkshame…

wreckedcarzz ,
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MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.

Master ,

Glad you went with wrapper and not the original term.

astrsk ,
@astrsk@kbin.run avatar

Store them in a colder spot. I personally like freezing them. Wrappers always come off cleanly.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Reading this comment is like reading a modern-day Book of Revelation.

Jubei_K_08 ,

You’re a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍

altima_neo , in This is what we used to worry about in the 80s. This and global thermonuclear war.
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

As a kid, I didnt really understand “punk”. Based of how media portrayed them, they were always a gang, always looking to start trouble and destroy things, get into fights, commit crimes, all the bad shit people didnt like. Then as an adult, I come to find it was just a music movement, like hiphop and rock. So what the fuck? And then it turns out punk music was pretty cool, too.

scrion ,

Given how political punk was right from the start, I wouldn’t call it “just a music movement”.

Honytawk ,

It also has a big Anarchy vibe.

Going against the norm, which the norm doesn’t like.

HubertManne ,

like anything it had its influences and influenced others. Had its pure true believers and posers. To me true punk folks you would know when you slammed dance with them and it was fun and although a bit scary you felt safe.

PhlubbaDubba , in Diet

I wonder, does raising pork on a fishing diet change its taste?

NotMVD ,
@NotMVD@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Probably. The same thing works for bears - bears who ate mostly berries have meat, which tastes slightly sweet. This works, I believe, for red meat: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2286578/

Probably feeding a ton of fish to a pig from early life will make the taste more fishy.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Ok dumber question, can fish be baconed

We’ve got chicken bacon and turkey bacon, is there anyone out there that’ll sell me swordfish bacon (not for me, I have a pescatarian family member who’d probably think it was the funniest shit ever)

NotMVD ,
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You bet your ass there us:

bostonsmokedfish.com/product/salmon-bacon/

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I think pigs have a black hole instead of a digestive system so probably not.

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Kirby style

GladiusB , in Thanks, Apple
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I would avoid Redding if I could as well

Draegur , in I will not be taking questions.

Beards are based, mullets are cringe.

drunkpostdisaster , in I will not be taking questions.

They believed in a lot of stupid shit back then.

wesker , in Honk
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Keep repeating this and it sounds like a techno beat.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

IN BOOTS
GOOTS IN BOOTS
GOOTS IN BOOTS

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I think you’re looking for this.

return2ozma , in return2ozma was right
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/174100e2-6530-4738-9578-833fd5cfce4e.jpeg

But seriously, I’m still pissed. I knew it would be bad but I didn’t think it would be THAT bad. If they don’t replace Biden, we will get another Trump presidency. If you think Biden can win after the world saw the debate performance, you’re delusional.

Y’all know I hate Biden but I still hate Trump even more. I don’t know at this point who to replace him with. You can’t replace him with Harris, she’s polling even worse than Biden. Newsom, maybe, but it would fire up Trump’s base even more because of the whole anti-California propaganda. I just don’t know… I hate it here. Whitmer?

TokenBoomer OP , (edited )

How is the best case scenario Joe Biden?

I would enthusiastically vote for Gretchen Whitmer!

return2ozma ,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

I’m legit at a loss… I just feel numb tonight. Seriously. Like WTF are Dems going to do now?!

TokenBoomer OP ,

This debate was great for campaign fundraisers.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1e200852-92ac-4664-8bea-4a8416f06656.jpeg

Fades ,

Babby’s first presidential election, how cute

IHeartBadCode ,

If they don't replace Biden, we will get another Trump presidency

One, they aren't going to replace Biden. Two, that outcome they aren't entirely concerned about. There's some who look at that and go "Biden couldn't possibly win now" and the thing is there's an insanely small amount of people who are at this point undecided. We could have the election tomorrow and the vast majority of people know which button they are pushing and there is nothing that's changing that outcome.

It's basically Trump vs Harris at this point, but with Biden still being a stand-in, Harris doesn't have to get up there and show how little she can tango with Trump. That would actually move the needle. If Biden started pushing daisies tomorrow that would actually change the calculus.

But this debate, as far as I know, zero people have changed their mind about who they are voting for. The RNC is going to nom a felon. The DNC is going to nom a zombie. Neither group is making sane decisions at this point in time because none of them give a shit. They aren't replacing Biden just like the Republicans aren't replacing Trump. We are all on this short bus full of Senior Citizens to hell for better or worse. Kicking and screaming all along the way, this is who have for November.

If you think Biden can win after the world saw the debate performance, you're delusional.

The DNC brass, they don't care, it's a Tuesday to them if they lose. If Trump gets into power and rounds up all the gay people and shoots them in the head, hey I guess we'll get on that in 2028 or something is what the DNC has to feel about that. It's not that pressing a matter for them. And if Biden wins, the Republicans will just obstruct November 6th, the day after the election, just like they obstructed on January 6th. It is water under a bridge if Trump loses.

You know I heard all this nonsense about "we just need to get Trump out of office" back in 2020. And I knew the day of the 2020 election, Trump isn't going anywhere. If Trump loses 2024, Trump isn't going anywhere. What people ought to be concerned about isn't Trump sticking around, it's when Trump dies off. Because we're not getting rid of the crazy, we're just going to get version 2.0 of the crazy.

The people most affected by whatever outcome happens, those are the ones that are going to take the win or loss the hardest. But the political parties, and especially the RNC and DNC, all of this is just drops of rain on the glass. They are not replacing Biden, that is who we have unless he specifically croaks before we can get to the election.

So if you do not like Trump, you push the Biden button or just stay home. That is the strat here from the DNC. But there's so little undecided here, there is no energy to change course. If say the undecided was like 20%, maybe. But everyone knows whose button they are pushing, these debates aren't going to change that.

If Biden doesn't win in November, Biden wasn't going to win in October of last year. There are zero things either candidate can do that could change some number of people's minds at this point to radically change the outcome of this election. Any everyone is quite aware of this, that's the reason the DNC is going to send in a geriatric senile man and the RNC is going to send in a pompous felon.

The election is already over, we just haven't cast the ballots. The debates are just bread and circus.

The whole thing is from the DNC and RNC perspective is like that Futurama poster, "you gotta do what'cha gotta do." The DNC is NOT replacing Biden unless he literally dies before we get to the election. That is the only way who is on the Democratic ticket changes.

NABDad , (edited )

Biden could probably win by promising to resign after Inauguration Day. I think the devils we know are making the devil we don’t know look attractive.

APassenger ,

I’d enjoy Katie Porter. Dunno if she’s ready for something like the presidency, but I’m ready for a president like her.

PenisWenisGenius ,

After seeing last night’s debate, we’re doomed. I’m going to stockpile weed and hope we get a 2028 election. Also I’m not cumming in any vaginas since they’re being as bigoted about abortions as ever. Ass is fine.

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