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ummthatguy , in chug a lug
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Fithed that for ya.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f7ef1dd3-6bb1-4d58-8207-ee618a9c41e2.jpeg

Thcdenton , in He remains at large

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f9c03ba2-8783-43de-ac21-163c4cc58b03.gif

vinylshrapnel , in It's too hot to hang out in a parking lot all day

It’s Bob.

chemicalwonka , in Get sorted...
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No doubt, Juggalo. It can circumvent facial recognition systems. I see as an absolute win

Stovetop , in Planetary travel guide

TBH I’d give earth a B or a C.

I feel like there must be a better planet out there somewhere.

roscoe ,

The planet is great. It’s the fucking occupants that are a problem.

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Nah. It used to be an A, but some recent updates have kicked it down to a C. If you want a real A tier planet try Cromdomulom 12.

Stovetop ,

I mean it could be better, though. Could do with fewer natural disasters, or perhaps another continent in the Pacific so it isn’t so empty. Or maybe burritos that grow on trees and a mild concentration of opium in the air. That’s the Earth I’d want to live on.

SLVRDRGN ,

Occupants come with the planet package… so wouldn’t that lower its rank?

poorlytunedAstring , in Hello lovelies!!!

It would be weird if I just eat the dill all by itself.

Kraven_the_Hunter , in He remains at large

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

TheEEEdiot ,

Kinderguardians youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk?si=XIxasF5ow8pFfBgW

pineapplelover ,

Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.

Zachariah , in chug a lug
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/920e1586-811b-4a88-be18-11e60b1f3b96.jpeg

BudgetBandit , (edited ) in He remains at large

According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 5 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11.

Edit: I was wrong. Here are the fruits of my research:

Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year, would take until 2142 to surpass the 9/11 deaths

Kids 12 and below: 40 deaths per year, would take until 2075 to surpass those deaths

Children 17 and below, when counting accidents only, would take until 2029

Viking_Hippie ,

Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year

Last I checked, there was more weeks than that in a year. Did those fuckers in HR go and change it?

NikkiDimes ,

Shot vs deaths

Viking_Hippie ,

Ah ok, fair enough.

Now that you mention it, it was pretty silly to expect the toddler to have a 100% kill rate lol

Kolanaki , in He remains at large
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That Dennis is such a meanance.

Xtallll , in He remains at large
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After 2 years are they still a toddler?

todd_bonzalez OP ,

Toddler is age 1-3, so they are just about done.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

I bet he’ll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs

NaoPb , in We cater any event!

Where is the catering in this thread?

slaacaa , in He remains at large

Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more

ummthatguy , in Gamer moment
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The citadel of gamers has heard your plea:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-23-2020/7vo7IV.gif

spujb , in He remains at large

this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒

Iapar ,

I used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.

fossphi ,

Right in the knee?

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.

Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.

If I had a genie, I’d thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I’m gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.

AA5B ,

Look at Rambo over here, thinks he can take on The Toddler

PythagreousTitties ,

“Time for… a nap.”

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