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ArbitraryValue , in Free disposal?

A guy who used to work at a nuclear reactor was telling me how water is very effective at absorbing radiation, so radioactive waste can be kept at the bottom of a deep pool and the level of radiation at the surface will be completely safe.

I asked him “Does that mean I could swim in one of those pools?”

He said “No, you would be killed.”

ekky43 ,

Don’t swim in the water, I’ve heard you get severe and abrupt lead poisoning when trying.

Crow ,
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Killed for swimming in the tritium supply.

moosetwin ,
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ArbitraryValue ,

I swear I heard this myself before the xkcd strip was published. Maybe it’s a common joke that nuclear engineering guys tell.

TheMightyCanuck , in She always get it wrong !
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If you ask my fiance, I’m literally this oblivious sometimes

abbadon420 ,

I am too, I hope, otherwise it means my wife doesn’t want nor love me anymore.

paddirn , in Doesn't matter, had sex

With boobies like that…

Imgonnatrythis , in Doesn't matter, had sex

Worth it

Johanno , in Just kidding, my German buddies :)

If you don’t do it right it doesn’t count.

A correct Hitler Gruß is made with the right arm.

You stretch the whole arm and hand flat and then raise it in 45° angle relative to your head.

Yadaran ,

This man Heil Hitlers

that_guy2611 ,

Idiot

Slovene ,
cashews_best_nut ,

Are you Slovenian or a Swamp German?

Johanno ,

Almost

minstrel , in Softening the blow

brazil has a similar version “im not god to judge, but…”

VicentAdultman ,

Lmfao. * shit talks the person * ends with “but who am I to judge, if he thinks that is what he wants/is happy being that way”.

RIP_Cheems , in Doesn't matter, had sex
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DAMN them tits.

FARTYSHARTBLAST , in Doesn't matter, had sex
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Weird, this looks like my ex girlfriend Kevin James.

CoolMatt , in Bundle up out there

Wait, is that supposed to be ice? Because thats… Not what I thought I saw at first.

567PrimeMover ,
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The absolute worst thing about Halloween is having to dodge all the cum cannons

JoShmoe , in She always get it wrong !

You have to go over and teach her to say it right.

pootzapie , in Doesn't matter, had sex

This is absolutely amazing, thank you

TinfoilBeanieTech , in Now this is how you conduct a poll.

It’s amazing that we had the video and image technology to fake the moon landing back in the 60’s, but we still don’t have the technical ability to fake a cigarette butt poll on the internet over half a century later.

brygphilomena , in Now this is how you conduct a poll.

Do more smokers think the moon landing is fake?

Do people who think the moon landing was fake smoke more?

Are people who think the moon landing is fake more likely to smoke?

Is “fake” just closer to the smokers?

Slovene ,

I bet people are putting them in the “fake” side as a joke.

bitsplease ,

100%, id totally put my butt in the fake side if I were a smoker for laughs

saigot ,

Did they paint the sign after letting it fill up?

theangryseal ,

This would be a damn good way to get data in the 60s though.

RepulsiveDog4415 ,

Do people who believe the moonlanding is fake smoke more cigarets than others?

What if a couple chain smokers are responsible for all the no votes?

buzziebee ,

Was the image photoshopped to show the “survey” text?

fubbernuckin ,

Did they just have to empty the other bin sooner?

SuperIce , in For some reason, I'm doubtful.

You conveniently blocked the part of the sticker saying what they mean by “never obsolete” with the red circle. IIRC, they gave you a massive discount to trade in your computer every 2 years for the latest model, so you were always up to date. Kinda like phones now.

Patrizsche ,

I guess it’s just a shit post idk

SaakoPaahtaa ,

On lemmy?

samus12345 ,
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Still a total lie to say that this computer is never obsolete.

ShustOne ,

Exactly. It was also that trade in program that was their undoing.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Every “trade in and get the latest” has always failed imo.

Either the company ends up being bankrupt. Or the company realizes they really f’d up and the upgrade ends up costing more than had I just bought it flat out on sale.

Source:

I was part of a few of them over the last 10 years. Phones. Tablets. Laptops. Tvs. I did it because I always thought this time, it’ll work out.

thisisnotgoingwell ,

Totally useless red circle too. I guess it was intentionally drawn to obscure the context

afraid_of_zombies , in AI will change the way we do everything. All jobs will be replaced.

Please quote me what this character said in this public domain story

Chatgpt: (Quotes wrong character)

No, that is a different character

Chatgpt: (invents hybrid character)

Sends it a link to the public domain text

Chatgpt: I can’t follow links

jeremyparker ,

It’s like arguing with a MAGA

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