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yukichigai , in tru do
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Noooooooooope, don't fall for it. I've seen the finale of Dinosaurs, I know how this ends.

GBU_28 , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

How many monkeys would you have to kill to become king of monkey beach?

imgonnatrythis ,

Do they even let you kill them?

GBU_28 ,

Let?

imgonnatrythis ,

A lot of beaches have rules. I’ve found many are even particular about wearing clothes while sunbathing.

GBU_28 ,

When I’m monkey king I’ll make the rules

electrogamerman ,

Ah, yes, i like to sun bath my clothes.

Ensign_Rutherford , in She's beautiful
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How strong is her neck!?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Which one?

samus12345 , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach
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“I hear we’re going to Ape Island.”

“Yeah, to capture a giant ape! I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.”

“Why, what’s there?”

“Apes. But they’re not so big.”

abbotsbury ,
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Women and seamen don’t mix.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Thats how you get sea-ciety.

Deez ,

“…Don’t worry it’s just a name”

Attacking by monkeys

“He said it was just a name?!”

“What he meant was monkey attack island is actually a peninsular.”

dx1 ,

Welcome to monkey attack island, where nothing can possiblay go wrong.

tooclose104 , in We all need to heal.
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

I found a freaking NEWTON in a desk drawer at work last week. With power adapter, but no stylus. Still works though!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I had a Newton in college. Loved that thing until too many heavy books were on top of it and the screen cracked.

LEDZeppelin , in Uno reverse 🔁

Rudy Giuliani is only other person who’s character arc perfectly matches Melon’s. Melon speed ran the whole arc though

solstice , in Uno reverse 🔁

“i’m so sick of this annoying guy” say people who won’t stop thinking or talking about this annoying guy.

Cabrio ,

“I’m so sick of these people who won’t stop thinking or talking about annoying guy” say people who are talking about this annoying guy.

Jerkface ,

“I’m so sick of these people who won’t stop thinking or talking about people who won’t stop thinking or talking about annoying guy” say people who are talking about people who won’t stop thinking or talking about annoying guy.

Cabrio ,

Be the change you want to see.

Jerkface ,

Nah bro you’re supposed to say

“I’m so sick of these people who won’t stop thinking or talking about people people who won’t stop thinking or talking about people who won’t stop thinking or talking about annoying guy” say people who won’t stop thinking or talking about people people who are talking about people who won’t stop thinking or talking about annoying guy.

Theharpyeagle ,

I think he’s a fucking idiot asshole bigot, but it’s still fun to watch him make the dumbest decisions ever for attention.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

Has someone done a LEAVE ELON ALONE meme yet?

Valmond , in We all need to heal.

Just after that wave my so got an eMac, a toilet shaped jet engine with a screen.

Back in the day it was cool to see the magic inside, today IDK.

abbadon420 , in Uno reverse 🔁

His face looks kinda russian. Also the red, blurred, tesla icon in the background gives off a communist vibe.

explodicle ,

That’s a terrible insult to Russian communists.

abbadon420 ,

I’m sorry, Russian communists

CluckN , in Born to fly, forced to flap

Birds don’t have to carry a Five Guys Burger and depression when they fly.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , in britbong brexit life

Should have the record inflation rate on food services and utilities, but as a good Yankee, will drink my tea and chose that’s none of my business.

dudewitbow , in Born to fly, forced to flap

Flightless birds are offended (Chickens, Ostriches, Emus, Penguins, Kiwis, Cassowaries and more)

Zaphod , in Uno reverse 🔁

Legend says if you say Twitter 13 times inside of a Tesla at 4:20am, Elon Musk will appear inside the car

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@lemmy.world avatar

More likely that the autopilot kicks in, locks the doors, and drives into a lake.

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s going to happen anyway when he enables The Code, he just has to wait for enough people to buy them to save the climate he’s actively helping destroy with rockets, then he gets all them tree hugger no good hippies in one go!

/foil hat

LEDZeppelin ,

And if you say Twitter 69 times inside of a Tesla models S3XY at sharp 4:20am, Elon Musk will cum inside the car

carl_dungeon ,

Probably just disables your car

RedEyeFlightControl , in Donald Trump teaches his student, Socrates, about morality and Western philosophy.
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Trump couldn’t teach Socrates how to pour water out of a boot, even if the free hamberder coupon was taped to the heel.

Lazerbeams2 , in Uno reverse 🔁

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