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MehBlah , in Well... you asked...

Only the finest quality merde.

cyborganism ,

You can’t call it merde unless it comes from the region of Le Merdier , France.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Otherwise, it’s sparkling shit.

MehBlah ,

Nice!

AnUnusualRelic ,
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That’s on the Riviera, wrong region entirely.

MehBlah ,

TIL I’m terrible with locations in france.

Kolanaki ,
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Mythbusters confirmed that you can polish a turd.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I am very glad I did not see that particular episode.

BackOnMyBS ,
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this comment thread has me crying 😂

FreudianCafe , in Well... you asked...

Thanks for the red square, i wouldnt have found xaviers comment without it

Rolando ,

Hey I’m just happy we don’t have a “reaction text” saying something like “I’m literally dying rn fr!!!” so we know how to feel about it.

Rustmilian ,
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I’m lil’ly dying rn fr fr, so furn’y!! #I’mSuckingTheCheesePuffsOffMyFingys #I’mQuirky

Sorse ,
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HonoraryMancunian , (edited )

Now we need to upload this to tiktok or YouTube shorts with a guy pointing and laughing at it

Nelots ,

Maybe we could throw an ifunny watermark on the bottom first.

Rustmilian ,
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Don’t forget the Vine boom and obnoxious ass air horn sound effect.

FlickeringScreens , in Long Cow is coming

anyone else think that square stone looks like a Minecraft villager’s face?

db2 , in Well... you asked...

OK boomer.

cyborganism , in Well... you asked...

Oh my god that one made me really laugh out loud IRL.

Rustmilian ,
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Really made me LOL out loud in IRL, really got me ROTF on the floor.

far_university1990 ,

LMAO my ass off

JackbyDev ,

LMBO God bless, how are the children?

Gullible , in Well... you asked...

What sort of doofy prude poorly censors “sex?” Is it reply bait?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I didn’t make it, I just posted it.

Gullible ,

I know, there’s way too much jpeg for this to have been created recently.

surewhynotlem ,

Those are 2007 pixels. Great vintage.

Cosmos7349 ,

Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You, dad! I learned it by watching you!

indepndnt ,

I understood that reference!

Fades ,

it’s so sad that that’s truly where the internet is… everything is a fucking purposeful mistake or bad take because anger and annoyance are the easiest levers to pull for generating engagement.

JackbyDev ,

I’ve seen younger folks begin to overly censor stuff because platforms like TikTok supposedly limit your account’s reach for seemingly minor offenses. This is why you see stuff like “seggs” and “unalive” so often. No idea how often it happens, but that’s just my thoughts on it.

Gullible ,

You’re likely right. I checked and it looks to have been both created and edited in 2021. Do you have any clue whether the practice you described was widespread at the time? (I know less than nothing about tiktok)

JackbyDev ,

It’s been going on for as long as I can remember on TikTok and I started using TikTok during the lockdowns in 2020, so that checks out.

Emerald ,

If those services are censoring them, why not just switch to a different service? I don’t get it really

Ragdoll_X OP , in I think there's a clear winner here 😳👉👈
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NegativeLookBehind ,
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Oh, I love hide and seek

Dudewitbow ,

nice try Brahms

Xirup , in I think there's a clear winner here 😳👉👈
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Another positive point of the voices is that they are always with you, so you never feel alone.

Wogi ,

They are always with you

Always with you

They are always with you

I can hear them.

With you.

Can you hear them?

I can hear them

With you.

I can hear them calling. Crying. Screaming. Scratching. I hear their voices as a crescendo. I hear them faintly as a soft breeze. They are with me.

Can you hear me?

GluWu ,

I love the episode of adventure time where BMO goes on a adventure with bubble, when bubble pops and tells BMO they’re air and always there. YEAH!

solarvector , in New Cybertruck Styled AI Robot Just Dropped

I get the attitude that when mocking shitbags anything is fair game, but this sort of thing lumps in Innocent people with the shitbag.

motor_spirit ,

such is the way of comedy

stonerboner ,

Yep, I agree. The innocent tiny humanoids that benevolently ride larger humanoid mechs should be compared to this asshole.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I’m shaped like this, you’re offended on my behalf, and you’re boring as fuck

brbposting ,

When this picture was making the rounds, someone complained that sharing it wouldn’t have any impact on the wealthy and powerful, but would make average people with the condition self-conscious. I’m glad that that was not an absolute truth!

@solarvector - did you happen to see a post like that?

Lemminary ,

Can we not be offended on behalf of other people? It’s so obnoxious.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Oh my god I heard about this one woman who wasn’t offended on behalf of other people AND SHE DIED

How could you?!?

Jeom ,
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people just like having excuses to be assholes

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Just like some people like to try to appear morally superior by being offended on other people’s behalf

Both are fucking obnoxious

db2 , in New Cybertruck Styled AI Robot Just Dropped

Shitty Master Blaster

123nope567 ,

Mister Blister

someguy3 , in New Cybertruck Styled AI Robot Just Dropped

Was there ever an explanation for the weird chest? Is it just a bad angle?

dditty ,

That and he could be more overweight than it appears but he’s sucking in his gut.

Donkter ,

I read somewhere that it is a symptom of a certain type of artificial muscle-building drug that goes overboard on the chest muscles but that was a reddit comment from a while ago so its probably bullshit.

wurosh ,

And there’s almost no muscle on that chest. Even if there were, there’s no muscle that can get that thick on the bottom ribs (the serratus for instance is quite flush with your rib cage)

TexasDrunk ,

I think the explanation I heard through a similar source was something about asthma or something similar causing it. Could also be entirely bullshit.

remotelove ,
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There was a story a while ago about how these pictures were staged and designed to show the muskrat in the worst ways possible. It was basically super cheap publicity.

This post is an example of how these pictures propagate and keep that goat a household name.

quinkin ,

Steroidal asthma medication does cause barrel chest. Is that related to the pic? No idea.

Fedizen ,

he has a chest burster alien in him but he keeps subdued with a ketamine cocktail.

ichbinjasokreativ ,

If you watch his latest appearance on Joe Rogans podcast, he actually looks like a normal human. This picture is probably either really just a bad angle, or it’s been photoshopped.

Ookami38 ,

If you watch his latest appearance on Joe Rogans podcast

Thank you for your sacrifice.

ichbinjasokreativ ,

I sometimes like to watch his videos when he has someone on that’s into conspiracy theories and the likes. About as entertaining as the alex jones gay frogs remix

olutukko ,

weird angle + sucking his fat gut in

thesouthafrican.com/…/Untitled-design-2022-07-19T…

drathvedro ,

Barrel chest. Probably due to some lung condition that he had before

someguy3 ,

I googled it and one infographic had this Elon photo.

JeeBaiChow ,

90s comic book artist as his inspiration

eldavi ,

i have a similar build to him and when i cut out enough carbs for long enough; i look like him; when i don’t, i’m just plain old good fashioned fat.

you know he’s cutting out the carbs/fat because there’s not much back fat; but the chest still sticks out like he is still fat, as it does on me; i would sympathize with him if we wasn’t one of the richest men on the planet and a raging asshole at the same time.

driving_crooner , in Well... you asked...
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Good joke but needs a better wording.

Rustmilian ,
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Satirical?

ShitOnABrick ,
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This is the funniest joke here mate. 95% the stuff here is absolute shite with some gems like this

Underwaterbob , in favourite drink

Soju is the same thing as what we used to call “fortified” wine like Great White. It lures you in with 20% alcohol being sneaky enough to not immediately buzz you like liquor which then lowers your guard until suddenly you’re black-out drunk singing 80s Nami songs in the nearest noraebang. OH YEONG WON HAN CHINGU! OH HAENGBOK HAN MAEUM! OH JEUL GEO EUN INSAENG! YEAH!

monsterpiece42 , in "Gluten Free" has officially gone too far.

Similar to what other have said, I’m allergic to gluten. I helped my nephew with a middle school project where he had to build a tower from dry spaghetti sticks and marshmallows, and about five minutes in my fingertips were extremely itchy.

I also know my version of this is very mild compared to some.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in I think there's a clear winner here 😳👉👈
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Girlfriend Stereotypical girlfriend

Ftfy. :P

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