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TrendigOsthyvel , in Tomater

En och en halv tomat.Plus den tomatens tomatkompisar.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Viktigt med tomatkompisar

MacNCheezus , in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
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Drive past a red light at an empty intersection at 1am

GluWu , in Life advice

How come cats are allowed to do this but when I do I “need to stop drinking” and people “are concernered about you”. I’m just a silly kitty :3

RidderSport , in This qualifies as a Sandwich

CHEESE

cordlesslamp ,

I think that’s BUTTER.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It certainly doesn’t look like cheese. It doesn’t quite look like butter though.

AeonFelis ,

What? I can’t believe it’s not butter!

londos , in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun

To this day I don’t know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I’m reading a Carnac joke.

TexasDrunk ,

YouTube to MP3.

YOUTUBE TO MP3!

Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

gst0ck ,

Think Jeopardy.

downpunxx OP ,

deep cut

residentmarchant ,

I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again…

I know, I’m dumb

tigeruppercut ,

Carnac

I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I’ve got another set of sketches to look up now

callyral ,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

Retweets are like parentheses in math

callyral ,
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Retweets are like parentheses in math

^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i’m not sure why it wasn’t posting my comment^

match , in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
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Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.

brokenlcd ,

Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.

Zorsith ,
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Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck

wreckedcarzz ,
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Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Primary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat

merari42 ,

Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.

Sendpicsofsandwiches , in It ain't easy being cheesy
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Me. Often.

evening_push579 , in Tomater

https://feddit.nu/pictrs/image/eda1939b-4c7c-4028-9e27-163b66487c1f.jpeg

umbrella , in It ain't easy being cheesy
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now that you made me to think about it, yeah, cheese is nice

vale , in favourite drink

ok so I don’t really drink alcohol, but some online friends got me to try soju. Grabbed some from the store and… I don’t get it. very much an alcohol taste to it. I can taste the plum in it, but it’s just not that great imo.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1c29b330-3aa1-427a-b6e5-fc0414b9f1cc.jpeg

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Gotta drink it extremely cold. Still kinda tastes like alcohol (because it is alcohol) but way more easily drinkable.

LainTrain ,

Try this: amzn.eu/d/4AvcCcu

It’s fruit sake, plum infused also, it does have an alcoholic feel to it but frankly barely tastes like alcohol at all.

Noodle07 ,

Plum soju is a weapon of mass drunkeness

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

As an alcoholic, alcohol literally tastes bad and your brain only starts liking it once it recognizes the high. I mean it’s literally ethanol, a poison

Much like weed smelling bad to non smokers

systemglitch ,

As kid I thought beer tasted great and weed smelled divine.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

I believe that is quite uncommon haha

systemglitch ,

Interesting. I grew up believing most people liked the smells lol.

Crashumbc ,

Were your parents drunk druggies?

systemglitch ,

No.

edinbruh ,

Unless it’s fucking corona, which smells like armpits. Every time someone opens one I check if it’s coming from me

systemglitch ,

Lol. Fucking Corona. I don’t mind the taste, but goddamn people love putting limes in those goddamn things and ruining a perfectly good beer.

bane_killgrind ,

Yeah gasoline smells great too

SkunkWorkz ,

I’m not an alcoholic, but used to drink wodka regularly when going out like decades ago. Even today when I smell non scented hand sanitizer, I can feel a little buzz in my brain.

noxy , in favourite drink
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That’s not at ALL what soju is like in my experience.

My noises are much more canine than feline!

jecht360 , in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
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Don’t use YouTube to MP3, use one of the Deemix variants that downloads music straight from Deezer’s servers.

BoneALisa ,
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I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.

PrinzKasper ,

I’m still using OG deemix, are there newer alternatives?

ViscloReader ,

What’s the latest alternative for Android, everything I tried seems dead

Socsa , in This qualifies as a Sandwich

Neverending raclette

Monument , in Justice for our boy

Wait. Are the Trump folks sharing those memes because they’re so stupid they’re funny?

I guess I’ve always found Trump so offputting and taken white nationalist christian fascism so seriously that I never considered those to be shitposts.

Cqrd ,

No, they legit believe them - or want others to in the case of Russian trolls

DragonTypeWyvern ,

There are for sure irony appreciators in there

MockingMoniker , in Justice for our boy

Hunter was probably used by his dysfunctional family with his drug addiction.

irreticent ,
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Okay, I’ll bite… how was he being used and why?

MockingMoniker ,

Dysfunctional family stuff.

irreticent ,
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Care to elaborate?

octopus_ink ,

Of course they don’t.

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