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LollyActionGinger , in The sad truth for all of us

We left Reddit to only talk about Reddit. Fuck sake lads, lasses and nb’s

samus12345 ,
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What could be more shitty to post about than Reddit?

DrSanta ,

Family Guy.

IndiBrony ,
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Remember when Reddit was good? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Ser_Salty ,

Lois, Reddit is doing worse than that time I was in charge of Warner Brothers

Speculater ,
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short clip of Racist Coyote joining the KKK

tr0nix ,

But that’s the point of having a community. We get to complain together right guys?

Speculater ,
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And op is complaining about complaining, complaieception!

Lombax ,
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Well don’t just point out that OP is complaining about complaining. We need to complain about OP complaining about complaining!

Sorry, I don’t mean to complain about your lack of complaint.

FoxyZac64 , in The sad truth for all of us
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I’m so glad Karma is gone. Just overall dumb. Like a achievement score on Xbox. It’s not real and doesn’t mean anything.

Vorticity ,

I see your strategy. Double comments to rack up those sweet sweet invisible comment points!

FoxyZac64 ,
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God damn it lol

rockSlayer ,

Are you telling me that the race for the first to 100 million achievement score means nothing??!1?2!?

anewbeginning ,

At least there’s a rewards system for achievement score. I never got anything for all that sweet karma I got with my massive insights and funny quips.

That’s why I stopped being insightfully funny.

antonim ,

I never got anything for all that sweet karma

Oh, but you could.

redaccs.com

TheRedSpade ,

I couldn’t find a link to sell. I wonder if they’re not buying anymore or I’m just blind.

ICastFist ,
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It’s not real and doesn’t mean anything.

B-b-b-but! My e-peen! How else are people going to know that I did stuff?

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/56fbdaab-263c-4409-918b-0afc0fca2a92.jpeg

remotedev ,

This reminds me of the early '00s forums signature banners. Can we bring those back cuz they were sick

jelloeater85 ,
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You can make your profile snazzy tho.

tony_lasagna ,

Agree that I personally found it a waste of time but I do wonder if having it encourages more people to post good/funny content more regularly. That said surely it’s the same thing really just having it per post rather than an overall score

axtualdave ,

How the fuck am I supposed to evaluate my worth as a person without an arbitrary number assigned by internet strangers???

Thewheeeeeeeeeel ,

I wouldnt call it dumb overall. It definitely has good sides.

For example the karma race aka who posts a news first. That leads to communities being very up to date and discussion can happen very quickly.

Also it creates some incentive to post good comments, because its fun to know people value your opinion

But ofc there is also the other side that people post dumb memes and do reposts.

But acting like it has no worth at all is stupid as well imo

0x4E4F , in Funniest lemmy arc so far imo
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Luckily, my wife doesn’t know I got 7 accounts 😁.

Klicnik ,
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“Don’t mind me. Just making some notes for myself about my wife, in a sort of private diary… on a public forum that federates with other public forums. Multiple posts per hour. Ho-hum dee dee dum, oh, wow? Other people are reading this? So shocked.”

Edit: meant this as a post reply, not a reply to your comment. Oh well.

0x4E4F ,
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SHOPPING LIST

  • Shovel
  • Duct tape
  • Cable ties
  • Shovel (if the first one breaks upon impact)

Don’t mind me folks, I’m just making a shopping list for the wife 😊.

Klicnik ,
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I laughed out loud. That was my thought too. This guy is going to murder his wife, and his premeditation is out on the internet.

spittingimage , in The sad truth for all of us
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I used to tell myself I didn’t care about karma, but God’s truth is that it made me happy to know that people enjoyed my comments. I did things I’m not proud of for those red arrows.

Now I don’t want karma back. I’m free of the invisible chains that were weighing me down!

woomp ,

I’m confused. I can still see accounts’ “comment” and “post” scores as numbers. Is that essentially different from karma?

Edit: never mind looks like it’s just wefwef

spittingimage ,
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Yeah, I’ve been hearing that mobile apps can see it.

cfx_4188 , in The sad truth for all of us
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Is this one of the endless hints that there is no karma in Lemmy? Have you seen the little up and down arrows under every post and comment? One of my comments recently got forty-five down arrows and I’ll see how many dislikes this comment gets.

ICastFist ,
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But there’s no total karma for the profile, i think that’s what OP meant

axexrx ,

I only get to upvote things for some reason… So have an upvote

Poob ,

Some instances turn off downvotes

creditCrazy ,
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How do you dislike on this site there’s only downvote buttons/s

Kinglink , in The sad truth for all of us

I got bad news… Whores have a lot of sex. And get paid for it.

I don’t know what you are.

TeamAssimilation ,
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OP’s an open source whore, obviously.

DrNyaaa ,
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Does that mean anyone can have sex with him?

efiler ,

but the UI is so ugly :(

Dodgeit ,
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But what a backend

ICastFist ,
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Apply some CSS to make it more pleasing. I hear paperbag-with-holes.css works wonders

creditCrazy ,
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Now it’s only a matter of time until some hackers replace it with paperbag-with-gloryholes.css it’s a very well known vulnerability with that files security

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

An intern?

bad3r , in The sad truth for all of us
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Ngl Reddit naming is much better. Terms like karma and subreddit are goings to be missed.

Chadus_Maximus ,

B-but

sublemmy…

ICastFist ,
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Unintentionally naughty sounding

Spliffman1 ,
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I don’t miss Reddit or it’s terms, actually I never even knew exactly what karma was and neither did I care

DrSanta ,

Yeah, “community” is kinda bland.

And I feel it has the potential to make newbies confused with instance.

riquisimo ,

“Community” is a universal term, where as “subreddit” is a reddit-specific term. It’s a little easier for a newbie to guess what a “community” in lemmy is versus whatever a “subreddit” to reddit is. (Is a subreddit a webpage? Is it the second page of the front page? Is the submarine section of reddit?)

DrSanta ,

In a normal, nonfederated site, sure. But when you throw instances on top of it, it gets a bit more complex.

On another note, I don’t believe we’re gonna get a lot of people coming here who aren’t redditors.

manitcor , in The sad truth for all of us
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we called them post whores

SamXavia ,
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Guessing they just try and post as much as possible to get there post numbers up lol

manitcor ,
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in the old forums you would see both totals and metrics based on things like join data. ex. ppd - posts per day

The other thing you would have were signatures and account badges/tags/awards.

SamXavia ,
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That sounds so cool, why didn’t it get transferred over?

manitcor ,
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signatures were very dividing, a community usually had them or they didn’t and there were sometimes huge complain threads about them so they kind of just fell out of favor. You can still find places that use them.

badges reddit adopted and put into the profile page similar to steam which was not a bad idea since people with a lot of badges created new UX issues.

then you have status flairs and tags, these I really wish had come back, some subs enabled user flair which in some cases replicated the old forum style through CSS mods. Some of the styles you might have might be that your name glowed or had a small animation among other things. I always really liked these though I suspect at scale they have exploitation issues.

I think some of these features could make a come back on smaller instances. Not sure we should go entirely back to the way it was done in the 00s though.

dub ,

I feel called out. I swear it’s just to engage the community more!!

SamXavia ,
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Engaging isn’t that bad, I guess it depends on what people are posting as well as what sort of comes from it.

Platomus ,

Haha, yeah man. I totally agree with this.

Platomus ,

Definitely. The more comments the better!

Platomus ,

This guy gets it!

Quetzacoatl , in I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you’re right, reddit is done.

victron , in I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.
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Reddit is already showing pinned messages in nsfw posts about using only the official app to browse adult content. Or so I’ve been told.

Novman , in Happy Freedom Day...I guess.

And an huge colonial empire ( europe/japan/korea )

lemmyshmemmy ,

The US isn’t a colonial empire.

Novman ,

The US is one of the biggest colonial empires in history.

lemmyshmemmy ,

Then it should be easy to provide an example of a US colony.

Novman ,

Nato countries, easy.

lemmyshmemmy ,

You can’t seriously believe that, come on.

rayquetzalcoatl , in Happy Freedom Day...I guess.
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Nice to see that even here - a shitposting forum - whenever anybody posts anything negative about America, yanks can’t handle it.

trekman10 ,
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I love how it's full of people whining about having left reddit to escape this shit like bruh this is the fediverse

greenyenergy , in I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done.

People actually liked Hentai? I just can’t shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.

yokonzo ,

In my experience it’s often goth girls

Gray , in 2048 beans. If this post gets 2048 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lima bean? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Adzuki, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls cooked. I am trained in garbanzo warfare and I’m the top cook in the entire US bean forces. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will feed you beans with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fava. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bean providers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, marrowfat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lentils. You’re fucking cooked, kidney bean. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you over seven hundred different recipes, and that’s just with my black beans. Not only am I extensively trained in pinto combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Great Northern Bean Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little split pea. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have prepared your fucking mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn soybean. I will shit beans all over you and you will drown in them. You’re gonna be fucking full, baked bean.

Cethin ,

Please don’t do this. Let it die with Reddit.

evilspez , in Welcome all new users and Reddit refugees! [PARTNERED POST]

short live spez!

Cfrolich ,

Down with the tyrant!

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