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_Sprite , in *piss hole
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This happened a lot back when I used to use Ifunny. Except instead of piss gargling it was following 30 porn accounts.

Hikermick , in *piss hole

Italian piss is the best piss. Change my mind

ProvokedGamer ,
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In my opinion, it’s French piss. Don’t get me wrong, Italian piss is good and all, but the reason I prefer French piss is because it still has the Europeany piss taste that Italian piss has, but tastes a bit more sour which gives it a richer flavor. It also feels a bit more classy than Italian piss. Italian piss is a close runner-up though. I hope you take this into consideration, Thank you.

CorporalFatCat ,

I turned my tooth into a Jellyfish to absorb the piss (⌐■‿■)

norgur , in *piss hole
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Shitposting aside: there is a valid point on there. Because we can’t see our opposites in any discussion on the internet, we cannot take clues into account we otherwise might have. This leads to far-reaching misinterpretations. Imagine someone with a very weird and overly simplistic political stance they defend with tooth and nail. Now imagine that person to be some activist with a cap with political slogans on it. Okay, and now imagine the person to be not that, but a 15-year-old who just started to grasp the world around them but thinks they have it all figured out (puberty doing puberty things). Your reaction to either of them would be VASTLY different, wouldn’t it. Imagine how many stupid internet fights would never have happened if it was known that one of the participants is a literal child that can’t have a clue what they are talking about yet.

Yet, not knowing that we’ve been arguing with a child for the last hour and a half, we will leave the discussion with the impression that there are grown up people out there thinking childish bullshit. Don’t get me wrong, there are those people, but they are not as frequent as one might guess from the internet.

CausticFlames ,

I love that perspective, so true. It even goes the other way, YOU could be a literal child posting such a thought-provoking comment, we’ll never know.

Dick_Justice ,
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On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

livingina ,
Aidan ,

This is why I refuse to take relationship advice from the internet. I wonder how many adults have gotten divorced because a teenager on Reddit told them to

RobertPetersen , in There are no winners
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Anyone who has worked in retail/food has had these customers. May as well draw lots.

mySFWaccount , in I like lemmy so far and am so grateful to people who engage 😁

Lemmings have to look out for each other.

dub , in There are no winners

They really do be bitching about absolutely nothing huh?

Naich , in Types of government and business explained by cows
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Traditional Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
The herd multiplies and your bank account grows.
After a while there is nothing to eat but beef and nothing to drink but milk.
A lot of people can't afford either.
The planet is knee-deep in cow shit.
Everyone is fine with this for some reason.

Tebza255 , in Someone posted a can of beans saying Lemmy will upvote anything. But will Lemmy upvote SPAM?

Most of the apps requires an upvote to hide post. That could be the reason.

VikingHippie ,

Dude, what? That can’t be true 🤦 Definitely isn’t on Liftoff

PatFussy , in Someone posted a can of beans saying Lemmy will upvote anything. But will Lemmy upvote SPAM?

Downvoted for spam

iKR , in Someone posted a can of beans saying Lemmy will upvote anything. But will Lemmy upvote SPAM?

Dude it’s spam

PeefJerky , in Lemmy will meme anything. Heres some Corn.
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Etterra , in The sad truth for all of us

I never got the purpose of karma. You can’t spend it, it’s just a pointless number. A few subs used it, fire whatever reason, as a numbers threshold for entry, but getting karma was so trivially easy even without bots that it literally accomplished nothing in that regard.

myusernameisokay ,

Not that I ever cared about karma, but I can see why some people did. It plays into peoples need to be liked. Karma associates a number with how well your post is doing. Bigger number = more people liked your post. Basically quantifying how well liked your post is and then gamifying it.

SixTrickyBiscuits ,

Really that stat would have to be something like total karma divided by your number of posts, or number of views by logged in users on your posts. As a total number it’s meaningless. It’s like someone being a millionaire if humans were immortal. Are they really good at business, or have just been alive a long time?

rolaulten ,

Your brain sees the reward (karma) and gets a hit of dopamine. In theory this creates a spiral of encouraging you to post more contet for more dopamine hits. More content pulls in more users…

SageWaterDragon ,

Back in 2013-ish there was a bot that would convert your karma to crypto back when it was cheap enough to just throw around like that. That was the only time in my life that I was ever paid to post, and it was like $6. I wonder how much it would be if I were to find that wallet now, but that was on an account that no longer exists. Oh, well!

alertsleeper ,

It’s a game. “Numbers go up yay!”

some_guy , in target does what??

Time for outraged right-wingers to make angry videos ranting about the damage Target is doing to little boys’ peckers. /s

Xylight OP ,
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They circumcise their kids so I don’t think they care about that

Kolanaki ,
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They’re outraged that people are stapling the foreskins back onto all de dicks.

Seven , in 2048 beans. If this post gets 2048 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans
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Cool meme but you better put more effort when making 2048 beans 2: 4096 electric boogaloos. We are a quality pooppost community after all, not like the general quality of Reddit.

totallynotarobot , in 2048 beans. If this post gets 2048 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

Upvoting, but a little sad it’s not demented beans

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