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danc4498 , in spritz

Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.

ReCursing , in We got a competition
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Don't threaten me with a good time!

MurphysPaw , in We got a competition

Swordfight!

loz , in Clarification

Does that imply that the cat was still licking the vet’s penis at the usual rate?

grillgamesh0028 , in Good boy
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where is the dog tax, OP?

WE NEED THE FLOOFER PICS!!!

PrivateNoob , in Never been more confused

I mean the right bag seems more like red to me tbf

Black616Angel , in right place, right time

Yeah, I doubt the “live for free in the metaverse” part. If there even will be a real usable metaverse, it won’t be free.

Sloth , in Gotta get that calcium

malk

TheYear2525 , in I don't care as long as they're not wearing pants

Depends on if he’s cuddly or horny.

0x4E4F , in Every. Damn. Time.
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Walk in on your mom while she’s changing a few times and just stay there, like, not even being embarased… she’ll get around, trust me 👍.

redditcunts , in How did crocs come back?

Comfy and I couldn’t give a shit what you think. You should smell less I don’t have the issue.

DrPop , in Clarification

All jokes a side, I don’t know if that’s right, it could be a UTI which kills cats. RIP Luna we should never have let that bitch have you.

howdy , in Posting images from my meme folder until c/lemmyshitpost gets 10000 subscribers / Day 1
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https://thesimplecorner.org/pictrs/image/d2973b11-2311-406d-89b5-95c712daf005.jpeg

electrogamerman , in How did crocs come back?

Crocs dont make your feet smell. Bad hygiene makes your feet smell

ezmack , in Will that straighten us out?

One time I wrote a desperate email to my English teacher. Let me do some extra credit anything to not take the class again. He corrected all my spelling and grammar mistakes, attached a picture of my attendance record, and told me to go fuck myself

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