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blazera , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.
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More record heatwaves next summer

Tb0n3 , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Seeing as he’s got a tow ball he probably has fun on the weekends.

Ilovethebomb ,

This is almost certainly a toy hauler of some description.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in I love the shitty wifi in my apartment
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Nothing will compare to the days of limewire where you waited two days to download a file just to find out it was mislabeled

takeda , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Maybe some kind of write-off that only creative accountants know about?

Mr_Blott ,

Any accountant will tell you that most businesses can’t write off tax against a normal car, as it’s not a work vehicle, so they buy pickups because vans are impractical for normal use

luthis OP ,

It works different in NZ.

Streptember , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Only thing I can figure is to have more space for that ad.

Ilovethebomb ,

And that’s why you’re not an accountant.

Pons_Aelius , in gotdamn

A rising tied raises all boats - Ronnie Regan (but if you don't own a boat, you drown)

Ilovethebomb ,

The tide’s going out though, we’re on the verge of a recession.

min_fapper ,

*tide

Aceticon ,

He meant to say “yachts” not “boats”.

Whimsical ,

Rising tide lifts all boats, so let’s lift the biggest boats. That’ll surely raise the tide.

GiddyGap , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

There’s a lot of misunderstood masculinity out there.

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s a tax thing, nothing to do with genitals.

GiddyGap ,

The accounting firm gets a bigger tax break by buying a pickup truck rather than a sadan or a minivan?

Ilovethebomb ,

From my understanding, a four door pickup is considered a “trade vehicle”, same as a cargo van, while a car is a different classification for FBT.

Plus, utes can haul. The Ranger can carry almost a tonne in the bed, and tow 3.5t.

GiddyGap ,

How often do accountants haul a ton and tow 3.5? Not often.

Ilovethebomb ,

This guy probably does it every weekend.

GiddyGap ,

Probably. Ok if he’s not claiming it on taxes. Tax payers should not be paying for his personal haulin’.

mvirts , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Lotta paper to haul. Does all calculations long form, fills all forms by hand, and bills at $100/hr

affiliate ,

he has really big handwriting too. the papers stack up fast

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I used to do freelancing and used a tax accountant because it was multi-state work. I remember when I asked if I had to get him all the physical paperwork and he said, “No dude. Just provide me a PDF”.

Decoy321 , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

There is a purpose. It let’s us know they’re overcompensating for small penises.

Roundcat , in How fleeting are human passions
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https://imgflip.com/i/7vw7xt

Vespair , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

I think I’m too rightside-up to understand this Aussie meme

Zane ,

Kiwis are seething

andyMFK ,

Didn’t notice the .nz domain name I see

evanuggetpi ,

This is, sadly, all too common in NZ.

Ghostalmedia , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.
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Isn’t that a truck, not a UTE?

evanuggetpi ,

It’s what they’re called in NZ/Australia

schnokobaer ,

I always thought a Ute was specifically a normal sized, non-offroad car but with a bed rather than a boot with a lid.

Ilovethebomb ,

The only thing we call a “truck” here is something you need a special licence endorsement to drive.

bluetardis , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

Maybe growing his ASSets

db2 , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.

What is a ute?

Ghostalmedia ,
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Austrian. A UTE is sedan frame with a truck bed on the back. This is not a UTE. It’s a truck.

nickiam2 ,

Austrian? I think you mean Australian there mate! Trucks are much heavier, UTEs are what you Yankees call “trucks”. It’s a UTE because it’s a utility vehicle and used by tradies and farmers and the like.

luthis OP ,

Thanks, ditch buddy! The rest of the world has backwards terminology.

andyMFK ,

Short for utility vehicle. Basically anything with a cabin, and some sort of bed or tray at the back.

Sharpiemarker , in Tick tock 🕚

Look, this isn’t half-life 3 we’re talking about here. It’s going to happen, just keep your pants on.

Slartibartfast ,
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Or at least stop hiding your dick so we can all see it

MindSkipperBro12 ,

And I’ve been told I’ll find a loving girlfriend but that sure as hell hasn’t happen.

Sharpiemarker ,

Are you certain they weren’t just being nice when they said that?

MindSkipperBro12 ,

They are, whenever anyone says something “vague but nice”, they usually don’t mean it.

It is what it is.

MindSkipperBro12 ,

And I meant the original comment more as a joke than anything truly serious.

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