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oldGregg , in Redditor when women

Fake + gay

Women are a rumor

ZeroCool ,

Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:

  • Chupacabra
  • The Jersey Devil
  • Bigfoot
  • Mothman
  • Women on the internet
TommySalami ,

Don’t even have mothman as number 1, what are they even doing. That bizarre being is a hero, and he deserves respect.

LemmysMum ,

They said folklore, not legend.

TheDarksteel94 ,

There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Where is Spezmen?

Zoidsberg ,
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Women were invented by plumbers to sell more public bathrooms

Kolanaki , in Boing boing
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Fill it with a non-newtonian fluid. Fall into bed and hit the sack like concrete. Then melt into it as it softens.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Ouch!

EmoDuck ,

Or fill it with ferro fluid and put a timed electro magnet under, then watch it turn into spikes in the middle of the night

MightyGalhupo ,

That sounds like an interesting murder mystery waiting to happen

FlickeringScreens , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...

What if I already do this?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in It true guys I was the hobo
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Dnd campaigns be like

thefloweracidic , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...

Lol crying during sex can be cathartic

EmperorHenry , in Tech CEOs Fleeing to Non-Extradition Countries
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That crypto-scammer was on some kind of super hard-core drug that gets administered through a patch on his skin…I don’t remember what it’s called, but it’s super expensive shit.

And the creator of McAffee isn’t a real tech-CEO, because the software he created doesn’t work.

Amir ,
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slate.com/…/sam-bankman-fried-ftx-emsam-patch-tes…

Doesn’t seem to provide that much of a hard-core boost.

The Adderall was likely more effective.

EmperorHenry ,
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Adderal is affordable by regular people.

01189998819991197253 , in A new low
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That’s not how a professional company rejects an applicant. Judging by this grammarless email (and this email alone), it sounds like you may have dodged a bullet. I am sorry that you’ve been rejected, though. That’s never a fun experience, and their lack of compassion in their “cute” (but actually rather insulting) email is incomprehensible. Just because they didn’t see you a a secret recipe, doesn’t mean you’re not. KFC has gone down hill more than almost any other chain in terms of flavor and quality, and their email here is a testament to their decision-making skills they seem to still be lacking.

E: autocorrect and my own mistakes.

rockerface ,

Also, KFC continues to work in Russia, sponsoring the war through taxes. Just in case anyone needs more reasons to hate them

yamapikariya ,
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KFC USA always sucked. They have much more variety and quality in other countries. Speaking from experience.

username_unavailable , in Social Media Rule

The guy is/was banging his granddaughter, he may know something about not giving a fuck.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Gonna need a source here

lobut ,

I can’t find anything definitive. The guy that murdered his grand daughter claims that she told him: people.com/…/morgan-freeman-sex-with-granddaughte…

That’s a yikes statement, in and of itself. I see allegations and vehement denials. I think that’s the last thing I’m gonna google for tonight. Godspeed stranger!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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A murderer throws out “nuh uh I was too high to be guilty of this murder I obviously committed and anyways the victim’s famous grandparent abused them” doesn’t exactly scream credible.

downpunxx , in Social Media Rule
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A true block like on Mastodon where when you block a user they can't see your profile or posts, and can't comment on your posts, they simply cease to exist.

That's a block, what the sites like Lemmy/KBIN have is not a true block, like Reddit, it's a mask, where when you block a user, you no longer can see their posts and comments, which is no small blessing, but they can still see your profile and your posts and comment their filth on them.

This has got to be changed to where it's a true block, because allowing the monsters to have at your posts, with no way to stop them, is simply abusive.

jbk ,

omg mask from dream

chicken ,

I’d rather they added some kind of feature to moderator tools to track people who frequently respond to users that have blocked them. The way Reddit handles blocks is really disruptive and often abused by spammers and others.

redcalcium ,

Due to federated nature of Lemmy/Kbin, your block list will be available publicly (at least readable to random 3rd party servers) in order to implement this. Some people already not comfortable that their downvotes are not private, and may also freak out if their know their block list are not private as well. Not sure if mastodon also have issue or not though.

blujan , in A new low

I was no-contacted by Wendy’s and McDonald’s, and Carl’s Jr told me i lived too far away for them to hire me and it to make sense.

OpenStars , in Social Media Rule
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

I used to be proud of how I never blocked anybody.

Now I don't look back:-).

Live and learn.

Holyginz , in Tech CEOs Fleeing to Non-Extradition Countries

I mean, trea them like the Russian oligarchs and seize their money then. No such thing as a completely ethical billionaire and better to return the money to the original economy.

Piemanding ,

Eat 👏 The 👏 Rich 👏

ubermeisters , in A Clever Title
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Good horsey. Now take momma to the bar

EmperorHenry , in nooooooo
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One time I went five days without pooping.

when I finally unloaded the pile I felt so much better. I had to sit on the toilet for nearly an hour, but god damn it felt good to poo after all that time.

penix , in Social Media Rule

How is this dude a movie actor? He looks like an ugly muppet.

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