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HootinNHollerin , in Check this out, guys.

I haven’t been able to eat solid food in days and have several more to go. I would love this text. Now I’m gonna go watch cooking shows and salivate

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

That’s like torture. Lol

Hope you recover (from oral surgery?) soon!

lesbian_seagull , in Somewhere at the bottom is a Mandalorian having a very bad day

I almost missed the dog up by her head.

No, the other dog up by her head. There’s two up there!

lesbian_seagull , in Man of Hard Principles

That guy broke the shit outta his middle finger

MehBlah , in Benny 😍😍😍

Ben the perv assuming everyone else is a perv as well.

LodeMike OP ,

Im pretty sure this isn’t real.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

But it’s clearly from a Verified™ Account!

hk_a ,

How sure, exactly?

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

Are you calling OP a liar?!

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Yes. @LodeMike is a fucking lying piece of shit.

Edit: /s

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Praise the Lrod!

These are the people who want to determine the school curriculum and run the country.

some_guy , in Praise the Lrod!

Not only am I stupid and uneducated, but I want you to know it!

cheesecakecat , in Benny 😍😍😍
@cheesecakecat@lemmy.world avatar
LodeMike OP ,

I don’t understand

blindbunny ,

You can only use stalker memes if you make a stalker community. Best political discourse ever, fight me.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh , in Benny 😍😍😍

Fake Ben Shapiro tweets are always hilarious

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Such a plausible thing for him to say I didn't even question it.

Gork ,

I want to believe

FatTony ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t even have to be plausible to be funny. Anything read in his goblin voice is funny.

“Let’s say for the sake of this argument in a theoretical hole, under the ground, there lived let’s say a hobbit…”

nilloc ,

Figured Ben would be going a different direction with the theoretical ground hole…

ArbiterXero ,

I literally came to the comments to find out if it was real or not.

Because quite frankly, I would probably believe either way .

db2 ,

I wouldn’t believe he’d have stopped there.

Ranvier ,

I ate the onion on this one for a second.

_tezz ,

Thanks for introducing me to this phrase haha

LodeMike OP ,

You got any more :)

brbposting , (edited )

Hey @LodeMike - loved the post.

After sharing my concerns and receiving affirmational feedback, I have made a very small edit to this image.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0b64e0dc-3e66-4e0c-81b1-953bdb42b002.jpeg

Please consider using Lemmy’s awesome image hot swap feature to update the image. You may simply tap edit and paste the following link:


<span style="color:#323232;">https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0b64e0dc-3e66-4e0c-81b1-953bdb42b002.jpeg
</span>

If there any mods reading through here, I might suggest a rule asking folks to use their best judgment to include a similar indicator in similar circumstances.

I’m not much of an “/s” guy, but I think these six letters (parody) can avoid misleading without ruining the fun :)

some_guy ,

We don’t need shit like that around here. Conservative / christofascist fucks say enough things that we can malign. Don’t make shit up unless it’s impossible for someone to misperceive as real.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

Yeah but it’s funny.

Also, one could argue that by taking the piss out of some of these people, they’ll be taken less seriously overall. Which is a good thing.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Like the others, I didn’t think it was fake.

This is the guy who doesn’t think aroused women have wet vaginas after all.

jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-18446786…

And his wife is a doctor too.

v4ld1z , in Benny 😍😍😍
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

My brother in christ

gravitas_deficiency , (edited )

He’s Jewish tho, so he’s not.

Also, he’s a fascist

E: reworded for accuracy

BakerBagel ,

Also Jewish, so no Jesus

zerog_bandit ,

Do y’all just call anyone you disagree with Nazis now? Seems a bit Russian to me.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Lmao are you really gonna be a Ben Shapiro apologist? He’s an overt ethnosupremacist of the white variety, and is staunchly aligned with the proto-fascist elements of the far right American political spectrum.

But by all means, check my facts.

GBU_28 ,

I think there was a woosh here

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, Zerog is 100% simping for Shapiro. You should see their Shapiro level takes on everything regarding Israel…

BetaBlake ,

It’s ironic for you to point out Russians because the only people supporting Russians today are conservatives

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, there’s also a bunch of “anti-imperialist” leftist tankies too.

Zwiebel ,

Nazis can be christian

cRazi_man , in Benny 😍😍😍

Dear lord, please smite twitter and all on it so that we may be cleansed from the unholy content it exposes us to 👏😔

qiancsf , in Part of this complete breakfast!
@qiancsf@lemmy.world avatar

ok

Aurenkin , in Judgmental soup

Oh, hi… you’re going to open me? I see…I guess you don’t feel like making any real food… again. Or maybe you just can’t cook. You should really do better, if nobody taught you to cook I guess it’s unlikely there’s anyone out there who particularly cares if you look after yourself but you should really have a little self respect. If that’s too hard for you, at the very least some basic survival instinct. I saw how many cans of soup you had in there with me, it’s a miracle you’re still breathing, frankly. Oh well…go ahead and pry me open, what’s one more failure at this point.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“You think I have bad taste? Oh honey, look at that top you’re wearing.”

intensely_human , in Part of this complete breakfast!

The term “oat start” makes me think of a bag of oats over one’s mouth making it impossible to start whatever they were gonna start. The meaning is enhanced by the stoppiness off the word sounds.

kittenzrulz123 , in Judgmental soup
nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

thy end is meow

Resol , in Did you lock your front door when you left home today?
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

If I didn’t lock it, someone else will. Yep, I still live with my family.

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