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cogitase , in Kids and their computers these days.

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

Iheartcheese ,
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You must be addicted to dog

seathru ,
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I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

Etterra ,

Huffing or injecting?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

Etterra ,

What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

seathru ,
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Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

disguy_ovahea ,

Benerial desease is baginal

KingJalopy ,

Only if you have a bussy tho

nilloc ,

More of a badger problem imo

ImplyingImplications ,

Benis :DDD

FrostyCaveman ,

Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

Mercury ,

Benis = boy penis

MissJinx ,
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TheRaven , in Checkmate, Atheists
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Trashcan , in Diet

Have we tried eating hippos? They seem like something that could be similar to pigs…😅

Hybrid ocean angry pig

PhlubbaDubba ,

No joke, there was a plan in the US to import hippos to the Mississippi watershed as farm animals to create an industry for “Lake Cow Bacon.”

It would have been an ecological disaster on a scale never before witnessed in human history, but goddamn would it be hilarious to live in a world where everyone knows Americans as the stone cold motherfuckers that domesticated the goddamned aquatic murder tanks just because they take their bacon culture that seriously.

Rediphile , in Stages of grief

I really want someone to sell legit butter but marketed as ‘I can’t believe it’s not margarine!’

captain_aggravated ,
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And I want to make a sparkling wine and market it as The Beer Of Champagnes.

chemical_cutthroat , in Stages of grief
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Unsalted margarine. Gross. Just drink canola oil straight out of the jug if your life has come to that.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lubricate those bowels

HootinNHollerin ,

The spice must flow

Zacryon ,

We consume too much salt, which has detrimental effects. Try it a few weeks with less (not necessarily none, you need at least some) salt. You may observe that you start experiencing more interesting tastes and won’t need salt as much.

chemical_cutthroat ,
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I’m not saying we shouldn’t cut out salt, but eating unsalted butter or margarine isn’t where to cut back. That’s for baking. If you want to cut back on salt, take the shaker off the table.

Pacattack57 ,

100% agree. Stop eating Maruchan ramen, ask for no salt on your fries. There’s lots of ways to reduce salt. Unsalted butter/margarine on your food has got to the stupidest way to cut down on your salt intake.

ulterno ,
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ask for no salt on your fries

Even better, don’t ask for fries.
Go buy some beans and maybe watch a YouTube video on how to cook them tasty, instead of the videos that tell you to eat raw leaves with oil on top and call it a “salad” with “dressing”. Then cook the beans and eat them, instead of ordering fast-food while watching the video of another chap, cooking food and eating it.

Rediphile ,

Beans are delicious. Potatoes/fries are also delicious. They are in no way comparable forms of deliciousness.

That would be like trying to replace my love of alpine skiing with gothic literature.

Opisek ,

We don’t eat salted butter or margarine in Europe. And we’re still just fine. You’re just used to salt so you can’t imagine not having it. It’s the same with sugar in tea. It’s hard to stop putting it in, but once you’re over the adjustment period, you don’t feel like you want to go back. Sweetened drinks in general just taste like sugar to me now. I suppose they same might be true for oversalted food.

Zacryon ,

Salt is contained in a lot of products. Got salted butter? Smear it on bread. Guess which ingredient is used in bread. Correct: salt. Maybe you put some cold cuts on it. They’ve got a lot of salt. What about cheese? Salt again. Now you move on to your coffee. You put dairy milk in it: salt. Lunch? Probably a lot of salt. Dinner? Needless to say. If you snack some chips, well, obviously it’s a shitload of salt.

Salt is everywhere. Especially in today’s food industry. Having salt is not necessarily bad for one’s health – in fact, we do need salt for our body to function – but as usual it’s the amount that matters.

And according to several dietary authorities worldwide, most people eat too much salt.

WHO:

The global mean intake of adults is 4310 mg/day sodium (equivalent to 10.78 g/day salt) (1). This is more than double the World Health Organization recommendation for adults of less than 2000 mg/day sodium (equivalent to < 5 g/day salt).
www.who.int/news-room/…/salt-reduction

FDA (USA):

Americans consume on average 3,400 milligrams (mg) of sodium per day—nearly 50%more than the 2,300 mg limit recommended by federal guidelines for people 14 years and older. Recommended limits for children 13 and younger are even lower.
www.fda.gov/food/…/sodium-reduction

Overview in EU:

International health-related organisations have issued recommendations to limit salt intake to no more than 5 or 6 g per day (see Table 3A). In the EU, most national recommendations that quantify salt intake recommend the same. […]
In the majority of European countries, the range of intake is 7 to 12 grams of salt per day
…ec.europa.eu/…/dietary-saltsodium_en

Salt is one of those substances which have large effects even in low doses. Therefore, being above the recommended intake on average increases risks of suffering mainly from:

cardiovascular diseases, stomach cancer and chronic kidney disease
…ec.europa.eu/…/dietary-saltsodium_en

So, if you’re interested in your health, try to get an overview on how much salt you consume on average. And if it’s above the recommended intake (which is usually the case), consider whether you really really can not live without salted butter or try to cut down on salt with other meals. And probably, taking the shaker off the table won’t be enough.

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Look, I’m sure when you were organizing all of that into the great wall of fuck, you meant well, but I didn’t ask for it, and the fact that you assume some stranger on the internet has a diet so bad they need to have a wall of text sent to them about the dangers of their perceived salt intake is kinda insulting. So, yeah. Thanks, I guess, but please, find something else to do.

Zacryon ,

“Great wall of fuck”, that’s creative haha, I like it. xD
I’m sorry if this offended you. It really wasn’t my intention to let you feel that way. I just wanted to spread some awareness about this as it’s one of our civilisation’s great dietary problems. What you do with that piece of information is of course up to you.

and the fact that you assume some stranger on the internet has a diet so bad

I feel like you’ve not read the part where I said the following:

So, if you’re interested in your health, try to get an overview on how much salt you consume on average.

Which should show that I didn’t assume that you specifically have a bad diet. But maybe I haven’t expressed myself carefully enough.

but please, find something else to do

Unfortunately, I have to disappoint you in that as writing great walls of fuck on Lemmy, is sometimes a preferred time killer of mine. Also, my experience shows that there are also other readers on Lemmy who can be interested in such great walls of fuck.

ulterno ,
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Guess what water with a TDS>0 has? Salt!
Remember that nail your forgot to galvanise and it catching rust? Salt!
Remember the fancy false ceiling? Salt!
Alum, used to precipitate dissolved “hardness”? Salt!
Mineral water has minerals! Salt!

So, if you’re interested in knowing about the chemicals that make the world around you, refer to you friendly neighbourhood High School Chemistry book and have FFUUNN!

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Zacryon ,

True true. Although you don’t suck on rusty nails.

eezeebee ,
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You don’t know me!

ulterno ,
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Just wanted to put the point that Natrium salts are not the only salts.

Wakarimasen , in Picture puzzle
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Okay got it: Ding Dong => D-in-G D-on-G

Skullgrid ,
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goddamnit, I thought it was the notes the doors use to make the ding dong sound.

source: hobby “musician” with really shitty relative pitch training

BudgetBandit ,

This took me way longer than I wanted it to take.

gofsckyourself ,

D-in-G D-over-G

Pregnenolone ,

DwithinG DoverG

ChicoSuave , in Mario for president

The Mario Party is a monarchist platform. Don’t be fooled by the slick marketing and colorful characters; you go in to be a toad and end up a goomba.

Caboose12000 , in Make new friends today!

I dont get it

MelodiousFunk OP ,

Neither do I.

I saved this picture close to 20 years ago, just because it was ridiculous. I’ve always wondered, “What the everloving fuck is going on here?” And I’ve never come up with an answer. But last night, in a state of what I suspect was hypomania, I decided that now is the time for it to shine once again.

Ensign_Crab , in Boop

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

imPastaSyndrome ,

We got a wise guy here

MelodiousFunk , in Mario for president

While I agree that Mario would be a better choice than what we currently have, he’s basically unelectable. His residence in the Mushroom Kingdom, ethnic accent, and the considerable amount of skeletons in his closet would be a buffet for the corpo media empires.

Banichan , in i believe he made himself very clear
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What organ would it feel with, exactly?

PinkyCoyote OP ,
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PinkyCoyote OP ,
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Hope that explains it ❤️

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

You’ve made yourself very clear.

Mellow12 , in dumbass

As long as we’re taking the “high road” and kicking someone in the gut for the way they look could someone link to who this is and what they said?

Guntrigger ,

That’s known pedophile Matt Gaetz

Thorny_Insight , (edited )

Pedophilia means attraction to children 13 years old or younger.

Captainvaqina ,

How about underage teen sex trafficker, does that work better for you?

Thorny_Insight ,

According to that wikipedia page he has not been convicted of that either so alleged underage sex trafficker.

Passerby6497 ,

I’m not the news, so I’ll keep saying “underage sex trafficker Matt ‘Pizza’ Gaetz”.

I’m under no obligation to give this piece of dog shit any benefit of the doubt. Though, it may be more accurate to call him a connoisseur of underage prostitutes because he paid a trafficker instead of trafficking the girl directly. Or maybe ‘benefactor to teen sex traffickers’ would work as well

Thorny_Insight ,

You do you.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Meanwhile, known pedophile Matt Gaetz will continue to do children and get away with it.

Thorny_Insight ,

13 to 19 are teenagers. You can dislike him all you want, it still doesn’t make him a pedophile.

psychiatric diagnostic criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.

Source

Rai ,

Are you really out here “um akshully ephebophile”-ing? I hope kids stay away from you.

Thorny_Insight ,

All I care about is the truth. Not liking someone doesn’t justify spreading misinformation.

StupidBrotherInLaw ,

So if they instead said “known ephebophile Matt Gaetz will continue to do children and get away with it”, you’d just be like “well done, carry on”?

Add this comment to the huge list of shit I would never expect to ever say or type.

Edit: linked up definition of children highlighting that teenagers are generally considered to be children.

Thorny_Insight ,

Well, he’d still be an alleged one since he hasn’t been convicted, but yeah, there would be nothing else I’d take issue with in that. I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of the guy before, so I’ve got no partisan motivation here. “Pedophile,” like “Nazi,” is just such an extreme accusation to make against someone that I immediately assume people are being dishonest when applying these labels, and that turned out to be the case here as well. He’s already been suspected of sex trafficking minors, or at least being involved with it. I don’t see the need to lie about additional charges.

Chef_Boyardee ,

Go away, Matt.

Captainvaqina ,

Right, he was protected by the gop mafia - so you are pedantically correct, he was not convicted, conveniently.

But we all know the truth. All of us who are paying attention, that is.

pyre ,

woohoo! found a genuine “it’s ephebophilia actually” in the wild!

StupidBrotherInLaw , (edited )

Dammit, I missed it! Nice response time by the mods, though.

Edit: I’m wrong, they’re still ephebo’ing strong below.

FlyingSquid ,
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This is really not the time or place to make that argument.

rekabis ,

Yeah. As much as I love to be accurate and pedantic, even I don’t touch this subject with a dirty barge pole.

FlyingSquid ,
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It’s (to be pedantic, statutory) rape regardless. Which is the point.

marx2k ,

Here we go

Lyricism6055 ,

Was it proven? Just wondering.

Serinus ,

Only because it’s already on my clipboard.

People talk about hard work all the time in places like Middletown. You can walk through a town where 30 percent of the young men work fewer than twenty hours a week and find not a single person aware of his own laziness.

  • JD Vance

He thinks rural people are poor because they don’t want to work.

SkunkWorkz ,

The person in the photo is not Vance though. It’s that pedo Gaetz

Serinus ,

My bad. Thanks for the correction.

They’re both pretty terrible.

explodicle ,

I imagine 30% of the young men reading books and volunteering the rest of the time.

robocall OP ,
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It’s not necessarily a kick in the gut. Merely an observation that he resembles butthead.

Akasazh , (edited )
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Sir, this is a Dennies shitpost

postnataldrip , in A picture is worth 1000 words

Gory hole

Godnroc ,

Someone’s certainly taking the L here.

hubobes , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

That’s why, if someone responds with what?, I usually wait for a few seconds. It usually resolves the question on its own.

Ilovethebomb , in Kids and their computers these days.

People like this think computers and electronics are magic.

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