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lseif , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

Ha, a Ha, ha A ah Ha Ha-ha! :)

PP_BOY_ ,
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Feel good

Lost_My_Mind ,

…joker?

downpunxx ,

,,,,,,,,,, smoker

lseif ,

-------- midnight toker ?

darcy OP ,
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TERRIBLE ADDITION TO THIS POST.

Lost_My_Mind , in Mario for president

I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”

And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.

Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.

BudgetBandit ,

Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.

This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand

We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing

boredtortoise ,

Tax the rich with blue shells

Zachariah , in love eating bread ties and bread tags
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It’s not “Windows III”

It’s Windows 3.11

Drusas , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

I have never seen anybody do that. All white people know that bread ties are cat toys.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Maybe the cats are the ones putting them on the window sill?

SolarMonkey ,

Those and milk bottle rings.

qevlarr , in Most important map
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Everyone here saying their ice cream sucks and they never buy it, I don’t think you realize Magnum and Cornetto are this brand. Those are the world’s best selling ice cream brands

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I personally have to like it, since I live in the country where the company was once a part of Mjölkcentralen (RIP). Long before it was owned by Unilever.

It’s 50% of the market here.

Blackmist ,

I mean sure, it’s not the greatest ice cream on Earth, but it’s not meant to be. It’s the cheapest ice cream I’m prepared to eat. If it’s cheaper than Walls, it’s probably not even legally allowed to be called ice cream.

mudmaniac ,

Much better than Nestle. Cornetto chocolate cone taste like Chocolate. Nestle chocolate taste like ice with a little milk colored brown.

Ensign_Crab , in Checkmate, Atheists

Biden dropped out 4 hours after Manchin told him to.

holycrap ,

Didn’t realize Manchin was god. Or maybe it’s just a god complex.

1stQ , in Most important map

Electric Callboy: Sorry! We’ll rename. Austria: …

Mouselemming , in Checkmate, Atheists

It’s Sunday. Joe couldn’t go to church because COVID, so God made a house call.

mvirts , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

Forgot to press the turbo button again 😹

TwentySeven ,

The turbo button slows it down

JackbyDev ,

Well, yeah, my light switch turns the lights off too.

tfw_no_toiletpaper , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

OP has a slow cache, might need to upgrade hardware

JackbyDev ,

Race condition.

Ghostalmedia , in We love our new Democratic Nominee, Don't We Folks?
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Trump also donated $1000 to Biden

cogitase , in Kids and their computers these days.

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

Iheartcheese ,
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You must be addicted to dog

seathru ,
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I’m glad I’m only addicted to cat.

Etterra ,

Huffing or injecting?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s better when brewed into tea, trust me

Etterra ,

What are you British? Get out of here this is America’s crazy.

seathru ,
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Freebase. I throw em in a pot with some water and baking soda and rock em up.

disguy_ovahea ,

Benerial desease is baginal

KingJalopy ,

Only if you have a bussy tho

nilloc ,

More of a badger problem imo

ImplyingImplications ,

Benis :DDD

FrostyCaveman ,

Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

Mercury ,

Benis = boy penis

MissJinx ,
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TheRaven , in Checkmate, Atheists
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George Clooney:

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/266f0b12-b955-4365-b51f-dbf5bcd68f18.jpeg

Trashcan , in Diet

Have we tried eating hippos? They seem like something that could be similar to pigs…😅

Hybrid ocean angry pig

PhlubbaDubba ,

No joke, there was a plan in the US to import hippos to the Mississippi watershed as farm animals to create an industry for “Lake Cow Bacon.”

It would have been an ecological disaster on a scale never before witnessed in human history, but goddamn would it be hilarious to live in a world where everyone knows Americans as the stone cold motherfuckers that domesticated the goddamned aquatic murder tanks just because they take their bacon culture that seriously.

Rediphile , in Stages of grief

I really want someone to sell legit butter but marketed as ‘I can’t believe it’s not margarine!’

captain_aggravated ,
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And I want to make a sparkling wine and market it as The Beer Of Champagnes.

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