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AI_toothbrush , in Mario for president

Nah hes an immigrant, he has zero chances

ZeroTemp ,

Mario and Luigi were born and raised in Brooklyn.

Kolanaki , in Mario for president
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Mario Party would make the country even more divided… 😮‍💨

Jimbo , in i believe he made himself very clear
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Something something foxes

ScrimblyShrimp , in i believe he made himself very clear

“Let me be clear”

dumbass , in Checkmate, Atheists
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He stepped down on national ice cream day…

Jackcooper ,

Aw man he loves that stuff almost as much as he loves exposed shoulders

Brickhead92 ,

Someone close to him: You’re not getting ice-cream unless you drop out of the presidential candidacy!

Biden: Done… Now where’s my ice-cream?

He’s only human, anyone would do the same.

Caboose12000 , in 6/10 sandler supremacy

I know all those Adam Sandler movies but I don’t know any of those anime’s, what are they?

Linnce ,

First is Gintama and last is Bakemonogatari. I don’t know the others.

Vrtrx ,

“Don’t toy with me Nagatoro” and “Uzaki chan wants to hang out” are the 2 middle ones

snausagesinablanket , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been
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Two kinds of chocolate, you decide:https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7a4d7d6e-b9f1-4578-95f1-208d1a4e84c7.jpeg

Atin , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Blinding lights

lugal , in i believe he made himself very clear

When you don’t have the guts

Jackcooper , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

I have never heard of this

blahsay , in love eating bread ties and bread tags

I swear this is the strangest racism I’ve seen in a while

downpunxx , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

Over a Million Americans lost their lives due to an inept Federal Viral Pandemic response during Trump's last administration. If that's not being burdened, and warned pretty plainly, by what has been, I don't know anything that would qualify.

The choice is life and death. These things are not the same.

Hegar , in Loading like a 90's dell computer
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This is called parsing - your brain processing the speech sounds into meaning. That feeling of suddenly realizing what was said is your brain needing a little extra time to parse.

This can happen for lots of reasons. One time my sister in law was so grumpy that my brain struggled to parse what she was saying because the tone and words were so mismatched.

peopleproblems ,

Heh. Like a 90s dell computer analysing a string for certain characters.

zea_64 ,

Still beats C++ parsing speed.

jaybone ,

Was your sister in law stuck in a dryer?

jaybone , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

What?

jubilationtcornpone , in Checkmate, Atheists

God: “Joe, President of the United States. I’m giving you a task to make you an example in these dark times.”

Biden: “Good idea, O Lord!”

God: “Of course it’s a good idea!!”

weirdbeardgame ,

God: “What are you doing?”

Biden: “Averting my eyes lord”

God:“Well stop that!”

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