You don’t know this, the democrats try to hide this from you: Looking directly into the ball of magic plasma in the sky for about 30 minutes straight will fill your ancient white blood cell batteries. Which means your eyes will turn golden, you will get super fast healing powers and your cock will grow. Works on males and females. But do not blink while looking into it. Not once. Or else you will turn black.
Seriously, why do you think my agents are speaking of „drinking liberal tears“ all the time? Just take the fucking hint dumbass. Look into the sun today.
Nah, I don’t. Making fun of it doesn’t mean I’m using it. Nor do I encourage using it for multiple reasons (toxic right-wing boomers, centralised corpo network, elon musk as a person, …)
It’s topical, a lot of people are making the same joke right now because it’s currently the relevant topic
I haven’t used twitter since 2020, I find the collapse pretty funny but most of my time thinking goes into learning coding, cats and what I am going to cook for dinner not what the fuck twitter is doing
In about a week’s time unless something else funny happens I don’t honestly give a fuck what they are doing
It’s one of the world’s (or used to be) most influential social medias going through some absurdly dumb changes. Of course it’s gonna be talked about a lot. What happens to twitter has massive implications for the world.
I once made a twitter account, because my local radio had a contest where you could only participate through twitter. I managed to participate in the contest (didn’t win) and I never looked at twitter or that particular one-off email account again.
I did this with a Brazilian tinder hook up once. She told me to be careful. I’m serious. It’s on video. She said, “cuidado, amor.” Then I messed up, and she queefed and got mad at me 🤷♂️
I’ve been using Connect for Lemmy, and it lists all your points on your profile. I didn’t even realize that wasn’t included on the website until right now.
Yes, it does exist but without the culture attached or reddit’s unknown sause to decouple it from being an immutable fact in the way stats are, however the point seems to make it meaningless.
Is it a game to min-max
a social credit score
a currency
an aproximate guess if your human
or an arbitrary number.
EDIT: almost forgot, a plesant number that you see when you come back, thanks @UrPartnerInCrime
He doesn’t need or want it to make money, he’s got South African mine money that he didn’t earn to waste. It’s a toy, one he knows other people like, so he’s currently taping M80s to it just to be a dick, because he feels he can and that he’s entitled to.
Now the question: is Elon such a dick that even his own father won’t speak to him, or is Elon’s father such an even bigger raging dick that Elon won’t speak to him? I shudder to think how awful he’d have to be for that…
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