have won in lotto

scottywh , 10 months ago

Were they all named Jody or is that just what your buddies told ya?

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago

Expected the comment to be even worse

idunnololz_test , 10 months ago

“I died”

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago

More like “I lost 1 arm and 2 legs”

fugepe , 10 months ago

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stevedidWHAT , 10 months ago

Crazy that a kindergartner has the same experience depending on their choice in partner

toothpaste_sandwich , 10 months ago

I don’t get it

stevedidWHAT , 10 months ago

Combat ptsd

toothpaste_sandwich , 10 months ago

Oh I see, you mean minus the fucking 10 dudes part.

stevedidWHAT , 10 months ago

“Depending on their choice of partner” haha

toothpaste_sandwich , 10 months ago

What kindergartner has a partner, pray tell? Are kindergartners even sexually active?

stevedidWHAT , 10 months ago

It’s a joke dude lmao

TimewornTraveler , 10 months ago

explains nothing

Butters , 10 months ago

My wife fucked 10 kindergarteners and I’m afraid of crayons.

stevedidWHAT , 10 months ago

It happens

psudojo , 10 months ago

(stares motherfuckerdly)

PM_me_your_doggo , 10 months ago

“Hetero, king of incels” contradicts with “wife” a bit

ReCursing , 10 months ago

Says his wife fucked ten guys while wasn't there, not that she ever fucked him

0x4E4F , 10 months ago

She probably did fuck him as well… at some point in time.

Cabrio , 10 months ago

Sounds like she fucked him at least 10 times.

StealthToad , 10 months ago

It’s because his wife fucked ten guys that he became an incel, duhhhh always womans fault! /s

mojofrododojo , 10 months ago

at once, or like, in series?

for some reason that seems important but I’m having trouble deciding which would be worse.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , 10 months ago

I don’t want to think about in parallel

Default_Defect , 10 months ago

I used to live in a military town, it was most likely different combinations of one, some or all multiple times a day. The cheaters are always freaks.

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago

The worst would definitely be all, but first one by one and then all at once

rekliner , 10 months ago

My first thought was “why are you so angry at this person who was cheated on while deployed?”. I’ve had friends in that situation, it’s a sad cliche. A disturbingly large percentage of military wives just aren’t equipped to handle how much alone time active duty leaves them with.

Then i saw his user name.

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago

I mean, having sex with 10 guys shows that you care little about your marriage with a guy who’s risking his life

Oh shit just saw the username, the story’s probably fake and gay

FlyingSquid , 10 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dc90ae12-8396-4e74-8d0c-472c294092fd.png

mosiacmango , 10 months ago

Could have cut off the last bit and still had the impact.

Ive talked 3 people out of joining, failed with 2.

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago

Also the fact that the Iraq war didn’t even have any resemblance of a justification

MilitantAtheist , 10 months ago

Sure it did. The military industrial complex needed to sell arms. That was justification enough.

Diprount_Tomato , 10 months ago

More like they needed dinosaur juice

Cybermass , 10 months ago

Man I’m suicidal enough as is, if I was in this guy’s shoes I’d loose my mind

pseudo , 10 months ago

Why are you suicidal?

Bipta , 10 months ago

(Gestures around wildly)

pseudo , 10 months ago

I thought it was a veteran.

Cabrio , 10 months ago

Veteran of life.