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Diabolo96 , (edited ) in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

I saw an alien.

It was between 2010-2014 and i was recently gifted my first phone. A used Sony Ericsson w300i. Fast forward a few weeks later, i was on the roof playing with the filters on the phone camera. One of them was a Sepia filter and as i tried it, i randomly pointed it toward the sky and then toward the sun. That’s when i saw a small dark object hovering near the very bright sun as to hide using it. It was shaped like a sphere and seemed very far up in the sky. It was very fast, it’s movement unnatural as it was doing oval shaped circles around the sun.

CYCLR ,

I like that someone downvoted you.

But in all seriousness, me and a friend of mine once saw a flying object that matches your description, except it was around 4am and we were on the beach, camping. At some point, it flew into the horizon (really freaking fast, headed to a different country, so I doubt it was a drone). No drugs were involved.

zaph ,
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When I was a teen I was outside with my step-brother playing catch late at night in the street and we saw one. Never talked about because we felt like idiots. I still do.

Diabolo96 ,

I like the “no drugs involved” part. We’re describing something we saw with our own eyes and yet is so outlandish we can only accept that people wouldn’t believe us.

stankmut ,

You say you saw it with your own eyes, but you were looking through a camera. That’s not the same thing.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

I am not judging you and when I was a kid, I too saw some shit. Many people have, it’s very common. What’s up for debate is whether it’s aliens or not, is all.

regeya ,

I’ll give kind of the opposite story. An Illinois town’s PD has made the news at least twice for chasing a UFO. In the 80s they were on some TV special about unexplained events, talking about the time they chased a triangular-shaped UFO for a long time. I remember watching that, and then going to the nearby air base for an air show, complete with a triangular-shaped stealth bomber…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tcyQbfRo8

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mriormro ,
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Wait, so you were using an old phone that had an ancient sensor? You then pointed that ancient sensor at the sun and a dark spot showed up? Most likely at the most exposed portion of the sensor and you’re saying that was a UFO?

Diabolo96 ,

Then why did it disappear later ? If it was an over exposed camera shouldn’t it show up every time not only once ?

mriormro ,
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Are you asserting that ‘Aliens’ is a much more likely answer in your scenario than ‘image sensor issue’?

Diabolo96 ,

I knew i should’ve written UFO as in unidentified flying object and that it was a mistake using the word alien as it tends to have heavy connotation with green men and wackos. No,i don’t believe aliens are traveling light years and playing hide and seek with us. I saw some weird shit and want to understand what it was. I was told it was caused by overexposure and i answered that it happened only once and that as far as i know it should be repeatable but i didn’t.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

I don’t think you’re crazy and you saw what you saw. It probably just wasn’t aliens, it was likely some astronomical phenomenon. You could’ve seen a comet or an asteroid or a planet passing over the sun, that’s what your description sounds like to me, anyway.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

People think that things like cameras and radar are perfect instruments. They can be overloaded by things like pointing them at the sun, internal reflections, radar can have false signals, etc. I once thought I saw a UFO while in a car and then realized it was just an internal reflection of a light off of the glass. It looked like it was moving super fast and everything.

People will also do things like over expand compressed videos and images and then act surprised when they see compression artifacts and think they are real.

pancakes ,
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I can’t tell if this is a joke or not. I mean no reasonable person would conclude aliens from a flip phone camera using filter pointed directly at the sun with one of the worst lenses ever built for a camera in history.

I mean I laughed, so well done if that was the intent.

Diabolo96 ,

If my have story made someone less miserable for a few seconds then am happy i shared it.

MaxVoltage , in unsafe angles
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fashioned

001100010010 , in unsafe angles
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Just bring out the other hand and go for a dab

damien , in unsafe angles

Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.

theangryseal ,

Icht bin schleebin unst der Fuhrer! 9! 9!

001100010010 ,
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germtm_ , in [Day 7] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

add a G-Man sighting.

rafa , in Germany

Gerpair

cypherix93 ,

Gercouple

robocall ,
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Gertrouple

Dill_Pickles , in [Day 7] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Add a lightsaber

fauxerious , in Germany

few has always meant 3 or more to me

one, a couple, a few, some, many, several

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Some and many aren’t really quantifiable to me.

One is one

Couple is two

Few is three to five

Half dozen is six

Several is seven to nine

But that’s just my opinion.

LukeMedia ,

I usually just use the number I intend

rafa , (edited ) in [Day 7] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Mike Tyson tribal tattoo right on the face (upside down)

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Upside down though

Yoz , in Youtube frontpage in 2023

I started watching videos on odysee and the experience is great.

ox0r , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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No but it 's different this time!

WolfhoundRO , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Also the map of countries with black site projects

nothing ,

And very coincidentally and unrelated: gigantic military spending that unexpectedly can’t be fully accounted for. Strange!

Hyggyldy , in in minecraft

“politically”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in The human mind is a mystery
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Trippy

lord_ryvan , in It’s nice to be alone

I honestly find a South London accent the easiest to do

You just don’t move your lips and tongue, and boom yur spuk’n 'n u suth lundun ucc’nt

I just don’t understand how American YouTubers can keep up TELKING LAIK DET ALL DE TAIM ITS SOO EXEGGERATED

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