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rainynight65 , in Casual reminder

It didn’t just take “Hitler’s death” for Germans to be able to vote again. It wasn’t a case of “oh look, he’s dead, now we can go back to democracy”. It took over a decade of political terror and violence, a devastating world war, and one of the most organised campaigns of mass murder and genocide in history.

Churbleyimyam , in Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

Africa is Australia turned 45 degrees clockwise

TheReturnOfPEB ,

except on the southern hemisphere where it is counterclockwise because of the Coriolis force

Churbleyimyam ,

Not if the earth is flat!

therealjcdenton , in If you see this in 30 minutes it means it didn't flop

You should delete this one

jaybone , in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).

lol when they did, a pack didn’t cost $12.00

SupraMario ,

This looks like a cig vending machine that’s still in use today.

jaybone ,

Yeah, probably in a bar.

Corkyskog ,

There is one in a local VFW near me. It’s a straight $10 and it’s like $11 and some change in the store, so it brings in a crowd.

then_three_more , in Berry Barry Bury

Aldi?

They knew.

DelightfullyDivisive , in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).

I took a smoking flight once. It totally reeked. Even as a smoker it was unpleasant. I also smoked in my hospital room after an appendectomy, which in hindsight seems absolutely nuts.

I quit 12 years ago after trying dozens of times. I credit e-cigs with helping me finally wean off of tobacco.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Good for you for quitting, that’s hard.

I know an older nurse who used to have to follow a pediatrician around the children’s hospital with an ashtray trying to catch his ashes while he rounded on patients.

fitjazz , in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).

Airplanes even had ashtrays with little flip up lids in the armrests.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I remember!

mrspaz ,

I work in an office that was built in 1980. There are built-in ashtray slots in the restrooms. They’ve all been glued shut now, but it’s very obvious what they are.

There’s a main atrium in the building surrounded by the wings of space for cubicles. I can only imagine the smoke cloud that must have hung in the air back in the day!

toomanypancakes , in Thanks, Amy.
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

Exusia OP ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

“Its one of those days Amy, I don’t care”

BilboBargains , in Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

Goddamn

NeptuneOrbit , in Thanks, Amy.

It’s a tobacco pipe!

ZombiFrancis ,

Tobacco water pipe!

GregorGizeh ,

My shisha broke guys

sunzu , in Thanks, Amy.

CNN guy jerked off on camera on Teevee...

And kept his job haha

DragonTypeWyvern ,

“Nice dick, bro”

Rustmilian ,
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thisbenzingring ,

I think it was in a work group zoom meeting, not actually on the air.

sunzu ,

they just showed it after on teevee, apologies... you are prolly right lol

maynarkh ,

Researcher dude at my uni was grading thesis defenses during the pandemic Donald Duck style on Zoom, forgot the camera, stood up and flipped a dick into someone’s life defining stressful moment.

JoMiran , in Thanks, Amy.
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

The best thing to use is “Magic Tape” to cover your camera. It adds a frosted window effect while not disturbing your screen’s brightness adjustment feature.

zqwzzle ,

If your computer uses the camera for ambient light sensing instead of a separate sensor, they definitely fucked up building it.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I have not had one like that in a while but some cheap models did. Looking at you Toshiba Satellite.

henfredemars ,

Several smartphones do this too.

agressivelyPassive ,

The sensors are usually pretty close to the camera, so the chances of taping over it are relatively high.

Mac ,

tape over it and set your brightness by hand.

3ntranced ,

Brightness has another option other than maximum? Contrast and black point my lads.

Amir ,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

Unfortunately doesn’t work on LCDs, your black point also goes up

Mac ,

lol i even downloaded some FOSS program to dim my PC screens at night. My eyes have gotten light-sensitive as age…

histic ,

Yes but I would like my eyes to not be seared off at night

garbagebagel ,

Wait is that what those little holes do???

agressivelyPassive ,

Yes. Usually you have a brightness and sometimes also a proximity sensor. Proximity is usually used for phones so they can deactivate the screen if you hold the phone like an actual phone against your ear.

Landless2029 ,

There’s usually 3 or 4 holes.

Camera lens, light sensor and microphone.

I did helpdesk during the pandemic and the number of tickets for “poor microphone quality” was insane. Most people used tape or bandaids to cover the camera… And microphone

Buddahriffic ,

The real reason for shitty microphone quality is using the shitty microphone that comes with your laptop. Get a decent wireless headset with a mute button on it and you can move around your house during meetings while still sounding way better than you would be sitting in front of it using the laptop mic.

chuckleslord , in Thanks, Amy.

“Is my nebulizer”

flambonkscious ,

That’s a pretty good recovery, worth a try when you’re ‘on the ropes’

Socsa ,

Make sure to throw around the phrase “reasonable accomodation” a bit.

saltesc , in Temu has finally gone too far.

For anyone still wondering if anything on Temu is good—so many people in my life still are—its best explained as an online dollar store.

A dog bowl? Yes. A basic backpack? Sure. A jigsaw puzzle? Probably… Shoes? No. A Bluetooth anything? Hell no. An outdoor gas heater? Fuck no.

So, yeah. Basically whatever you’d go to a dollar store for because you think it’s something basic, like a door mat, but everywhere else you go they’re like $50 for some reason.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I honestly have no idea whether or not it’s good because the only time I ever clicked on one of their links, just to get more info, that their website gave me so many popups that I said fuck it and looked elsewhere.

captnanonymous , in Temu has finally gone too far.

Do you want Temu Pinhead to show up? *We have such deeply discounted sights to show you. *

dactylotheca ,
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Well, since it’s Temu Pinhead, he’ll have absolutely no sights to show us and will probably randomly just drop dead(er)

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