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XTornado ,

Good luck hitting it. I prefer fire, flamethrowers or similar.

chaorace ,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Just don’t stroke the barrel too hard if you don’t want to have an accident

newIdentity ,

STL?

thechadwick ,

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.

GiddyGap ,

'Murica

NotSpez ,

I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.

ProfessionalMcUseful ,

Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight

NotSpez ,

This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.

over_clox ,

Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔

Torvum ,

Depends on the poop engagement distance

over_clox ,

What, you don’t shoot the shit with your friends?..

Maultasche ,

Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.

NotSpez ,

This person pays their debts

isVeryLoud ,

Fr tho that’s a 3M broom holder, and they are unbelievably useful.

BennyInc ,

John Travolta on toilet; Pulp Fiction

Who would ever need this?

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times

over_clox ,

Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔

Inquiring minds must know…

habanhero ,

Good idea, when two rolls aren’t enough.

CetaceanNeeded ,

For when you just want to shoot the shit

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Need the extended mag cuz you ain’t hitting anything without a proper pooping grip.

AlmightySnoo ,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

it’s probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet

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