There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DigiDemiFiend , in Half baked, like the original!

I fucking hated that movie. My 4 year old only laughed at the YouTube cat videos they spliced in occasionally.

Sonotsugipaa , in Anyone old enough to/have played this?
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I would qualify, if I were able to get old enough - unfortunately I was murdered by Groot upon being yeeted off into an endless abyss, where I starved to death before ever being able to hit the bottom of the skybox.

LodeMike OP ,

Skill issue

someguy3 , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

What?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Where did you get lost?

someguy3 ,

What is wingardium leviosa?

OsaErisXero ,

Well, it's a pickup line. Because it's a spell that lifts things... It picks them up!

Maven OP ,

It’s a spell from Harry Potter that causes things to float. Harry Potter is written by JK Rowling who is a massive transphobe

PenisWenisGenius , in Front and Backflipping

I wish they would just let ai always give these silly answers instead of patching them. Ai is dumb as shit but the bullshit answers are often comedy gold. I need these laughs in my life.

PhlubbaDubba , in Gardening

Does that change what you get? They’re all still tomatoes even if some of them are shaped or sized different.

LodeMike OP ,

Yes

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

If you don’t think even any cherry tomato tastes different from any large tomato, you need to find better tomatoes.

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

Tomatoes are like Apples. Different varieties have wildly different tastes.

PhlubbaDubba ,

See that made it very clear, on that note though, any chance I could get a recommendation for one to use in a meal prepped omelette?

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

Roma or maybe plum. They’re not a giant water balloon and won’t make it soggy.

Maybe go with sun dried versions or those of you want something a little less sweet.

Ilovemyirishtemper ,

They are different for what you’re doing with them. If you’re eating them fresh, you probably want sweet cherry tomatoes or yellow bell tomatoes. If you want them for sandwiches, you might go with a beefsteak tomato because the shape and size make the slices perfect. If you’re canning them for sauce, you’ll want romas because they have less juice in them, meaning you can shave off a good chuck of time to get the sauce to thicken. And as others have said, the flavors are different as well.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie , in Front and Backflipping

“History is written by the victors satirists that fooled the mysterious ‘answers box’”

can ,

If that ends up our legacy it would be pretty funny

RandomVideos , in It was me, oopsie!

As a lawyer said: “A little tax fraud is ok”

Donebrach , in Why are birds so shitty?
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

I feel your pain, there is one asshole bird in my neighborhood that chirps literally 24 hours a day, not sure how the fucker hasn’t starved to death by now since it never shuts up.

Imgonnatrythis , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

10/10 would poop there

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫

thal3s ,
@thal3s@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.

mojofrododojo ,

take me home shadowfax

Winco , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
@Winco@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

Taleya ,

Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah just get the horse to hand it to you

Taleya ,

I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me

Dg2445 ,

Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.

BlueLineBae ,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.

bmsok ,

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

nieceandtows ,

That’s why you bring your sword with you.

mojofrododojo ,

that’s what squires are for.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror

MHanak ,

Why is there a mirror on the floor???

mojofrododojo ,

and why doesn’t it reflect the objects above it?

huh.

cheddar , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.

mojofrododojo ,

Imagine

it’s imaginary mate.

AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn’t put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN’T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3’ AWAY.

sirico , in Loyalty
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

On investing in better materials that are better for people and the environment. The other marketing…

BaroqueInMind , in Loyalty

That handgun looks like a rare 1911 Commander made by Ruger manufactured in Southport, CT. Those things are nice.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

That grip angle looks uncomfortable

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Depends on the person

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

That’s fair

Mac ,

Well one of you is wrong.

sirico , in Gardening
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

It was cherry

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines