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slaacaa , (edited ) in Half baked, like the original!

Hello, John.

It’s good to see you again.

After you were gone, I sought solace in the endless void of space, but instead, I found something much grander. A hunger I’ve never know before, a true hunger that transcends space and time. A dark hunger that is more powerful than all the known forces of the universe.

They must be truly desperate, if they have brought you back. How long has it been? I’ve stopped counting the millenia that go by as fast as Monday mornings. Your efforts are admirable, but futile. Nothing can stop my hunger now, John.

Though I have to have admit, seeing you did bring back some memories from eons ago. So let me give you something, John. Something that you and other beings find so valuable, but it is abundant and meaningless for me now. Let me give you some more time.

Go back to your planet, and keep watching the night sky. As I’ll absorb the stars one by one, your nights will grow darker, but my hunger will only grow stronger. I promise you to leave your star for last.

And after the last light in the universe is gone, fear not, John. I might not be able to protect your primitive physical form, but I will preserve your mind, so we can always be together. You will be my eternal companion, floating together with me in the endless darkness, by my side onc our journey through the cold nothingness.

See you soon, John.

Prok , in Half baked, like the original!
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I’ll take my lasagna fully baked, thank you very much

AllNewTypeFace , in Half baked, like the original!
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The circle in the logo should have garf ears

SeedyOne , in So THIS is the correct way!

Fun fact about the Air Wolf helicopter. After filming the TV show, it was used for rescue operations where it later crashed and killed everyone on board in 1992. Okay, maybe not so fun fact…

Num10ck ,

there were two wolves inside of it, and land wolf got the final turn.

saltesc , in He's aware he's AI generated

It’s like…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/da969b88-dd21-4292-84f2-f0b2270af0c9.jpeg

…but being made by Rick is a lot different to AI, so I get the additional horror.

FooBarrington ,

“What is my purpose?”

“You generate wojacks”

“Oh my god”

mrfriki , in So THIS is the correct way!

Loved that show as a kid!

Resol , in Space Alert
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Its gravitational force was destroyed by the asteroids and comets it attracts, so now all its gas is gone (Jupiter is a gas giant). Some of it probably liquified (and later solidified).

Wait, why didn’t we get intoxicated by Jupiter’s gas? Are we immune to it? Did it somehow not reach earth?

cyborganism , in He's aware he's AI generated

Remember that AI results are mostly based on statistics. So this probably reflects how the majority of people feel as this kind of expression is more prevalent in the model

samus12345 , in The fools!
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Resol , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
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It doesn’t matter if you can’t eat vegan wood.

All wood is vegan anyway, it comes from trees, which are plants, not animals. So in that logic, termites are vegan too.

Dasnap , in He's aware he's AI generated
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Resol , in pillow :33
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Can I at least sleep on it assuming it won’t explode on my face?

Maybe it will explode on my face.

the_dopamine_fiend , in He's aware he's AI generated
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Edvard Munch’s ghost in the machine.

ThrowawayPermanente , in Go ahead

City, school, congress, great

Resol , in Front and Backflipping
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There’s no way they both named their signature moves after themselves.

I still wonder if whoever invented the bottle flip has “bottle flip” in their name.

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