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Thcdenton , in I should be banned from using microwaves
Raiderkev ,

Reminds me of all those idiots that microwaved their iPhones in like 2010

dev_null ,

Is there any documented case of someone actually doing that, not as a stunt / meme?

EmoDuck ,

I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.

Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you

TheWordBotcher ,

Tetsuo, is that you?

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Keep honking!
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IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING???

mogoh , in False Dichotomy Rule
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

Thanks!

Also - wow, the AI resizing is painfully shoddy. They really do just run it through Topaz and don’t even check the settings, do they? And I guess some (corporate?) YT accounts can swap out videos and not lose their view count, upload date and URL.

themeatbridge , (edited ) in Nuclear launch detected...

I love the juxtaposition of these:

During the Pascal-B nuclear test of August 1957, a 900-kilogram (2,000 lb) iron lid was welded over the borehole to contain the nuclear blast, despite Brownlee predicting that it would not work.

A high-speed camera, which took one frame per millisecond, was focused on the borehole because studying the velocity of the plate was deemed scientifically interesting.

This idea is so incredibly stupid that science needs to study precisely how much it won’t work.

Like, I wonder if the person who insisted on welding the lid in place had to go to a debriefing meeting where Brownlee showed the frame-by-frame of the lid. “So here we see the lid, and- Oh, it’s gone! Look at that. Gary, did you see it? The lid you put on there to cOnTaIn ThE bLaSt, you can see it for one thousandth of a second, and then it’s gone. It’s either in outerspace or it has been vaporized, and we’re never going to know because it happened so fast. So fast, Gary. A for effort, though. It was definitely worth bringing in the crane and a whole welding crew. Time and money well spent, because we now have a better understanding of the magnitude of how stupid you are, Gary. Here’s a print of that one millisecond for you to hang in your office. Get fucked, Gary.”

IDew ,

When Pascal-B was detonated, the blast went straight up the test shaft, launching the cap into the atmosphere at a speed of more than 66 km/s (41 mi/s; 240,000 km/h; 150,000 mph).

Woaw. Just wow.

Very interesting article, thanks for quoting it lol

EddoWagt ,

For reference, earths escape velocity at the surface is about 11 km/s. I’m not sure how quickly the cap would slow down, but if it hadn’t been vaporised it surely would be orbiting the sun right now.

Also, the escape velocity from the Sun at Earths distance would be 16.6 km/s on top of earths speed, so depending on the direction it could’ve escaped the suns orbit as well.

But it was most likely vaporised

anyhow2503 ,

I remember reading somewhere that it would be the farthest manmade object from earth, far outpacing the Voyager spacecrafts, assuming it didn’t vaporize.

fulcrummed ,

Voyager 3: “It’s a funny story actually…”

PunnyName ,

record scratch
“You’re probably wondering how I got here…”

Darthjaffacake ,

They do something fun with this in the three body problem. It’s amazing and makes a ton of sense but in the real world the application will probably be a lot cleaner.

PunnyName ,

This is A+ solid gold writing for a perfect “fuck you” to Gary.

ChronosTriggerWarning , in False Dichotomy Rule

That second panel is an image you can hear.

ShinkanTrain , in Keep honking!

Honkfaidh ár lá

FiniteBanjo , in The fools!

I tried to find a gif of those old high quality dancing elmo toys but I can only find gifs of people setting them on fire and blowing them up.

sp3tr4l , in Front and Backflipping

Pff, everyone knows that Sebastian Somersaült paved the way for all that came after him, back in 1062.

nexguy ,
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Marcus Saint Handstaand turned the world in its head in 1060 and nobody every talks about him it’s always Sebastian this Sebastian that…

thermal_shock ,

Marcus Gainer?

samus12345 , (edited ) in shitpost
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“lived in 2 centuries and millenniums” isn’t much of a flex, since anyone born in 2000 and earlier has as well.

EDIT: I’ve seen this edited a few times, but never the original. What did it say that the end? looks it up

“We’re just that cool.” I liked “We’re just racist” better.

ADTJ ,

90s kids will eventually be the last to claim it for a long time

samus12345 ,
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2000s kids will be, because if they were born in 2000 they were kids in the 00s.

_stranger_ ,

Dec 31, 1999 11:59:59 was the last possible second you could be born on to be born in the previous millennium.

samus12345 ,
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No. 2000 was also the 20th century/second millennium. As the number implies, year 1 through 1999 encompasses 1,999 years, not 2,000.

Nounka ,

O god that debate again…

Imo at least 975 years to early.

samus12345 ,
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Not a debate, a fact. A millennium is 1,000 years. 1,000 years was completed at the end of the year 1000. The second 1,000 years was completed at the end of the year 2000.

Liz ,

Or we could just say “fuck that noise” and just say the first millennium was a little bit short.

samus12345 ,
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_stranger_ ,
CodexArcanum , in The fools!
EtherWhack ,
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Fisch , in Get sticked
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This meme doesn’t make sense when the “mixtape” at the bottom is missing 😭

DannyBoy ,

It makes it sound like the stick operator has no idea what they’re doing.

shalafi , in Loyalty

Is that an original tanker’s 1911?!

Carmakazi ,

It’s some Star model pistol, looks like a 1911 but not quite, and in 9mm.

themeatbridge ,

Are you able to read the stamp, or is there some other way you can tell?

Carmakazi ,

There’s some subtle differences in the frame shape and other things that I’m too dumb to articulate. The only marks I can see are import marks from “CAI” - Century International Arms, which would be strange to see on a USGI 1911.

I think this model is a Star BM, and surplus retailers were hocking these things for ~$250-300, about 6/7 years ago. I almost got one but decided against it.

shalafi , (edited )

Thanks! Except for the safety, it really looks like a WWII or earlier tanker’s sidearm. The shorter barrel, duck tail, hammer, wear and tear, grips, all that.

gunsinternational.com/…/1943-colt-m1911a1--45-acp…

Just noticed, no grip safety, thought the backstrap looked odd.

EDIT: You’re exactly right.

guns.com/…/star-surplus-bm-pistol,-made-in-spain,…

RustyNova , in Front and Backflipping

Once humanity finally realises how bad AI is, can we make meme pages shelters for those poor orphan models?

sentient_loom ,
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We already know. It’s the most obvious thing in the world. Our overlords just don’t care.

match ,
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also, it should’ve been obvious before, right? AI has been around since the 1950s

lugal , in heh

haha

NutWrench , in Front and Backflipping
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THIS is what “AI” will really be used for. Making bullshit*t.

NOPper ,

It IS stealing our jobs!

match ,
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LLMs are great at their task if you consider they were designed for bullshitting

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