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PlantDadManGuy , in Rate my setup

PC tower on the floor. 0/10

JohnDClay ,

Why take up desk space? Could you raise it a few inches to minimize dust and have a bunch more space?

Revan343 ,

Could you raise it a few inches to minimize dust

Exactly, if you’re not putting it on the desk, at least throw some dunnage under it

clark , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That’s not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn’t think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He’s not sad that it wasn’t a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e6ff84d1-ef08-42c9-bb07-8dce84a1d7d9.jpeg

PenisWenisGenius , in Reject reality

“I want something U-Proooof”

I kept singing that as “I want something youtube” until people got sick and tired enough of it to stop me. The original lyrics make no sense.

AVincentInSpace , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Is Amphibia mainstream enough yet? If so do Anne Boonchuy

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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corey0k , in Reject reality

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and “straits” your used to

Which makes so much more sense. Why would you say “lakes”. You already said river, which is a moving body of water. Why are we changing it from a moving body of water to a non-moving one? Isn’t it supposed to be a metaphor for not being able to chase a water fall because it’s impossible. But you can follow a strait or river, which is just another progression of life. Lakes have no progress. And yes I consider a passage way for water progression.

Rubanski ,

Chasing lakes is like super easy mode mb?

nifty , in Rate my setup
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Bird is cool, setup is fine, carpet needs serious steam cleaning

dan ,
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Is that carpet?? I thought it was concrete

Empricorn ,

Carpet has cracks and pitting?

nifty ,
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That’s what it looked like to me, admittedly I didn’t look too hard or carefully when I first glanced at it

h3mlocke , in You can see the motion too

“Anatomical horse legs”

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Reject reality

I’m working late
Cuz I’m a sinner

FlyingSquid , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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I love this thread, my insane Russian friend!

My prompt: The God of Lemmy

(I need to know who to sacrifice to.)

rob_t_firefly ,
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I thought you were the God of Lemmy.

FlyingSquid ,
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I am merely her prophet.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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That’s a tough cookie.

Without an unnecessary dive into the history of studying living bodies’ interconnectiveness and telepathic conversations that could take us into some dark places, I want to tell you about a little pet shop right around the corner. Organized like a small and comfy co-op, they are giving off pet mice to everyone interested. They do so for free, but before they give it to you, they make you know the rules, and they are as follows:

  1. Everyone can adopt their own Lemmy and pet someone’s else.
  2. Someone, even a stranger, can feed them and make them thrive, and that’s the only right way to control them.
  3. No one can stop them from eventually congregating, staying on their two feet and sharing thought in someone’s backyard.

(The untold forth rule is killing one exact mouse on sight, but that’s probably obvious.)

The sacrifice though is time. Just like their meowing arch enemies, they want your attention and care on their own terms, terms sometimes defined by other mice in their hivemind. That may be confusing at first, but this pet demigod would show you the way how to nail it.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/011be823-fd68-451b-8426-5c78ac241c00.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
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As someone who used to have two pet mice (Eloise and Agatha), this is acceptable to me.

son_named_bort , in Never give up

No they don’t

VaalaVasaVarde ,

Well actually they do.

According to this trusted source.

PenisWenisGenius ,

Nuh-uh

son_named_bort ,

Your facts are meaningless to me, a guy with an opinion.

VaalaVasaVarde ,

Now I get angry and make hurtful accusations about you.

Excrubulent ,
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I’m not reading that.

TokenBoomer ,

👋 Me. I clicked it.

ZILtoid1991 ,

I’m in 10 levels of clicking it, when will I finally be able to read the details of it?

VaalaVasaVarde ,

It’s trusted sources all the way down.

pancakes ,
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That sounds like the words of someone who quits right before they change the other person’s mind

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Hey, i think that lady by the license plate stand was talking to you…

Maven , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A clown who is just doing this to pass the time

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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aviationeast , in pov

I showed you my bread stick please respond

altima_neo , in pov
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Hon hon hon

EatATaco , in Never give up

I know this is just a joke, but I’m reading a book on quitting right now and one of the points she is driving home is that if you quit at the right time, it tends to feel too early to quit.

explodicle ,

That sounds interesting, what’s the book?

EatATaco ,

Quit: The Power of Knowing When to Walk Away

Definitely an interesting read ( or listen as I’ve done).

yum ,

How to differentiate it from actually quitting too early?

EatATaco ,

It feels too early. The idea is that you have to recognize your own cognitive and social biases that make us want to persist and objectively determine whether it makes sense to go on.

RagingRobot , in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks

When you buy the screws they usually come with a drill bit that fits them

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