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Yokozuna , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Taco

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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SkunkWorkz , in Reject reality

In that one Macklemore song. For a long while I thought he was singing “So we put our hands up like the silly can holders” instead of “like the ceiling can’t hold us”

BlastboomStrice ,
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Lol, my version was “So we put our hands up like the silly can’t hold us”

RandomVideos , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A english to english translator

Wearing a hat

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Janus the Two-Faced tries to find a bridge between British and American English.

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dch82 , in Reject reality

Help me bowl of rice Polarize

cheddar , in Rate my setup
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6/10

I would give more because of the bird, but you asked to ignore it…

Oha , (edited ) in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Draw a comically large spoon.

FlyingSquid ,
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Nothing at 200x200 px can be comically large.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Oha ,

amazing…

ByteOnBikes , in Reject reality
BeMoreCareful ,

That’s wildly disturbing.

Like way more than it makes sense for it to be.

PlantDadManGuy , in Rate my setup

PC tower on the floor. 0/10

JohnDClay ,

Why take up desk space? Could you raise it a few inches to minimize dust and have a bunch more space?

Revan343 ,

Could you raise it a few inches to minimize dust

Exactly, if you’re not putting it on the desk, at least throw some dunnage under it

clark , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian
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Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That’s not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn’t think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He’s not sad that it wasn’t a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.

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PenisWenisGenius , in Reject reality

“I want something U-Proooof”

I kept singing that as “I want something youtube” until people got sick and tired enough of it to stop me. The original lyrics make no sense.

AVincentInSpace , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Is Amphibia mainstream enough yet? If so do Anne Boonchuy

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corey0k , in Reject reality

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and “straits” your used to

Which makes so much more sense. Why would you say “lakes”. You already said river, which is a moving body of water. Why are we changing it from a moving body of water to a non-moving one? Isn’t it supposed to be a metaphor for not being able to chase a water fall because it’s impossible. But you can follow a strait or river, which is just another progression of life. Lakes have no progress. And yes I consider a passage way for water progression.

Rubanski ,

Chasing lakes is like super easy mode mb?

nifty , in Rate my setup
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Bird is cool, setup is fine, carpet needs serious steam cleaning

dan ,
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Is that carpet?? I thought it was concrete

Empricorn ,

Carpet has cracks and pitting?

nifty ,
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That’s what it looked like to me, admittedly I didn’t look too hard or carefully when I first glanced at it

h3mlocke , in You can see the motion too

“Anatomical horse legs”

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Reject reality

I’m working late
Cuz I’m a sinner

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