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Whirling_Cloudburst , in When shitposting becomes constiposting

I’m here to help.

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MTK ,

Weird looking hydration bladder but I’d drink from it.

davidagain ,

I suspect I’ll regret asking, but what is this?

Ilovethebomb ,

Literal douche bag.

Slovene ,

Dude! Wtf?! They just asked a question. Jesus Christ, why so mean?

roboto ,

Some people can’t help it they have to jump at you for asking a question

Ilovethebomb ,

I’m not sure if you two are serious or not, and that just makes this even better.

Slovene ,

Surely we can’t be serious?

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s honestly hard to tell sometimes

roguetrick OP , (edited )

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Whirling_Cloudburst ,

The enema/douche bag at your service.

finickydesert , in Benjamin: hold my fucking beer
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

The Canadian toads I see

Qutorial , in Hideo 1

Found Mads Mikkelsen via Hannibal! What an amazing sleeper hit :D

Rolando ,

Yeah, the first two seasons in particular were great.

MehBlah , in Cords

I’ve used a suicide cord before in some rare instances. When I was finished I immediately took it apart.

Entropywins ,

You didn’t do it right…

scottywh ,

I used to use one to get power into my popup camper…

Duamerthrax ,

Where was the power originally suppose to come in? They make power “Inlets” for that sort of thing. This one is designed with an Interconnect Switch for hooking into a system with Mains, but a camper with outlets should just have a inlet somewhere.

scottywh ,

Fuck if I know… I bought the thing used from a buddy like 12 years ago and that was the cord he’d always used … Plugs into a regular outlet on the outside of the camper and then the outlets inside have power.

/me shrugs

lightnsfw , in Weekends

Me when I’m tired after work and finally give up trying to do something useful to take a nap instead and then my brain is like"well now I’m not doing it".

fitjazz , in Facial Recognition

For some reason my wife’s Google photo face recognition thinks our grey cats are my sister in law.

Zachariah , in I'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Come on, it’s a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn’t you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that.

Let me start of with a basket of chips.
Then move on to the pollo assado taco.
I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga.
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream.
I would like tomatoes and onions on my casadia.
For the dessert I would like the ??. I would like extra cinnamon.
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos.
I like to dip the Tositos in the guacamole.
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips.
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas.

Ok, that’ll be $16.07.
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07’s your change.

Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips,
a beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream.
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
with a casadia of tomato, onion, and vegetables.
I should like a burrito with beef, beans, and
I would like a carne assado taco.
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco. Not on the side.
Yes, can I have a carne assado taco?
Not a pollo assado, we don’t have chicken.
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole.
Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork.
And some more cheese, please.

Ok, that’ll be $22…
Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea.
Ok, that’ll be $20.07.
Out of $22? Ok, $1.52’s your change.
Thanks a lot. Your food will be up. Here, let me get your drinks.

Hi, can I help you? Yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi…
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo assado?
That’s the chicken.
Ok, what is the carne assado?
That’s the beef.
Ok, let me get two carne assado tacos…

LordBelphegor , in Weekends

dude wtf, its happening to me now.

rob_t_firefly , in Words truly matter
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If rice has feelings, consider the unimaginable horror you’re inflicting when you eat a bowl of it for lunch.

Swedneck ,
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i would fucking hope it’s dead by then, just like how i don’t worry about the feelings of a cooked porkchop

the horrifying part is when the rice is harvested and processed, dear lord

derpgon ,

Imagine the screams, just like grass.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

“You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the rice.”

AWittyUsername ,

What would vegansneven eat

finickydesert , in I'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

So a number 8 medium?

LaunchesKayaks , in Share your favourite memes
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perviouslyiner , in Somewhere, in the contiguous US, a woman in her mid 30s loses her fucking mind

Shapez2 just released?

DragonOracleIX ,

Indeed. All the shapez can fit inside of the square (trash) hole.

dudinax , in Quantum physics

You Jelly, spontaneous positron emission?

lazycouchpotato , in Share your favourite memes
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Fizz , in When shitposting becomes constiposting
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Free Track Shovel! We all do a lil trolling

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

In Internet culture, shitposting or trashposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is of “aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality”.

Imagine not being allowed to do any trolling in a shitposting community.

Tap for subtletyThere are obviously types of trolling that intentionally disrupt the entire community, but this was nowhere near that.

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