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Linsensuppe ,

I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.

papalonian , in Rate my setup

Bro has a mini fridge no keyboard

StrutTower ,
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I think that’s a subwoofer on the floor not a computer tower.

Xylight , in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks
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The “wtf is this?” is settings, obviously.

fushuan , in Sleep soundly

That’s a toilet.

stevestevesteve ,

First thought, someone’s gonna nut into that

Cobrachicken , in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks

I have to admit that each time I saw a torx security screw on a case I had to open (looking at you, Compaq) this made me so angry that I used to punch the middle pin away with a flathead screwdriver, and replace the screw with a regular one later. This was in those past times I did not have a fuckton of assorted torx bits in a gigantic case…

NaoPb ,

Didn’t Compaq use to have those torx with a slit in them where you could put a flathead screwdriver in the slit part?

renzev OP ,

I know HP uses those on some computers. Pretty neat design, if you ask me!

NaoPb ,

Yes I’ve always referred to them as Compaq screws but mainly because I personally saw them on Compaq first. I think HP bought Compaq at some point and that might explain why they are used on both brands. Don’t know which brand started using them first.

I would have rather had they just used Phillips screws but as far as weird screwheads go these aren’t too bad.

At least the good thing about them is the threads are standard and they can be replaced with a Phillipshead case screw just as well.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

I’m with you. I’ve replaced all the torx screws on my Dell with Philips head screws because fuck you Dell. (all the screws inside were already Philips)

Kolanaki , in Rate my setup
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Let Me Solo Her figure next to Fleshlight? Hmm 🤔

Thcdenton ,
Empricorn ,

Oh, he’s soloing all right…

ByteOnBikes , in Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.

If you want a wtf combination of board games, I recommend Tetris Jenga.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/33c4df83-35f9-4c55-86fb-8c921b9ffbd5.jpeg

FlyingSquid OP ,
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At least that kind of makes some sense. It looks needlessly difficult, but you can at least see how someone who isn’t certifiably insane would mash those two games up.

Glemek ,

That looks kinda cool, although it does irk me that the pieces seem to not all be tetracubes.

Thann , in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks
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One of these is a settings icon

myusernameis , in Nihilist would give him one star

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

stebo02 , in I'm down and need picked up!
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well clearly the shirt worked

loweffortname , in Reject reality
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lgmjon64 , in Reject reality

Revved up like a douche…

nickwitha_k ,

In the middle of the night!

jballs ,
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I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.

Katana314 ,

I’d like to say this to singers…

No, maybe you wrote this in your lyrics sheet and planned to say it. But…what you actually said in the song was…

kazren ,

I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.

I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.

Jessica ,

Funny, I always sang, “Wrapped up like a douche”

tacotroubles ,

Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night

loweffortname ,
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So Bruce Springsteen wrote the original version of “Blinded By the Light”. But Manfred Mann’s version was the one that was a huge hit. And Mann’s version does say “wrapped up like a douche” (versus Springsteen saying “revved up like a duce”).

I saw an interview with Springsteen where he speculated that was the biggest writing mistake he’d made. If only he’d said “wrapped up like a douche”, maybe his version would have sold better.

OrderedChaos , in Rate my setup

Supposedly the top edge of your monitor should be just above your forehead so you don’t hurt your neck looking upward/downward.

Vespair , in Reject reality

🎵 Hold me close now, Tony Danza 🎵

loweffortname ,
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Count the Emmys on your wall!

Lay me down and tell me who’s the boss!

I’m sure that Angela will never know!

echindod , in Reject reality

Lonely Starbucks lovers for the win.

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