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TwoBeeSan , in This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.

Punctuate any sentence she says with “heh, women”

aeronmelon , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

How many people are actually going to get this?

robocall OP ,
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but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.

ahto ,

Yep, I learned something new today.

loutr ,
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Evil_Shrubbery ,

Surprisingly based chap.

Randelung ,

Oh he has YT channel now 😂

Track_Shovel ,
Confused_Emus ,

Those song titles collectively sing “I’m still a stalker.”

hOrni ,

Wow. The guy could have killed Reagan.The world would probably be a much better place if he succeeded.

Lemminary ,
CallMeButtLove ,

She looks like she’s 15 in this gif…

frickineh ,

She was 16 or 17, so you’re not far off.

nexguy ,
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No she was 12 when cast and 13 when the film was released. (edit: unless the gif is from 4 years later)

frickineh ,

This interview is from 1979.

bamboo ,

She was 12 years old when she was in Taxi Driver, her breakout role.

shadearg ,
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There’s a lot more implication to her reaction when you hear the question she was asked.

DarkCloud ,

It’s become a meme called “lesbian silence” or “gay silence” or something, it’s supposed to represent a moment when a gay person can’t or doesn’t want to openly talk about their sexuality, so they just kinda - stay quiet like she does.

VaalaVasaVarde ,

Did not know that was Jodie Foster, seen it a lot on Imgur.

RestrictedAccount ,

There are dozens of un old farts here.

captainlezbian ,

I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian

trustnoone ,

I learnt about it on an episode of American Dad LOL

Trainguyrom ,

It was the Well There’s Your Problem podcast on an episode talking about PSR or something like that for me

FlyingSquid ,
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Get it? I remember it! I was only 4 or 5 years old, but my parents had the Newshour on every night and listened to NPR too.

hOrni ,

I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?

Kayday ,

The person who shot Ronald Reagan, their motive was wanting to impress Jodi Foster.

VaalaVasaVarde ,

So that’s what Code Monkeys were referencing!

codemonkeys.fandom.com/wiki/My_Pal_Jodie

youtube.com/watch?v=DoUlB1hH4vs

Snowclone ,

There’s this song by Wall of Voodoo called ‘‘Far Side of Crazy’’, go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.

spoilerpretty cool song right?

spoilerAnyway, It’s about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it’s not clear if he understood Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.

Snowclone ,

Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there’s video of Regan doing his ‘missed me’ joke at rallies making it’s rounds ever few months, I’d say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.

WhyFlip ,

Definitely not me.

robocall , in This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.
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maybe you should schedule a session with a divorce lawyer

spicytuna62 , in And they don't fold well either
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This fails to mention how he made it so that the side you’re laying on is never the cool side.

1984 , in “It’s sick”
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Golf clap for the man putting two words together in the right order.

These are the guys competing for US presidency? The real leaders of the country are laughing their ass off right now.

FlyingSquid , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
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I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e27e5c81-b7aa-42c5-a01e-aeb98840d685.png

(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)

Track_Shovel ,
menemen ,
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What show is that?

FlyingSquid ,
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Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!

en.wikipedia.org/…/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000

Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.

menemen ,
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thx

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

My favorite episode was when they watched Zardoz, although I’m not 100% sure they ever did watch it - I may have just watched it by myself and imagined them saying stuff about it. Honestly, Sean Connery in a codpiece writes itself.

FlyingSquid ,
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They never watched it.

jupiter_jazz ,

Which episode is it?

Lemjukes ,
FlyingSquid ,
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Cave Dwellers.

PrimeMinisterKeyes , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(

ShinkanTrain , (edited ) in And they don't fold well either

Me with three pillows just for my neck anyway:

Etterra , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
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Oh this has layers

Etterra ,

Shrek?

WhyFlip , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.

irreticent ,
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/woooosh

BonesOfTheMoon , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. nymag.com/…/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-ho…

RobotZap10000 , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!

irreticent ,
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“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”

Toes , in How do I cite a lemmy comment in MLA format for use in an academic paper?

[email protected]. “Basically everything that gets posted on here is true. No one would post false information on lemmy. Which reminds me of the time I was petting a dog on the moon.” lemmynsfw.com, 2024-07-14, ani.social/post/4722953.

MLA In-Text Citation: (PenisWenisGenius)

Due to the volatile nature of the internet a offline copy may be required with your sources.

Edit: I forget if MLA cares exactly which date format you use. (or if it needs the time in zulu)

problematicPanther , in “It’s sick”
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Siiiiiiiick

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