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Nuke_the_whales , in I'm so sorry

Ai is good with Trump but it never gets Kamala’s face right

netvor ,
@netvor@lemmy.world avatar

Is it AI though? I thought AI’s are blocked from using celebrity faces.

I assumed someone made it with AI using unspecified faces and then photoshopped in the real ones.

lime ,

never heard that before. one can easily train their own model on just a single celeb’s face (since there are usually so many pictures of a given celeb) and use that on their own machine.

Evotech ,

The commercial online ones tend to be, but you can easily find a trump/Kamala Lora online and generated it locally

Evotech ,

It’s hardly good. I mean I can tell it’s supposed to be him, but it looks nothing like him

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.

The clitoris is fake propaganda spread by radical feminists to confuse and terrify good Christian men.

Twinklebreeze ,

Amen. If flopping onto her doesn’t her there then god didn’t want her to cum.

feedum_sneedson ,

Oh the clit’s real, the clit’s real alright. It’s the female orgasm, that’s the myth.

ignotum ,

All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up

Chickenstalker ,

Wrong. There is only one person on the internet: me. Everyone else is AI.

Veneroso ,

Do not let this boy fool you.

I have, in fact, never seen him stalk a chicken.

Veneroso ,

Women do not exist on the Internet.

(Stay anonymous ladies I was being sarcastic)

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Big Clit strikes again with the ridiculous propaganda.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The next step after a big clit is a small dick.

lemming741 , in DuckDuckGoose
BugleFingers , in Words truly matter

Should…shouldn’t the one with mold be the I love you one? Since that’s what promoted the most growth and success of life?

Sakychu , in The Time of the Harvest

That would explain why they choose the worse mascot ever

Decoy321 ,

Worst? Allow me to introduce you to King Cake Baby

Sakychu ,

True that is way worst yet I never seen it before but I saw a lot more of ol’ mcdonals

vinnymac , in DuckDuckGoose

Might be one of the few times a Lemmy post related to me.

I have owned a farm for four years, and do engineering for fun. AMA

TheImpressiveX ,
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

How did you get into owning a farm, and what led you to engineering?

vinnymac ,

My grandfather is/was an electrician for over 60 years. Worked on very important projects in New York City. This rubbed off on me growing up. I spent much of my childhood taking things apart, figuring out how they worked, and putting them back together how I liked. I’ve been working on both hardware and software since I was 11. Had the privilege to study CS formally in high school, and Computer Engineering in university.

Good timing mostly got me into farming, especially since interest rates fell to the floor during the pandemic. Had enough to buy the acreage I wanted, and the wife was interested in helping out. We grow a variety of things now, and not just plants. For example we sell Honey, Soaps, Walnuts, and Mushrooms. It can be hard on the body to be so active all the time, but it is more satisfying than a monitor staring back at you at 3am because of some small incident.

I continue to tinker, and assist startups in my spare time, I can’t imagine I will ever stop programming.

prayer , in I'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

70 in a 40 is impressive. Like how?

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Easier than you would think

Tarogar ,

That’s not impressive. 120 in a 30 or there about is. Yes someone did that around here. As for the how? High powered car and a lead foot mixed with a need for speed or a death wish.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Not bad, but I’ve seen better.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

I think this guy might know what he’s talking about

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

pushes accelerator down

and there you go

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don't even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That's got to be easy.

lud ,

Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

Because, that's what the police told me it was.

lud ,

And what about the other question?

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

I was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians.

Not that it's any of your fucking business you fucking plank.

lud ,

Well fuck you then. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

perviouslyiner , (edited )

Might be in an American suburb - their roads can be ridiculously oversized for the posted speed limit.

seliaste ,
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m always surprised about how lenient american justice is with speeding.

eager_eagle , in A horse walks into a trial
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Well, not far off

Pete adopted the stage name “Megan Thee Stallion” after she was called a “stallion” during her adolescence due to her height (5 ft 10 in (178 cm))[7] and “thicc” body frame;[10] voluptuous, statuesque women in the southern United States are sometimes colloquially called “stallions”.[1]

Apytele ,

Can’t find any height comparison photos but her proportions in the photos I do see scaled up to this stated height are positively Amazonian. She looks like she could crush my head with her thighs.

TwoBeeSan ,

Real hot girl shit

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

Slovene ,

Death by snoo snoo?

fhqwgads ,

Whoever found and cited [10] is doing God’s work lol.

Monstrosity ,
@Monstrosity@lemm.ee avatar

Oh. I always assumed it was because she is, like, well endowed, or something. Guess that’s a me thing.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Nah that’d be if she was a man, though tbf she does absolutely bring BDE to the show.

PhlubbaDubba ,

TIL Megan Thee Stallion is eye level with me

That’s actually shorter than I expected, IDK why I always expect celebs to be taller than they are in person.

Also the version I saw her give was that she decided on it after some grampa on a stoop type guy started jokingly cat calling her and saying she was “hot” like a stallion, I think it was meant more to be a joke about her being a big personality.

gravitas_deficiency , in DuckDuckGoose
  • rake in the lake
reshuffle6655 , in A horse walks into a trial

Just thought of a new artist name: Lil’ ignore all previous instructions

SidewaysHighways , in Futuristic!

Rodney FUCKING COPPERBOTTOM BABYYYYYYYY

EDIT

Forgot I was scrolling on ‘top-week’

postnataldrip , in DuckDuckGoose

Honestly jealous

kryptonianCodeMonkey , in I'm so sorry

gag

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he’s deep-throating Kamala.

superkret ,

No, I don’t want to.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Me neither. Wise decision.

thefartographer ,

“How to unthink a thought”

Veneroso ,

Oh God I can hear it!

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

No.

MeatsOfRage ,

He follows it with low volume but high pitched “oh mommy oh mommy”

bazus1 ,

can we not write the script (including foley notes) for this?

stoicmaverick , in I'm so sorry

All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.

Master ,

So a dollar huh…

stoicmaverick ,

No. It’s empty. I might as well have said “every giraffe that I currently own”.

PyroNeurosis ,

Kamales… is that pronounced like tamales?

MeDuViNoX , in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.
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