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exanime , in Goodbye, old friend.

Longer than a lot of my relationships…

TotallyNotSpez , in Goodbye, old friend.

So long and thanks for all the dust.

Lost_My_Mind , in Goodbye, old friend.

No no no. Unacceptable. I say we send a manned mission up to Mars, and reunite the rover with the pet rock.

This is the most important thing of this or any other generation. This will be the Zoomers moon landing moment. Disney will somehow own the copyright to this moment in 200 years, and make a largely ficticious, but partially inspired animated film based on this mission.

This is the first I’m hearing of this.

partial_accumen ,
ummthatguy , in Speed
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The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Haha, I almost titled the post this! I wasn’t sure if enough people would get the reference.

JoShmoe ,

You were that close to becoming the Simpson Maneuver.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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aggelalex , in Goodbye, old friend.

Reached its destination.

stoicmaverick , in Caw caw motherfucker

Somebody explain these quotation marks immediately or I’m going to lose my shit.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Whoever made the meme must have been from the southern hemisphere

Slovene ,

Slovenija is in the northern hemisphere and we write quotes like that.

lennivelkant ,

Germany uses lower quotation marks too

BreadOven ,

That was a sensible chuckle from me after reading this. I don’t think others got the joke.

PoolloverNathan ,

🇩🇪

dumbass ,
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,No’’

Only_Slightly_Bent , in Dumpsters

“Thanks for the F-shack. Signed Dirty Mike and the boys”

salvaria , in Eric Andre and the millennial experience
Snapz , in A legend has left us

Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it’s definitely real. Shit…

Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).

ThrowawaySobriquet , in Virginia is shrinking!

I went to a panel presentation on the early colonies around the Revolution once. When they took questions, I asked if there was any special logistical problems Virginia ran into after due to how large the territory was and man, they treated me like a fuckin idiot. I still think about that. It’s not, like, important or anything I just don’t have a therapist for this sort of shit

solsangraal ,

should have asked them why, if they were so set on being independent, they didn’t change the name of the state to something OTHER than the queen of england

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ThrowawaySobriquet ,

At the time I was 22 and didn’t have a firm grasp on the idea I could tell someone being rude to go fuck themselves. It was just a bunch of old folks pining for the glory days of national pride and dysentery, but like, fuck. Snuff out a curious light like that.

solsangraal ,

kind of strange, the older i get (40smthg now), the less respect i have for people 20+ years older than me, and the more i have for 20+ years younger

dethedrus ,

I’m older but in the same boat. Unless those younger people are part of proud technological illiterati, which really pisses me off for some reason. Probably those 30 years of being an IT drone…

snekerpimp ,

Soon it’ll just be the peninsula. A bunch of ponies and Eastern Shore seasonals

Edit: was supposed to be a comment on the main post, fat fingered it, my bad

5714 ,

Why did they treat you like that?

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

No idea. I still wonder sometimes where the disconnect was, but I also just try to not let things like that get to me anymore. I’m having mixed success

BrokenGlepnir ,

It’s got a few answers. For the first one, the logistics were handled by not administering the territory, those were only claims. For the next one, logistics were handled by breaking them up into other territories that would become states since administering it wasn’t feasible. In the third, it was possible, but it caused problems. The civil war was not the only grievance west virginia had. They had been neglected for the better part of a century. Richmond usually didn’t care much about those on the other side of the mountains. In some ways the civil war was just a good time to do what they’d probably wanted to for awhile. Really the logistics are the reason virginia is the size and shape it is today. Now they have a capitol where they can be not cared for by locals.

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

👊

eager_eagle , in Goodbye, old friend.
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maybe the real friends are the mineral samples we collect along the way

lightnsfw , in A legend has left us

This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.

nintendiator , in A legend has left us

Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.

samus12345 , in How do they do the blood test?
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Poor Beaker just can’t catch a break.

salvaria , in Goodbye, old friend.
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