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Jakdracula , in Speed
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When the “baby on board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least two years old now and the car is safe to ram ‘em.

ChicoSuave , in How do they do the blood test?

I want to see the panels where Kermit pours whiskey into a computer that he calls a lying bitch.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in Dumpsters
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@bascule 🔗 mas.to/users/bascule/statuses/112793660647233531

Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there’s some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally confusing them with dumpsters

rockmeat , in Teste

Sorry, did you mean “testicles”?

SonicBlue03 , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
Kolanaki ,
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Pigs in a blanket 🤤

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
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loaExMachina ,

Nice! If I may take a guess as to your favourite… Is it “My Bologna” by Al Yankovic ?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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You are correct!

RacoonVegetable , in Virginia is shrinking!

Good

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You say good, but that could mean North Carolina will get bigger!

RacoonVegetable ,

As long as Ohio is not expanding

archonet ,

Have I got bad news for you about Trump’s VP, then

Ohio has breached containment.

ZagamTheVile ,

Maryland stands behind this opinion.

Aermis , in Boy meat

We have this bologna in our fridge at all times. It’s the best. Fry it with some eggs. Kids love it. Never even thought about how odd the packaging looks lol

cabron_offsets , in Boy meat

Fuck everything about this.

SpaceNoodle ,

sigh OK, if you insist …

bigkahuna1986 ,

Yes officer, this comment right here…

kirbowo808 , in A legend has left us
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If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

random_character_a , in How do they do the blood test?
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Beakerpilar

Squorlple , in Boy meat
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yum ,

This scene gave countless nightmares as a kid. Thanks for reminding me of its existence

Plastic_Ramses ,

What it from?

stringere ,

Soylent Green

Soylent Green is a 1973 American dystopian thriller film directed by Richard Fleischer, and starring Charlton Heston, Leigh Taylor-Young, and Edward G. Robinson in his final film role. It is loosely based on the 1966 science-fiction novel Make Room! Make Room! by Harry Harrison, with a plot that combines elements of science fiction and a police procedural. The story follows a murder investigation in a dystopian future of dying oceans and year-round humidity caused by the greenhouse effect, with the resulting pollution, depleted resources, poverty, and overpopulation.[2][3] In 1973, it won the Nebula Award for Best Dramatic Presentation and the Saturn Award for Best Science Fiction Film.

MeatPilot ,
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Potentially a history book for future generations to enjoy.

stringere ,

True Pre-history

BoxerDevil ,

This isn’t soylent green. It’s the wall by pink floyd

Squorlple ,
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samus12345 ,
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How does it separate out their clothes so neatly?

FlorianSimon ,

This is what happens when you get no education.

samus12345 ,
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I’ve been informed that they don’t need no education.

scytale , (edited ) in Thank You!

I have a mouse pad with this exact text.

malfisya , in A legend has left us

Glorious community added context

FlyingSquid , in A legend has left us
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Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.

peopleproblems ,

Flying Squid doing the Lord’s Work again

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