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RandomStickman , in Facial Recognition
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I have never connected to pasta on such an emotional level before

MTK , in Share your favourite memes
ImplyingImplications , in Facial Recognition

I wanna know if the algorithm believes the photo is of a person named Rotini Fiorentina

scytale , in Weekends

It does get harder as you grow older. That’s why I try to avoid sleeping late now because no matter what I do, I still wake up at the same time every morning.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Right, it’s a blessing and a curse. I certainly get a lot more done in my general life since I started becoming like this as I get older, but catching up on borrowed sleep has become much more difficult.

whenyellowstonehasitsday , in Weekends

extra time means time for an extra morning pint

not_that_guy05 , in Bean Hall

My people finally have a mall of their own.

GeneralEmergency , in Wise man

Side note. Fuck I hate the rebrand to U&Dave

SGG , in When shitposting becomes constiposting

While shit is a renewable resource, only so much shit can exist at any one time.

Shitpost mods need to walk a fine line of laxitives, costives, gas station sushi, big mac meals, and dilators. Sometimes they get it wrong.

billwashere , in Words truly matter

And this is how you fail in teaching your children science.

FeelThePower , in Weekends

this happens to me all the time, I’ll fall asleep at like 2am, wake up at 6, unable to fall back asleep and then I accidentally sleep away the entire day from like noon to 7pm. I’ve tried everything even just staying up for days to reset the cycle and nothing works.

ummthatguy ,
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normanwall ,

This is not medical advice, but en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PromethazineHelped reset my Mum’s sleep cycle.

Very low dose to start ~5mg, you must have uninterrupted 8 hours to sleep and take at least 1hour before bed. If you have too high a dose or too little sleep you will feel exhausted all day.

Mouselemming ,

Easily solved:

Make a PLAN to sleep from noon to seven. Prepare something for a ready dinner, put on jammies, (pee first) get in bed, set the alarm. This is your gift to you. You won’t be disoriented because you planned it. Get up, have dinner, enjoy your evening and go back to bed at your usual time.

Crumbgrabber , in Share your favourite memes
LEONHART , in Bean Hall

squints hard

Sean Mall?

Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?

My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.

Evil_Shrubbery , in Words truly matter

Kind words satanise sanitise & sterilise.

CodexArcanum , in jhair

Weirdly compelled to construct and then climb into the joctopussy jair. Is this what being driven mad into an Old One cult feels like?

Whirling_Cloudburst , in When shitposting becomes constiposting

I’m here to help.

image

MTK ,

Weird looking hydration bladder but I’d drink from it.

davidagain ,

I suspect I’ll regret asking, but what is this?

Ilovethebomb ,

Literal douche bag.

Slovene ,

Dude! Wtf?! They just asked a question. Jesus Christ, why so mean?

roboto ,

Some people can’t help it they have to jump at you for asking a question

Ilovethebomb ,

I’m not sure if you two are serious or not, and that just makes this even better.

Slovene ,

Surely we can’t be serious?

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s honestly hard to tell sometimes

roguetrick OP , (edited )

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

Whirling_Cloudburst ,

The enema/douche bag at your service.

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