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Socsa ,

I just wear shit from gap and have been married three times

get on my level noob

cmbabul ,

The Gap gets a lot of hate in my experience but I don’t give a fuck because all their clothes are comfy and fit my frame perfectly

Hikermick ,

Friend of a friend of the working class

Ioughttamow ,

Quite, AUSTENtacious, if I do say. Ho ho ho ho

Deconceptualist ,

Plot twist: the marriage offers are all from a single obsessed stalker.

some_guy ,

I don’t believe it.

Donjuanme ,

Can one count forward to where they started? I could entertain the argument 0 is uncountable, it exists but it has no effect, it’s only a starting place, until exponents and calculus come into play, but that’s where I got off the math train

Etterra ,

So instead of wearing the uniform of the modern elitist class he’s wearing the uniform of a prior eliteist class. Is not reinforcing class division, but it’s still tacky as hell.

primarybelief ,

That’s some Mr. Darcy energy.

tacosplease ,

I was thinking reviewbrah vibes

chatokun ,

http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/fannovel.png

Zip2 ,

They’re just after his chocolate factory.

niktemadur ,

Oh, innumerable offers! Manifold! Multitudinous!
One might even say - a plethora!

LordCrom ,

Pepe, tell me. What is a plethora?

niktemadur ,

Wasn’t it supposed to be El Guapo?

And you don’t know what a plethora is?!!

LordCrom ,

It was el guapo asking Pepe…

psud ,

Very, very much a lot

Tulitaa ,

This is dated 2019. Covid probably took care of THAT.

ech ,

…what?

Imgonnatrythis ,

THAT !

possiblylinux127 ,

That!

psud ,

Historic tailoring is that gentleman’s business. I doubt the pandemic affected it much

MrsDoyle ,

“I see you dress to the right, sir.”

Mastengwe ,

Press x to doubt.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Honestly, you'd be surprised. I never went this far, but as a man who used to own many colorful blazers, bowties, pocket squares, fancy pants, etc...women respond to the confidence.

teft ,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

I would want to exude this energy:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2bc51fb3-acfb-45f2-8d0d-b1c7633ce00d.jpeg

But I know I would exude this energy:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6cf70c3c-3d6c-4037-8239-2f6f3155e0db.png

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I see that as a win also.

MeatPilot , (edited )
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/68b30174-d743-42d9-bc4c-5c5dfc0cb88b.jpeg

If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.

GBU_28 ,

How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?

SkyezOpen ,

He can get another boy for that.

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.

Bernie_Sandals ,
@Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world avatar

This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.

GBU_28 ,

Ah true

DrWeevilJammer ,
@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml avatar

No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows

fogstormberry ,

I want you to know this was an angry upvote

Illuminostro ,

YYYEEEAAHHHH!!!

Maeve ,

You .. You do know why powdered wigs, don't you?

psmgx ,

Explain

TassieTosser ,

Head lice.

Maeve ,

:-D

Ultragigagigantic ,
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

With $20, you could buy many peanuts.

skuzz ,

Explain how!

Maeve ,

Sores from syphilis lol.

feedum_sneedson ,

Did you just type a stutter?

Illuminostro ,

Know why they carried sachets? Because they all smelled like unwashed ass.

Maeve ,

Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn't notice?

MintyFresh ,

YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!

Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.

Rev3rze ,

Sounded perfectly to me!

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re gonna go through all the trouble to dress weird at least pick an attire that looks cool

Maeve ,

I'm okay with men in corset, bra, girdle, shapewear in general., thongs (must get a Brazilian wax, for the look, ofc)and stilettos. 8 hours, consecutively, that's it (under wires optional, I'm not that cruel).

psud ,

I guess there really is no accounting for taste. I guess it’s lucky he’s not trying to impress you

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

add 30 years and you have yourself a jacob rees mogg

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