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eran_morad , in "And make Star Trek woke"

Don’t fuck with gorn

mrsemi , in Something's not adding up

You saw the parts where Venom instantly healed mortal injuries, and where Carnage split his chest open to show off in his introductory scene, right? The host is clay in the symbiote’s hands.

AnarchistArtificer ,

Well that’s a horrifying way to think of things, thank you for that (not sarcastic)

mindbleach , in Something's not adding up

It’s fine, he’s built like a mid-00s CGI zombie.

PythagreousTitties , in Something's not adding up

He’s goo in there.

JCreazy , in Something's not adding up

I always assumed that when he was full Venom it altered his physical body and when he showed his face the he purposely didn’t alter that part.

Draegur , in Something's not adding up

Ah, yeah, Venom is just a suit in the same way that a TARDIS is just a box, heh.

IIRC, isn’t it that you don’t actually wear a symobiote as much as it kinda completely absorbs you? Sort of like … After a caterpillar goes inside a cocoon, it … Dissolves. Into caterpillar goop. And then the goop reforms into a butterfly.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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I’d give a Doctor Who / Spiderverse movie a watch.

Draegur ,

I’d love if Doctor Who ended up entangled with Maguire+Garfield+Holland VIA Doctor Strange even though Strange doesn’t remember Peter anymore…

Crowfiend ,

Doctor, looking at Garfield: “didn’t we meet in 1930s New York? I think there were pigmen?”

fogstormberry ,

this absolutely has to be a doctor who reunion episode

Mongostein ,

In the limited series from the 90s, Venom: Carnage Unleashed, Venom is thrown in to a train by carnage and merges in to a stripe on the train to hide and escape.

Your theory is correct. Eddie becomes goop.

Please_Do_Not , in Something's not adding up

All of venom’s mass is already clearly pulled from the meat dimension, so what’s a little more for a glam rock tongue?

MelastSB ,

The issue is more the host’s dislocated jaw than the parasite tongue, I believe

Please_Do_Not ,

I mean Venom is injured all the time in ways that would clearly impact a body within it. So either the host body goes full caterpillar-coccoon and is basically jelly while Venom is fully formed, or the host’s body becomes immune to injury/near fully regenerable, in which case Venom could wreck the host’s face without worry.

PythagreousTitties ,

That’s the line I’m going to use tomorrow night on my gf. Thank you

dactylotheca , (edited ) in You wouldn't want to let it down, would you?
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Huh, interesting. I’m autistic and I tend to personify objects, but if I’m with people I might turn it into a joke, because I mean come on, the idea that eg. a hammer is now happy because something happened to it is pretty funny.

I can’t be mean to NPCs in games. I say “sorry” to my robot vacuum if I bump it with a door or something, and I encourage it when it’s struggling with an obstacle. I think my electric kettle is happy when I use it to make tea. All in all it’s pretty funny that I know objects (probably!) don’t have emotions, but of course they have emotions.

JimVanDeventer , in And I can vote, too!

I know what you all want.

dactylotheca , in My town is apparently holding a book tasting this month
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https://suppo.fi/pictrs/image/f1792135-ba1c-4841-ac76-4dd38abe0c88.jpeg

captain_aggravated OP ,
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that’s what I said.

dactylotheca ,
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Yeah I know, I’m the person who commented saying I had the exact same reaction 😀 I’d made this comment before reading yours and just went “hah, figures I wasn’t the only one”

Sam_Bass , in And I can vote, too!

PTOs are easy

dactylotheca OP ,
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The what now?

Sam_Bass , (edited )

Guess they arent that easy huh. And yeah shoulda said PIV. I get those backwards a lot

dactylotheca OP ,
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The who

Sam_Bass ,

The what. Who’s on first

dactylotheca OP ,
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Ah the 'ol stoogearoni

funkless_eck ,

paid time off

penis in vagina

RizzRustbolt , in And I can vote, too!

So can anyone else that sat around in that break room while they played that video. You’re not special.

dactylotheca OP ,
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w-what

MonkderDritte , in My town is apparently holding a book tasting this month

Wait, they are allowed to? With how stupide media rights have gone.

captain_aggravated OP ,
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I think libraries are still allowed to let people read the books, yes.

cmbabul , in No prob Bob

Good deal Lucile, good thinkin Abe Lincoln

pntha , in No prob Bob

i had never heard Robert pronounced “ro-bert” until just now in my head thanks to this obscure meme

dactylotheca OP , (edited )
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Well, wait till you find out that “meow” can only be found in the following English words:

  • meow
  • meows
  • meowing
  • meowed
  • homeowner

Good luck not reading it as ho-meow-ner from now on.

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