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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

Bonehead ,

Anything that ends up with the initials "BJ".

Gordon ,

I know a guy who’s initials are MRS, which is funny.

0x2d ,

X Æ A-12

Scary_le_Poo ,
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“Hello 911? I’ve just witnessed a murder.”

shiveyarbles ,

Batman bin Suparman

ICastFist ,
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Any very foreign sounding name is a great contender: Ashurbanipal, Nebuchadnezzar, Nabopolassar.

Judas is a good option, too. I think it’s even illegal to name your child Judas in Germany.

Any DBZ character works. Trunks in an english speaking country would be spot on.

For a tropical real life villain, Jair Bolsonaro.

quinkin ,

Spare Parts

lntl ,
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Keith

FullOfBallooons ,
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💩. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this “he can go by his middle name if he doesn’t like his first name” nonsense.

Davel23 ,

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Assuming they live in Ulm. If not, adjust name accordingly.

slurpeesoforion ,

Donald Trump Elon Musk

Devi ,

Donon Trusk Eland Mump

BenGFHC ,

My dad wanted to name me 'Bentley' at some point. Glad my mum's stubborn and didn't let that happen.

brunofin ,
Tolookah ,
DirigibleProtein ,

Ethelbert, Cummerbund, Kevin

ianovic69 ,
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OhmsLawn ,

I’d take Steve over any of the …ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I’d be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.

Ken or Nigel are probably safe.

Tolookah ,

Stevayden sounds like a win then.

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