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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

MJBrune ,

Lincoln Ford Mercury.

IDontHavePantsOn , (edited )

Bumperpucker

Appropriation

Gurner

Clap

Clippy

Pickles

Masher

Guana

Iguana

kakes ,

Hennard.

brunofin ,
roo ,
@roo@lemmy.one avatar

Lithium

ggwithgg ,

Maven, given they are Java developers

30p87 ,

5 names at once.

FlyForABeeGuy OP ,

As a guy that has 5 first names, I take offense!

30p87 ,

Last time I met someone with 5 names we were in a psychiatry.

^Just\ a\ note^

FlyForABeeGuy OP ,

Maybe my mom tried to tell everyone about my personality just by giving them my names?

30p87 ,

It probably reflects her mental state too, depending on what the names are.

FlyForABeeGuy OP ,

She put a little Pedro in there. 30 years later and I still don’t know why

30p87 ,

At least the depressed guys names had meaning oh god darwin

Bizarroland ,
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Polysyllabic words too.

Rosicrucian Bellefonte Adelaide Dormandius Xavier {last name} III (as there is no legal requirement to actually have a I and a II first)

ElGosso ,
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Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules (“tes-ti-CLEEZ”)

Cromalin ,
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sleggar
jamitov
bajeena
revive
bring
harry

toastal ,

ʘ LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK

qwrty ,
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Mump

stewie3128 ,

Fang

DirigibleProtein ,

Ethelbert, Cummerbund, Kevin

justhach ,
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Skibblezz DeWicket

littlewonder ,

Child Tax Credit, or, ChiTaC (Cheetah C) for short.

Eylrid ,

Chi’tac, cousin of Bra’tac

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