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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

tias ,

I know of someone who named her son “Scrotum”.

rbhfd ,

Gotta remember where you came from.

communist ,
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Did she hate him or something?

tias ,

It was a debate show on Swedish public television probably a decade ago. They were debating what you should be allowed to name your children (or not). More specifically the name was “Pungen” which is the determined form in Swedish, i.e. more like “The Scrotum”. I don’t remember why she wanted to name her son The Scrotum, it might have been some weird pagan tribute to the father. But as I recall it didn’t appear to come out of hate.

The name had been denied by the Swedish IRS (which decides who can be named what). I remember there was another kid named “Laser” who had been approved.

Littleborat ,

Laser is kind of cool name. As a middle name I would take it.

Aria ,

Did you ask why?

datavoid ,

Does he go by Scrotey, or Scrotes McGotes?

FireWire400 ,
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

Any name that can be spelled a million different ways

ILikeBoobies ,

But that’s all names

Li, Le, Lee, Ly, Leigh

Frostbeard ,

Michael McIntyre nails it

youtu.be/69UlVQpYwUE?si=IuB4OC88FPty49T5

TheGalacticVoid ,

Rizz

Slaydolf

The_Jewish_Cuban ,
@The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net avatar

Blood Bank

FriendBesto ,

Great for a meme but not so great for in real life: Cthulhu All-Spark

businessinsider.com/internet-names-couples-baby-c…

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Spewart

I will not elaborate

RandomVideos ,
communist ,
@communist@beehaw.org avatar

He said worst, not best.

Poiar ,

The post clearly asked for the worst names, not the very best /s

So_zetta_slowpoke ,

Little Bobby Tables, we call him.

HelixDab2 ,

Any “creative” spelling of a common name.

e.g., Jahnithun.

altima_neo ,
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Le-a

The “-” isn’t silent

solidsnake2085 ,
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

Airwrecka

rbesfe ,

Philbert

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Hey now, filberts are a state treasure here in Oregon.

bermuda ,

Pubert

punkwalrus ,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

Still gotta go with Streetlamp LaMoose.

ohlaph ,

I don’t know, I heard he’s doing okay.

Starshader ,

He said worst. Not best.

happyhippo ,

X Æ A-12

HexbearGPT ,
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Squemp

Bongchez

Libble

Grover

Worm

Big Dawg

Cheese

phpinjected ,

Odigbu buduwe

CuttingBoard ,

Stankmouth

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