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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

MF_COOM ,

Rectus

stewie3128 ,

Fang

MJBrune ,

Lincoln Ford Mercury.

Rolando ,

How about “Naughtius Maximus”?

MIDItheKID ,

Just take any normal name and putt a z at the end to spice it up.

Kevinz Frankz Markz

sobanto ,

Adelbert

lolcatnip ,

One of my grandfather’s names was Delbert. From what I’ve been told he was an asshole.

thorbot ,

Chodebert

guyrocket ,
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Dilbert.

AFallingAnvil ,
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Pubert

IDontHavePantsOn , (edited )

Bumperpucker

Appropriation

Gurner

Clap

Clippy

Pickles

Masher

Guana

Iguana

kakes ,

Hennard.

HunkyBrewster ,

Ham

OrkneyKomodo ,

Pubert

FlyForABeeGuy OP ,

Only if Pube is considered as it’s diminutive!

Spaghetti_Hitchens , (edited )

Her comes lil Pubey!

GammaGames ,

Fucking Pubert!

shiveyarbles ,

Boink! Boink! Boink,! X2$&#@!?!

shiveyarbles ,

Batman bin Suparman

ICastFist ,
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Any very foreign sounding name is a great contender: Ashurbanipal, Nebuchadnezzar, Nabopolassar.

Judas is a good option, too. I think it’s even illegal to name your child Judas in Germany.

Any DBZ character works. Trunks in an english speaking country would be spot on.

For a tropical real life villain, Jair Bolsonaro.

quinkin ,

Spare Parts

lntl ,
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Keith

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