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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Organ farm .

Cyanity ,

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

anarchost ,

youtube.com/watch?v=vJJEVBMtOEQ

That name is epic though

LallyLuckFarm ,

Jimothy

Tomathan

Kevincent

Jachary

Esteburt

Stanthony

Chetzemoka ,

Dr. Glaucomflecken taking notes over here…

qwrty ,
@qwrty@lemmy.world avatar

Mump

mrmule ,

Alexa That’s just gotta be annoying for everyone when your smart home device kicks into action every time your name is called.

ExLisper ,

That’s a pretty long name.

Matt ,

Leslie Valerie Sally

Goldenboy ,

Kevin

Yerbouti , (edited )

Were I’m from (Québec), this name is always associate with difficult hyperactive kids. It’s like a running joke “This classroom is full of Kevin”. One of my good friend is a Kevin, he find that quite funny.

ElGosso ,
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Down here in the states Kevin is normally associated with the Call of Duty demographic stereotype - a young (15-25) dumb pothead who drinks too much Monster and punches holes in drywall when he gets mad.

nfsu2 ,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

Mike Cox

imgprojts ,

Friends of Mike Oak.

Laila ,

Cousin to Mike Hunt

greyhathero ,

Knew an Alex cox once

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Spez.

257m ,

Now that would just be cruel.

nfsu2 ,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

Adolf Hitler

Sir_Fridge ,

Biggus And then convince them to change their last name into Dikkus

Ludrol ,
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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

nfsu2 ,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

sounds like it could be a dortmund 2011 player

Ludrol ,
@Ludrol@szmer.info avatar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfKZclMWS1U

nfsu2 ,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

Hahaha, thanks.

Gosplan14_the_Third ,
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Grzegorz is a perfectly normal name, and it’s not their fault if they have a difficult surname 😔

root_beer ,

It’s probably not even difficult in Poland either

Gosplan14_the_Third ,
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Well, there’s a bit of context behind it:

The name is a meme in Poland and comes from the 1969 adventure-comedy mini-series Jak rozpętałem drugą wojnę światową (How I unleashed World War 2).

In the second episode, the main character is in hiding insideof Nazi Germany after escaping from a Prisoner of War camp. He is eventually arrested for an unrelated reason and this is the fake name he gives to the German bureaucrat using the typewriter. Unsurprisingly, he is baffled by the spelling, especially once he gets it right… since he gets an even more difficult fake birthplace to spell by the MC.

Edit: If you mean Grzegorz, it means George and isn’t too difficult, I suppose.

JSens1998 ,

Tiktok Lad, Reddit guy, Discord mod

pruwybn ,
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Deuteronomy

Asudox ,
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Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

nx2 ,

What?!? What a coincidence! My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!

offbyone ,

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shrippen , (edited )

Oh, hello! Can Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke come out to play?

nx2 ,

Yes, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke! I’ve come to play!

shrippen ,

Geez, your name is so long. Now he’s gone.

room_raccoon ,

Is this the Japanese banana fanna bo banna or something?

nx2 ,

youtu.be/veaKOM1HYAw?si=v82Zw7UfPtvOWili

shrippen ,

Interesting! I actually didn’t know this clip. I thought you referenced a rakugo story that involves this name. But other media has seen that rakugo story as well as I can see.

Outtatime ,
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No guacamole either

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